Both acyrlamide and glyphosate are considered by IARC to be 'probable human carcinogens'. What if was to treat the threats from glyphosate and acrylamide similarly? Well, clearly, they'd have to ban potato chips from the building. Here's a satirical look at how that might play out.
"From NB Datapoints - We've uncovered a secret memo that outlines attempts by CBC management to keep staff safe by banning acrylamide - containing potato chips from the premises. In a series of tweets, we have released contents of the memo to an unsuspecting public:"