ANTHROPOMORPHIC - #FAIRYTALEFRIDAY

IN WHICH THE STORYFOLK APPROXIMATE HUMANITY

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  1. IT WAS FAIRYTALEFRIDAY, AS PER USUAL, AND THE GOREYBEAST WAS HOOTING ABOUT ANTHROPOMORPHISM.
  2. JAMES LE LACHEUR BLUNDERED IN FIRST, IN TOP HAT AND TAILS, PERFECTLY APPROXIMATING A GENTLEMAN, IF YOU IGNORED THE TENTACLES.
  3. THE GOREYBEAST BEGAN TO SING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PROBABLY GRAMMATICALLY INEPT OPERA COVER OF ALL TIME, IN THE HOPES OF ATTRACTING MORE ENTRIES!
  4. WHICH ONLY RESULTED IN THAT MYSTERIOUS COLLECTION OF 6 BADGERS IN AN OVERCOAT: DOM GITTINS! ARRIVING WITH ANOTHER TYPICALLY WONDERFUL OFFERING.
  5. SOMETHING FOR THE ARCHIVES NOW AS THE GREATEST ANTHROPOMORPH OF ALL: THE STORYBEAST ENTERED THE ARENA, BELLOWING ABOUT HAVING LIMBS "LIKE A REAL BOY"
  6. ALEX WATTS WAS NEXT, HIS DELICATE BEAK RATTLING OFF THE TYPEWRITER KEYS TO DELIVER US THE GREATEST EGG OF ALL: THE WRITTEN WORD. ALEX IS A HUMANOID BIRD IN THIS SCENARIO.
  7. AND THIS IDIOT WHO STYLES HIMSELF LIKE A DINOSAUR BUT IS CLEARLY JUST A CLUSTER OF HALF-CHEWED PEPPERMINTS:
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