Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkGot home to find a bumper lot of junk mail!!! Woo-hoo! Shall now peruse it, ensconced in red velvet armchair like Alistair P Cookie.Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:45:01ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273391977507192832— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:45:01
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkOh boy, I have THOUGHTS about the Ishka catalogue. Bringing orientalism to the masses since 1971!Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:47:05ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273392496363589632— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:47:05
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkStill, when I was a teenager, Ishka (along with Camberwell Market) was one of the few ways to explore 'alternative' sartorial identities.Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:49:02ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273392988980404225— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:49:02
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkPerhaps it still performs that role for kids in regional locations. (New Ishka stores in Wagga, Ballarat, Bendigo, Traralgon, Warrnambool.)Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:50:53ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273393451964444672— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 11:50:53
Has Woolies tried to introduce a 'character' called 'the ham king'? I've seen this ginger instore in standee form. pic.twitter.com/wtG4KEftom/wtG4KEftMel Campbell@incrediblemelk·Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:01:11ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273396044019138560— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:01:11
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkThe Champas Wars hit Woolies: Veuve is just $56 a bottle if you buy six (which you totally would).Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:34:28ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273404423093485568— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:34:28
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkHonestly, why would anyone buy pantyhose in 'nearly black'? Pissweak. Go proper black or go home!Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:40:36ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273405967587213312— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:40:36
Kmart has an 'interactive horse' that "neighs & makes galloping noises". I'm imagining it holding coconut shells. pic.twitter.com/AVwCl2Lfom/AVwCl2LfMel Campbell@incrediblemelk·Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:52:26ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273408940920958976— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:52:26
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkImagine her little face falling when you say "Yes, little Sally, we bought you a pony!" and turns out it's the Kmart Interactive Horse.Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:54:10ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273409379091509248— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 12:54:10
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkPete Townshend on the cover of his new memoir looks a bit like Clive Owen. Also, Janet Evanovich has now written 19(!) Stephanie Plum books.Tue, Nov 27 2012 13:04:20ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273411936308322304— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 13:04:20
Mel Campbell@incrediblemelkWhat kind of cottonwool bullshit is a trampoline with mesh walls? I fell on the ground & the springs pinched my limbs but I turned out OK.Tue, Nov 27 2012 13:11:05ReplyRetweetFavoritehttp://twitter.com/incrediblemelk/status/273413635785773056— Mel Campbell (@incrediblemelk)Tue, Nov 27 2012 13:11:05
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