- — United Airlanes (@unitedairlanes)Mon, Aug 05 2013 16:50:35Today only, get 80% off on Earhart-class tickets - cheap, direct international flights consumed by the infinite ocean and never seen again.
- — United Airlanes (@unitedairlanes)Sat, Aug 03 2013 16:47:33Passengers are reminded that we're not stopping anywhere and you should have used the bathroom before we were 30,000 feet above the Earth
- — Raheel Khursheed (@Raheelk)Sun, Aug 04 2013 18:28:01Not flying @unitedairlanes again. Pathetic service at Newark airport & quite possibly the worst airline food I have ever had.
- — United Airlanes (@unitedairlanes)Sun, Aug 04 2013 18:47:37
United Airlanes, parody account
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