FURTIVE - A #FAIRYFAILFRIDAY MISFIRE

IN WHICH SOME FABULOUS STORIES ARRIVE, BUT MAYBE LESS THAN YOU'D THINK.

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  1. IT WAS #FAIRYTALEFRIDAY THE WEEK BEFORE LAST.
  2. BUT THE GOREYBEAST DIDN'T SHIFT HIS BUTT AND ADMINISTER IT UNTIL REALLY, REALLY LATE.
  3. AND IT WAS A BANK HOLIDAY, SO HE WATCHED A BUNCH OF TRASHY B-MOVIES AND THEN SIGHED:
  4. BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP A LARGELY-INEPT GOREYBEAST DOWN, AND HE RESUMED HOWLING INTO THE VOID THE FOLLOWING FRIDAY:
  5. AND WAS REWARDED FOR HIS EFFORTS
  6. BUT IT HAD BEEN A LARGELY QUIET DAY, SO THE GOREYBEAST DID SOME MORE HOWLING AND FUDGING THE DEADLINE
  7. ALAS, NOBODY CAME...
  8. AND THE GOREYBEAST WASN'T REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO
  9. AND THE GOREYBEAST DID INVITE THE TWO PARTICIPANTS WHO WEREN'T REIGNING CHAMPION TO PROMPT US, FOR HE SAW NO SENSE IN DECLARING A SINGLE WINNER:
  10. IN THE BACKGROUND, THE GOREYBEAST WAS FRANTICALLY DM-ING HIS ATROCIOUS DOPPELGANGER THE STORYBEAST...
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