SWALLOW - A #FAIRYTALEFRIDAY ORDEAL

WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN, WITH ANOTHER #FAIRYTALEFRIDAY: THE PRINCIPLE OF ENTROPY DISTILLED INTO TWITTER BULLSHIT.

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  1. TALENTED HORSE THIEF MICKEY CARROLL RODE THROUGH STORYTOWN, CLAD ONLY IN FABULOUS WORDAGE:
  2. AND THE MAN WHO SLEW LENIN: BABOONICORN GAVE CHASE ON HIS BIG-WHEEL TRICYCLE.
  3. THEN TERRIFYING PERVERT GLITTER_BRAWL ARRIVED WITH HER TEDIOUSLY PREDICTABLE BRILLIANCE!
  4. THEN THE GOREY BEAST GOT REALLY, REALLY SAD BUT COVERED IT UP BY BEING AWESOME
  5. AND BELOVED FORMER CHAMPION, AND GOLF LIBRETTIST, DOM GITTINS ARRIVED FRESH FROM A PERFORMANCE OF "NICKLAUS! on Ice"
  6. AND THAT WAS IT, ANOTHER #FAIRYTALEFRIDAY DONE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. SO THE GOREY BEAST SNUCK OFF TO HIS LAIR TO MAKE A DECISION.
  7. AND EMERGED ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON, AS IF FROM A DRUNKEN STUPOR.
  8. AND LO, A SELECTION WAS MADE.
  9. GASP! A TWIST IN THE FAIRYTALE! WHAT WAS GOREYBEAST UP TO?! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!
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