Was @wmata high?

Metro spent a lot of yesterday tweeting some pretty strange stuff. Here's a take on how it all went down.


  1. @wmata must've teleworked and started the day with something herbal. A pretty good mood ensued.
  2. The good mood continues, this time with delusions of grandeur.
  3. While riding that high, @wmata made a new, imaginary friend on Twitter, but to the king of hype, the irony of the tweet seemed lost in a smoky haze.
  4. Herb brings out creativity sometimes, so @wmata decided to have a little fun with Photoshop.
  5. As the buzz wore off, @wmata started to get sentimental. (Remember, this is the same @wmata that professed to have a "thick skin.")
  6. Then, buzz killed, @wmata turns to the bottle and rediscovers its natural surliness. Unable to turn the cheek, @wmata busts out that wmatatude we all know and hate.