8:45 p.m.: With no new updates, we're ready to call the sinkhole Fixed!
5:09 p.m.: Latest endangered species: Fixed sinkholes.
5:01 p.m.: No. German translation: Nein
4:39 p.m.: Here's our Frequently Asked Questions section.
Q.: Is the sinkhole fixed?
4:27 p.m..: Watching the sinkhole web cam is like watching sinkhole cement dry.
4:26 p.m.: If a sinkhole gets fixed in the forest, but no one is around to see, did it get fixed?
4:10 p.m.: Pop quiz: How many sinkholes are fixed? Answer: None.
4:05 p.m.: All but one lane open, sinkhole is almost fixed.
3:21 p.m.: We polled 1 of 1 sinkholes to see how many were fixed. 100 percent were not fixed.
3:11 p.m: Current Vegas odds on the sinkhole being fixed right now: 1,000 to 1.
2:58: True or false, the sinkhole is fixed. False.
2:50 p.m.: Here's a photo of city crews looking at a sinkhole that isn't fixed yet.