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  1. The White House's We the People allows people to create and join petitions to the federal government. "If a petition gets enough signatures, White House staff will review it, ensure it is sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response," according to WhiteHouse.gov
  2. While all the secession from the Union petitions are getting all the attention, others also deserve attention:
  3. 1. BUILD A DEATH STAR

  4. UPDATE: The White House responds: "The Administration does not support blowing up planets."

  5. 2. NATIONALIZE TWINKIES

  6. 3. MICHAEL JACKSON HOLIDAY

  7. 4. HONOR SPARTAN JOHN-117

  8. 5. LEGALIZE POLYGAMY ...

  9. 6. ... AND MUSHROOMS ...

  10. 7.  ... AND WEED.

  11. 8. MAKE 'DREDD' HAPPEN

  12. (Not the Sylvester Stallone version, please)
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