Poor life choices, as documented by twitter

  1. So, just to be clear, what's the social protocol when it comes to eating cream cheese out of the tub with a spoon? Definitely a no go?
  2. Things I want right now, in this order: Nachos, a burger, more nachos, a nap.
  3. Nothing turns a crappy day around like buying 4 different types of cheese.
  4. Packet of ravioli says it serves four. Four non-runners, maybe. I'll probably still need dessert.
  5. I don't know about you but where I am it's almost 2am and almost 2am is chocolate cookie time.
  6. At a fashion week event with a jam donut stain on my $20 dress.
  7. Saw a picture of pizza and now pizza is all I can think about. I'm the weakest person who's ever lived. And I want a damn pizza.