College Cuisine & The Freshman 15

A digital diary that imagines the resolution of college campus dining issues through terms relating to The Battleship Potemkin, a film directed by Sergei Eisenstein.

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  1. Introduction: 


    The opening scene of  my video would be a picturesque view of a college campus. It’s a sunny day, care-free students are laughing and chatting in groups on the quad, and birds are joyfully chirping in the background. A voiceover would describe that this is the idyllic expectation of most innocent, college-bound freshmen. Suddenly, the clip would cut to a montage of clips depicting the reality of college life. Clips in the montage would include frenzied students scarfing down bagels and pizza on the way to class, stressed out students in the library snacking on chips and soda, and students in the dining hall carrying trays full of burgers, fries, and cereal. The background music for this montage would be more current, yet equally as ominous as the music in the opening scene of the Battleship Potemkin. 


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  3. In the beginning of The Battleship Potemkin, a Czarist commanding officer awakens and scolds a new recruit, who is startled and visibly upset by the encounter. The scene is cut by a caption reading “There is a limit to what a man can take”. In College Cuisine & The Freshman 15, the voiceover would similarly remark that “There is only so much college students can handle.” The voiceover would elaborate on this and state that because incoming freshmen have to deal with an avalanche of new stresses (including heavy financial burden for many students), nutrition naturally becomes a low priority.
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  6. In the next scene of The Battleship Potemkin, the men are enraged by the fact that they must eat a piece of meat laden with maggots. They are seen shouting and picking at the meat as they surround it in disgust. A caption is displayed across the scene that says “We’ve had enough Rotten Meat!” 


    The next scene in College Cuisine & the Freshman 15 will be modeled after the scene above. Students will be perusing the dining hall and gazing distastefully at the options they have to eat. The options will include soggy, overcooked vegetables, pieces of mystery meat, burgers, fried rice, and pizza. Students will angrily remark that they’re fed up with these unappetizing choices, just as the officers on the Potemkin expressed their distaste with the rotten pork meat.
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  8. The ship’s “doctor” comes and inspects the meat, claiming that the maggots are not worms and can easily be washed away with brine. The “doctor” who comes to inspect the meat in The Battleship Potemkin will be represented by a dining hall worker in College Cuisine & The Freshman 15. A student will approach the oatmeal station, only to realize that the oatmeal is extremely runny and has the consistency of water. The student will inquire about the oatmeal to a dining hall worker. The worker will glance at the oatmeal and remark that it is “perfectly fine”, instructing the student to mash up the oatmeal from the bottom. The worker leaves, and the student proceeds to mash up the oatmeal with no visible improvement in consistency. The student will look dismayed and angrily walk away to substitute for an unhealthy alternative: sugary cereal and hash browns.
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  10. In this screen shot, the crew members on board the Potemkin are seen lining up together, united as a front against the Czarist officers of their ship. The upcoming scene in College Cuisine & The Freshman 15 would show first-year students sharing the common experience of eating together at the dining hall, which unites them in a way similar to the navy officers. Just as the officers are forced to line up in front of their commanders, the students are forced to dine at the dining hall for each meal. The scene would portray a glimpse of the many groups of students eating, and then would cut to a particular group of students, including the one who asked about the oatmeal earlier. He will be complaining that he tries to be healthy, but the dining hall just doesn’t encourage it. Another student will remark that he is fed up with the food, and suggests the group go eat at an off-campus restaurant instead. The boy will to turn down the offer as he simply cannot afford to eat elsewhere, especially because the meal plan cost so much money in the first place (check out a GoAnimate video of how this scene might play out below, and please ignore my horrible voice acting).