A Twitter conversation on dachshund art

Upon discovering @acidinvader's Instagram account, which is completely dedicated to the creation of dachshund art, I had to share it with the world. Fellow dachshund aficionado shared in my adoration. The following conversation ensued.

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  1. Every glorious morning at dawn, Herr Himmel Konig emerges from his magnificent castle, smiles at the Heavens, and chooses what color the sky will be that day.
    Every glorious morning at dawn, Herr Himmel Konig emerges from his magnificent castle, smiles at the Heavens, and chooses what color the sky will be that day.
  2. Poop John Paul II, the Bishop of Doxlandia, sits upon his Holy Commode and delivers one of his world famous Number Twos. The Dung is blessed and forgiven. Dominus dookie vobiscum.
    Poop John Paul II, the Bishop of Doxlandia, sits upon his Holy Commode and delivers one of his world famous Number Twos. The Dung is blessed and forgiven. Dominus dookie vobiscum.
  3. The Doxie Crusader visits the Faerie Queen of the Elephant Glen and asks her how to get an elephant into a refrigerator. Answer: open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put elephant inside, close fridge door.
    The Doxie Crusader visits the Faerie Queen of the Elephant Glen and asks her how to get an elephant into a refrigerator. Answer: open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put elephant inside, close fridge door.
  4. Dante the Doxie and Virgil lower Beatrice into the depths of Hell because the stupid child pooped behind the couch.
    Dante the Doxie and Virgil lower Beatrice into the depths of Hell because the stupid child pooped behind the couch.
  5. Wild Wiener Wednesday has been rescheduled to today due to some overzealous Dachshunds who broke into the Wild Wiener Wednesday storage unit last night and dumped all the wieners in the harbor.
    Wild Wiener Wednesday has been rescheduled to today due to some overzealous Dachshunds who broke into the Wild Wiener Wednesday storage unit last night and dumped all the wieners in the harbor.
  6. Crazy 8s: The object of the game is to discard all your eights, score more goals, capture your opponent's queen, get four in a row, and not get eaten. Mostly not get eaten.
    Crazy 8s: The object of the game is to discard all your eights, score more goals, capture your opponent's queen, get four in a row, and not get eaten. Mostly not get eaten.
  7. After Dachtaeon saw Diana half naked she turned him into a cured ham. Which is pretty much the worst punishment for a dachshund  because he will be unable to resist eating himself. Nyom nyom nyom.
    After Dachtaeon saw Diana half naked she turned him into a cured ham. Which is pretty much the worst punishment for a dachshund because he will be unable to resist eating himself. Nyom nyom nyom.
  8. To approach the Enigma at Paradox Lake, the Prince and Princess had to wear disguises. First they switched heads. Then they switched bodies. So the Prince was the Princess and the Princess the Prince. Are they still the same pair o' dachs?
    To approach the Enigma at Paradox Lake, the Prince and Princess had to wear disguises. First they switched heads. Then they switched bodies. So the Prince was the Princess and the Princess the Prince. Are they still the same pair o' dachs?
  9. On his second day in the Schwarzwald, the Doxie Crusader meets the great seer, Nostrildamnus, who prophesies what the Future will smell like: Farts and Fritos. As it has always been and will be.
    On his second day in the Schwarzwald, the Doxie Crusader meets the great seer, Nostrildamnus, who prophesies what the Future will smell like: Farts and Fritos. As it has always been and will be.
  10. The Dachshunds keep Heaven in junk drawer in the sky, next to the old batteries and the keys that don't go to anything.
    The Dachshunds keep Heaven in junk drawer in the sky, next to the old batteries and the keys that don't go to anything.
  11. The Emancipation Dachlamation frees the monsters of the Underworld and allows them to lurk in children's closets and hide under their beds, with atrocity and horror for all.
    The Emancipation Dachlamation frees the monsters of the Underworld and allows them to lurk in children's closets and hide under their beds, with atrocity and horror for all.
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