- — Jordan Wilmot (@JordanWilmot_)Wed, Jun 11 2014 01:27:11Started a fire with my dad, he says, "We could burn some plastic and tires and get some toxic stuff going. Maybe get some special powers."
- — Mariah Young (@MariahKYoung)Sat, Jun 07 2014 16:46:49"Nothing better than getting in on the start of a party. You know, I could start a riot with my leadership skills." #stuffmydadsays
- — J$ap R0CkY (@SpicedUpTweetz)Mon, Jun 09 2014 23:53:22Watching Breaking Bad and my dad says: "you know I bet your grandpa would have been able to cook that stuff... He was a chemist." 🙈
- — Maedi (@maedi8)Wed, Jun 11 2014 14:11:32Dad Just told me he's taking a leave of absence from work just so he won't miss any games in the #WorldCup.. The world has gone insane:) :)
Dads say the craziest things
Sure, many fathers offer their children words of wisdom, but let's take a look at some of the more off-the-wall comments that dads make.