INEVITABLE - A #FAIRYTALEFRIDAY THING

IN WHICH THE FRIDISTS TRY TO KEEP THEIR POKER TOURNAMENT HIDDEN FROM COLONEL GOREY BEAST, WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

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  1. THE GOREY BEAST COMMENCED THE WEEK'S FESTIVITIES IN TYPICALLY BULLISH MOOD
  2. AND SO THE FAIRYTALEFRIDAY HAD BEGUN. MUCH HOWLING FOLLOWED UNTIL THE FLAME-HAIRED HERO, THE MODERN DAY VENUS, THE RATTLIN', BATTLIN' BUNNIKINS ARRIVED, THROWING STORIES LIKE NINJA STARS.
  3. NEXT UP WAS HOWLIN' BARRY BABOONICORN: AN OLD MARKET TRADER WITH CART FULL OF APPLES AND A HEAD FULL OF DREAMS. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES?!" HE'D CONSTANTLY WAIL AT PASSERSBY, GESTURING TO HIS MYSTERIOUS, UNCHANGING, UNDIMINISHING & UNROTTED PILE OF FRUITS: A HINT AT HIS TERRIBLE SECRET.
  4. THEN AEROSPOON DID A THING.
  5. THEY CALL HIM THE HAM FALCON, THE ELECTRIC ONION AND THE STANLEY UNWIN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. IT'S THE ARTFUL DOMGER: DAME DOM GITTINS!
  6. AND SO THE GOREYBEAST ADJOURNED TO MAKE HIS DECISION...
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