- The White House's We the People allows people to create and join petitions to the federal government. "If a petition gets enough signatures, White House staff will review it, ensure it is sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response," according to WhiteHouse.gov.
- While all the secession from the Union petitions are getting all the attention, others also deserve attention:
1. BUILD A DEATH STAR
UPDATE: The White House responds: "The Administration does not support blowing up planets."
2. NATIONALIZE TWINKIES
3. MICHAEL JACKSON HOLIDAY
4. HONOR SPARTAN JOHN-117
5. LEGALIZE POLYGAMY ...
6. ... AND MUSHROOMS ...
7. ... AND WEED.
8. MAKE 'DREDD' HAPPEN
- (Not the Sylvester Stallone version, please)