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What's the worst thing your pet has every swallowed?


  1. Don't make me count to 10. Hearing your full name stated and your presence required with no debate. I have raised you right so I know you will make the right choices in life. No matter what you do in life you will always be loved. Go ask your Father. Not until you have eaten everything on your plate. If your going to get up in the morning, turn off your light and get to sleep. Sweet Dreams. ;-)
  2. Don't forget, I've got eyes in the back of my head.
  3. Let the man chase you. If he is worthy of you, he will!
  4. One of these days I hope you have kids just like you.
  5. What goes around comes around. Two wrongs don't make a right. Always take the high road.
  6. If all your friends jumped off a bridge I suppose you would want to jump off too?
  7. "I'll give you something to cry about!" Miss you Momma!
  8. "You're for the birds." Not sure where she got that from, but I've been hearing it for over 40 years.
  9. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
  10. God won't close a door unless he opens a window
  11. "I'm going to sell you to the gypsies"
  12. Your face is going to stick like that.
  13. We had a Corgi that swallowed my truck. It was just a Ranger so he pooped it out after we gave him castor oil.
  14. Seed pod from a tree that looks like a Porcupine ball
  15. Plastic scissors (from a paper doll kit)...good news was it was a big dog and no harm done).
  16. Our cat ate a foam earplug and ended up with a urinary blockage and intestinal blockage at the same time.
  17. Batteries from the TV remote
  18. A blue slinky nightgown. He shredded it and ate the pieces. I was pulling blue rags from his butt for a few days. We laughed and laughed! He was hardy and had no side effects.
  19. A Brillo scouring pad. (At least his teeth were clean).
  20. A plastic soda bottle, more than one actually. She used to love chewing in them but we didn't realize she was actually swallowing them. They just sat in her gut. Required surgery. Oddly she's never bothered with them again.
  21. oh & 11 of the the Valentine's Day chocolate heart shaped lollipops we spent hrs making.
  22. At a BBQ party, a friend's very large dog once ate several big grilled bone-in chicken breasts - basically swallowed three of them whole before we got the remaining chicken breasts away from him. Chicken bones? Didn't seem to bother the dog at all.
  23. Our Mini Pin swallowed a latex surgical glove whole when he was a puppy weighing less than 2 pounds. Emergency vet did not believe us until he threw it up whole with the mixture of water and hydrogen peroxide he gave him.