Higgs Boson: The best jokes on Twitter

Sicence bloggers and commentators add their quips on the news Cern scientists have discovered the subatomic particle

  1. Seen any better or got yours to tell? Tweet @guardian with the tag #higgsjokes
  2. Here are some of our readers' jokes in comments:


    I'm going for some boson treatment today, they said my bosons field was out of balance. Some meditative humming and a bath in strong coloured light has been prescribed. That should realign my bosons


    A top quark and a Higgs had a public break up on the weekend. The quark stormed off, complaining that the Higgs kept telling it how heavy it was and had nothing else to say.

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