The Ballad of Maui Hair

I had to leave the house. And this is what I saw.

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  1. serene tropical beach in hawaii. wailea, maui, hawaii, usa
    serene tropical beach in hawaii. wailea, maui, hawaii, usa
  2. Little did I know what was about to unfold.
  3. The underlayer of her hair was pink. Like, My Little Pony pink.
  4. Maybe said husband talks about Maui too? At this point, I begin to notice I'm not the only one annoyed.
  5. There's a market for everything.
  6. These are the situations I wish I studied more languages for.
  7. Things, uh, began to escalate.
  8. I reread this and STILL gasped, remembering. Perfectly fucking delivered.
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