Instalove@kelly_instalove

Badass Chapter.6: If I read one more variation of "His mouth ate at hers like he was starving to death", my head will implode. AGAIN.

Tue, May 08 2012 10:08:58

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:08:58

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2572: "I'll marry you, if I can learn to please you." >>>MMMPPHH<<< I don't exactly know how to spell it, but that's the sound I made.

Tue, May 08 2012 10:12:38

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:12:38

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2594: Bad-guy abusive Dom hooks up with Bro #5's pain-junkie ex-girlfriend to get revenge on Bro #4. I might need another flowchart.

Tue, May 08 2012 10:18:01

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:18:01

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2635: Heroine worries about fitting in with Texas high society. The party she's attending features banana puddin' as the keynote dish.

Tue, May 08 2012 10:23:45

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:23:45

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2727: Heroine enters the 'playroom': "My stars and garters!"

Tue, May 08 2012 10:30:29

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:30:29

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2791: Heroine gets strapped in, whimpers, then giggles because her BFF "had a puppy that made the same noise when he wanted a treat."

Tue, May 08 2012 10:35:56

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:35:56

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2833: "When I push up through the Valley of Delight...." NOTE: This phrase is NOT trademarked. Go forth and copyright. You're welcome.

Tue, May 08 2012 10:42:13

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:42:13

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2836: "I just used the word f*** in my thoughts," she said it, proudly, as it she had achieved a milestone." Now I need a Gantt chart.

Tue, May 08 2012 10:44:33

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:44:33

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2887: He: "...now we're moving up to the big leagues. Are you ready?" She: "Hell, yeah!" #awesome

Tue, May 08 2012 10:55:49

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Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2845: "like any male animal, he had an irresistible urge to mark his territory." My mental picture probably isn't what was intended.

Tue, May 08 2012 10:51:37

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 10:51:37

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Scholarly textual analysis: The word "giggle" is used 14 times throughout this book. "Doll" appears 17 times."Ringlets" 11 times.

Tue, May 08 2012 11:03:57

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 11:03:57

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2961: "Never in a million years would he have guessed at the wildcat that lived within the body of this cuddly kitten." #barf

Tue, May 08 2012 11:06:20

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 11:06:20

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2974: Plot moppet finds missing Sub collar, puts it on family dog.

Tue, May 08 2012 11:07:49

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Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2991: "Consider me your playground. Wanna ride the rollercoaster?" No, thanks, I get motion sickness pretty bad.

Tue, May 08 2012 11:14:03

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 11:14:03

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 2984: "Foot a duck! What time is it?" "Calm down, sweet thang." What in god's name does "Foot a duck!" mean???

Tue, May 08 2012 11:10:54

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 11:10:54

April@csilibrarian

@kelly_instalove I think it's like that charity project for making sweaters for penguins only instead this one benefits ducks without feet.

Tue, May 08 2012 11:50:25

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— April (@csilibrarian)Tue, May 08 2012 11:50:25

Instalove@kelly_instalove

Loc 3013: She: "...I started writing erotic novellas, and they're selling like hotcakes. I'm a smut writer!" He: "Holy Shit!"

Tue, May 08 2012 11:16:59

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 11:16:59

Instalove@kelly_instalove

I peeked ahead - first paragraph of chapter 7 includes the phrase "sweet as sugar and weaver of erotic words."

Tue, May 08 2012 11:18:26

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— Instalove (@kelly_instalove)Tue, May 08 2012 11:18:26