- somebody is hopping around in a jiangshi getup. the masculine build and shoulders that yell "baltimore ravens" suggest uhrman? #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317474141416607746
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:11:48 - 12 graves with strange markings have appeared on stage. a wandering dog is howling at them periodically #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317473740663431168
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:10:12 - lights go down, spotlight on the hopping zombie. a mask with a long grey beard and an "O" on the front #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317474472892461056
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:13:07 - the mask comes off! it's uhrman and she seems positively entranced. she begins a dance, the dog is scared, trying to exit stage #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317474747376082944
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:14:12 - the crowd is silent. the dog is crying now. frantic. uhrman is taunting it with aggressive hopping, he hides behind graves #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317475019473186816
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:15:17 - music is slowly fading in, my cantonese speaking guest informs me that it's chanting in mandarin. creepy. #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317475352018554880
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:16:36 - the dog is growing ever more scared, trying to get through the curtain now. julie hops, unrelenting, impassive #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317475632399396865
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:17:43 - music stops, julie halts in an awkward position, like a maquette fell off a truck. security remove the dog. graves remain #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317475948947709952
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:18:59 - "join me" she yells, the enormous plastic ouya begins to glow, alternating red and green, pulsing ever faster #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317476333108219904
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:20:30 - screens turn on, expecting a video package shortly. announcing exclusives? fingers crossed #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317476553099456512
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:21:23 - aaaand it's a fake out, we have smoke machines, and some kind of awful green hologram is being projected onto the smoke #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317476968469762052
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:23:02 - i can't make out any of this text, honestly i'm not even sure it's in english. julie is nodding, clapping, yelling. #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317477313556148225
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:24:24 - the text stops and some kind of cloaked figure is projected onto the smoke, honestly this part looks pretty cool #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317477777588760576
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:26:15 - "i have tamed great death and returned our old masters to the grave" announced julie. well, uh, ok then. now a video package #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317478165989691394
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:27:47 - well folks, i can officially announce it. lots of zombie games. the thrilling creativity of the indie crowd at work #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317478475407699968
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:29:01 - in between every game (almost all of them zombie games) a bunch of words flash up. can't make them out though, blurry #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317478930560983040
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:30:50 - please welcome... long pause. uncomfortably. #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317479287705968641
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:32:15 http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317479422850650112
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:32:47- lots of boring marketing speak, the cloaked figure is now actually physically wandering around on stage #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317480054869352449
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:35:18 - the three of them join hands and are proud to announce... #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317480350068637698
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:36:28 - they open their mouths and ethereal figures pour out and into the room. speaking of "enslaving the flesh", thanking backers #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317480731544797185
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:37:59 - great and brutal titans of history are hurling an effervescent dust into the air, which coagulated into backer numbers #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317481281560666113
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:40:10 - my number is up! i'm told i'm going to be taken to the "land of endless pity". didn't familiarise myself with the tent though #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317481665914077184
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:41:42 - a great metal ring in which a swirling, viscous liquid is suspended vertically is on stage. being taken to it now #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317481887746621440
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:42:35 - "you who were blind, wavering in your faith, shall see what lies beneath the thin veneer of your reality". olives running low. #ouyaunveil
http://twitter.com/HeroOfTheFSA/status/317482338047098880
— Joseph Gibson (@HeroOfTheFSA)Fri, Mar 29 2013 03:44:22
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