SO NOW LET'S REWIND. AU CH23 is not "The Angel." It is... "THE CHOICE." Guess what's gonna happen. GUESS. #sparkletime
@cleolindajones oh my GOOOOOOOOOD
@cleolindajones hooooly shiiIIT- @cleolindajones AGENCY IS FOR BOYS IS THAT THE PLOT TWIST OF THE BOOK THAT SHE WROTE TO-- OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
@cleolindajones does boy bell get vamped are you shitting .me- @cleolindajones so mad I can't even type
@cleolindajones Edythe has to kill Beau herself to save him from living eternally with the curse of being a supernaturally gorgeous vampire.
@cleolindajones NO. No vamping.
@cleolindajones *bangs fists on table, chanting rythmically* DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DE- Metallic snarl! High keening! Thrumming growl! Metal tearing, shredding! #metalasfuck #sparkletime
- @cleolindajones is the twist that he loses an arm
@cleolindajones CUT OFF HIS ARM, EDYTHE! It's the only way!
@cleolindajones :CUE NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS:- "Yes," Edythe said through her teeth. "I can try. Archie--scalpel." #sparkletime
- @cleolindajones uuuuuuuh what. what is happen-- oh no I'M THE TWILIGHT NOOB I HAVENT BEEN THE VICTIM OF THIS GAME IN YEARS
- I guess she uses the scalpel to open the tiny wound some more, because she's realized that using her teeth would just be worse? #sparkletime
- "She put her lips over it... Moans escaped through my clenched teeth" #sparkletime
@cleolindajones Generally using teeth is bad in this scenario
@cleolindajones I will never understand how anyone can be this repressed.- @cleolindajones I know I was told to hush in case they hear me but I don't think this would pass Meyer's no-R rating rule
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