"WEFT/WEBBED" A #FAIRYTALEFRIDAY FARRAGO

IN WHICH THE MOTLEY STORYFOOLS FINAGLE SOME FICTION.

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  1. IT WAS FAIRYTALEFRIDAY, AND ALL THROUGH THE GLEN, ALL THE FAIRYTALEFRIDISTS WERE LICKING SOME MEN.
    PHWOAR.
    AND SO SOME SHORT STORIES BEGAN TO ARRIVE.
    AND THOSE FABULOUS STORIES WERE ALL FLAVOURED WITH CHIVES
    BUT THIS WAS AN ERROR, FOR THE WORDS WERE NOT VEG
    SO THE FRIDAYISTS SCATTERED TO WRITE "WEFT" AND/OR "WEBBED"
    AND THE GOREYBEAST SLUNK TO THE BOUNDARIES OF SPACE
    FOR HIS "VEG" & "WEBBED" RHYMING WAS QUITE THE DISGRACE.
  2. AND THE FABULOUS FALLE, HE HAD ALSO APPEARED
    TO AVERT SHODDY TURN-OUT, WHICH THE DOPPELBEASTS FEARED.
  3. BABOONICORN PRANCED THROUGH THE OLD STORYFIELD
    BUT THIS TANGLED UP SPIDER IS ALL HE COULD YIELD:
  4. GLORY BE! GLITTER_BRAWL SWOOPS DOWN ON THE BREEZE
    WITH AN EXCELLENT TALE ABOUT WEAVING A SNEEZE.
  5. AND OUT FROM THE SHED, IN HIS QUAINT STORYSOCKS
    THAT DASTARDLY DULLARD THE STORYBEAST TROTS
    BUT BECAUSE HE AND I ARE SO CLOSELY RELATED
    HE JUST COULDN'T REST TIL HIS RHYMING WAS SATED.
  6. SO OFTEN HE COMES TO DELIGHT THE DEPRAVED
    BUT SADLY THIS WEEK THERE IS NO GOATS DON'T SHAVE.
  7. NOW WHEN IT SEEMED THAT THE WHOLE GANG WAS QUITTIN';
    THAT MAD MAGIC GENIUS COMDOTDOM GITTINS:
  8. WE THOUGHT WE WERE FREE AND WE HOPED HE HAD PASSED
    BUT SADLY YOUNG AEROSPOON, THIS WEEK, WAS ARSED
    TO WRITE US A STORY, AND CRAWL IN OUR HEADS,
    SO HERE IS A TALE FULL OF SPIDERS & DREAD.
  9. WHAT A PALAVER AND WHAT A DELIGHT
    THE STORIES WE READ? NOT A SINGLE ONE SHITE!
    BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WAS FAIREST OF ALL
    AND THAT STUNNING-GREAT SCRIBE IS YOUNG @GLITTER_BRAWL
    WHO TOLD US A TALE OF A MAGICAL SNEEZE
    NOW SNATCH US A WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY TREES!
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