For my inspirational 9/11 quotes, I go directly to the author of "Eight Lessons for Sale Success!"
Thirty minutes for all the free mini-muffins and coffee you can consume? Take that, Saddam!
For me, it's all about that electric blue shadow function. Like those Facebook profiles are comin' right atchya!
Pretty sure these are the same boots Toby Keith threatened to put in [a terrorist's] ass! $20 off is a steal!
Where's the flag for the third tower, HUH?? WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF THE TRUTH, ALLSTAR APPAREL??!
Pretty friggen excited! No friggedy, no doubt!
This is where Gristlebees tries to get in on the act...
...and is promptly (rightfully) shamed.
And just like that, was born!