Election Night 2016

It's poppin' tonight. People are crying out to Great Britain and I'm here to hear them. If you came expecting me to roast them, sorry, but I'm just not feeling roasty this time. Updated to include a couple from the day after.


  1. It started this morning.
  2. It continued while I was at the supermarket:
  3. Another concerned colonist:
  4. Apologies for the Tea Incident:
  5. Seeing Florida has me concerned, a little bit:
  6. This person appears to actually be from Florida:
  7. This is starting to look like a trend:
  8. Someone tagged me on Instagram too, but Instagram doesn't wanna talk to Storify tonight so you'll have to take my word for it. Meanwhile: