Armenia have cleverly submitted a Creed pub tribute band as their entry to express their contempt. Well played. #eurovision- UKIP will get upset over this extended bit of British Monkey-Island mockery, once someone explains it to them. #eurovision
- The woman with the nice shoes from Holland appears to be singing a song about Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" #eurovision
- Romania's entry: General Zod. #eurovision
- Will this #eurovision finally be the year when Graham Norton snaps and kills himself on-air? You can hear the will to live ebbing away.
- Here comes Denmark. Better get that syringe full of adrenaline ready. #eurovision
- Short Azerbaijan singer placed on glass box containing a presumed dissident. 24% of singer's body weight is eyebrows. #eurovision
- Greece sing "Alcohol Is Free," which I presume is a Golden Dawn recruitment song #eurovision
- Okay. Um. This giant Wagnerian colossus carried the Ukrainian singer to the stage, and then just wandered off into the distance. #eurovision
- GIVE EUROHULK THE FUCKING PRIZE #eurovision
- Get this whining Italian dolt in the suit that doesn't fit OFF the stage, BRING BACK EUROHULK #eurovision
- There is a Norwegian woman singing about squirting, I think, but I can't see Eurohulk ANYWHERE #eurovision
- Europe, start voting for these cultural travesties that make the world pity our artistic paucity and self-loathing RIGHT NOW! #eurovision
- what the fuck there is no write-in vote for EUROHULK that's it i'm voting UKIP #eurovision
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