Upon discovering @acidinvader's Instagram account, which is completely dedicated to the creation of dachshund art, I had to share it with the world. Fellow dachshund aficionado shared in my adoration. The following conversation ensued.
The Doxie Crusader visits the Faerie Queen of the Elephant Glen and asks her how to get an elephant into a refrigerator. Answer: open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put elephant inside, close fridge door.
To approach the Enigma at Paradox Lake, the Prince and Princess had to wear disguises. First they switched heads. Then they switched bodies. So the Prince was the Princess and the Princess the Prince. Are they still the same pair o' dachs?