- — Martin Robbins (@mjrobbins)Wed, Jul 04 2012 01:37:19A Higgs Boson walks into a bar and asks everyone to take part in an act of penitence. "What are you doing?" asks the barman. "Giving mass."
- — Richard Hulse (@RichardHulse)Tue, Jul 03 2012 23:05:08A Higgs-Boson walks into a bar. The bartender says "You know, there were some guys in here looking for you." #higgsjokes
- — miller skipworth (@MillerSkipworth)Wed, Jul 04 2012 04:06:13
- — Wild Weekend (@wildweekend)Wed, Jul 04 2012 06:09:37
- — Elizabeth Skrzypiec (@LizzySkrzypiec)Wed, Jul 04 2012 06:00:59
- — Elizabeth Skrzypiec (@LizzySkrzypiec)Wed, Jul 04 2012 05:37:57
- — Gayla Wright (@GaylaWright)Wed, Jul 04 2012 06:49:04
- — Pseudo Truth (@Pseudo_Truth)Wed, Jul 04 2012 04:30:44
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I'm going for some boson treatment today, they said my bosons field was out of balance. Some meditative humming and a bath in strong coloured light has been prescribed. That should realign my bosonsThePaladin
A top quark and a Higgs had a public break up on the weekend. The quark stormed off, complaining that the Higgs kept telling it how heavy it was and had nothing else to say.