Managed a small team merchandising frisbees in Prescott, AZ. Spent a year getting my feet wet with puppets in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Developed several new methods for lecturing about fried chicken for the underprivileged. Spent several years analyzing gravy on Wall Street. Spent several months getting to know wool in the aftermarket. At the moment I'm importing Elvis Presley in Las Vegas, NV.