Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

OH. MY. GOD.

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:07

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:07

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

SEX CRISIS

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:37

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:37

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

NOT MINE

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:45

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:45

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

STRANGERS IN OUR HOUSE... BANGING

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:17:00

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:17:00

Dave Cribb@davecribb

So I'm crashing at a mate's and someone has just started having sex in the flat. Thing is, everyone that lives here is in the living room

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:18:09

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:18:09

Dave Cribb@davecribb

We're trying to get through to the one housemate who's not here to double check he's not done a surprise return

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:19:28

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:19:28

Dave Cribb@davecribb

Thing is, if it is him, he's made a baffling decision to go past his own room and up a flight of stairs to a different one. #sexgate

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:20

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:20

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

The sex room's owner, @seanAthorne, has been located. He's in Bristol. Not having sex, not in London.

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:48

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:48

Sean Thorne@seanAthorne

Yeah butters crack heads having sex on my stuff. Not the news I want to hear when I'm trying to enjoy wrestlemania 20

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:22:34

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— Sean Thorne (@seanAthorne)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:22:34

Dave Cribb@davecribb

We're through to the missing housemate. He's on Line 1, and emphatically not in London tonight. He's also (unsurprisingly) a bit annoyed.

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:44

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:44

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

To clarify. We have NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:32

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:32

Dave Cribb@davecribb

So. The situ: Two people definitely having sex. Both definitely don't live here. I feel a tad responsible for leaving the door on the latch

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:26:35

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:26:35

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

2 minute warning has been given. I've turned bad cop. Actually... there are only bad cops. All the housemates are bad cop. BAD COP. What the

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:27:04

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:27:04

Sean Thorne@seanAthorne

2 minute warning?! @ahchrissawyer Why not make them feel extra at home and offer them some hot chocolate and my Maryland cookies.

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:31:28

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— Sean Thorne (@seanAthorne)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:31:28

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

Are YOU missing a housemate tonight? Have you checked? How do you KNOW they're not a sex-burglar?

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:28:28

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:28:28

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

Yep. I've got eyeball on em. They were at the house party down the corridor. They were very pleased to see me. Perhaps *slightly* sheepish.

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:32:48

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:32:48

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

Me and my Dad once found some birds mating in our loft. Saw em off with a rolled up copy of Four Four Two magazine. Same?

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:37:06

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:37:06

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

Upon leaving the room they will walk a line-up of housemates. Like visiting royals. Except I'll do the Philip style "who on EARTH are you?"

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:43:29

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:43:29

Dave Cribb@davecribb

Resident-in-residence @ahchrissawyer has given them a two minute warning. They've misplaced a lot of their clothes, seemingly #sexgate

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:45:26

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:45:26

Dave Cribb@davecribb

Point of order: my friends live in a converted peanut factory. It's very much a warehouse vibe. Just in case you were confused by the video

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:47:32

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:47:32

Dave Cribb@davecribb

I feel that I must manifest my utter respect at their audacity to enter a flat they don't live in, find a free room and just get on with it

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:49:25

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:49:25

Chris Sawyer@ahchrissawyer

In the middle of live tweeting the sex crisis, @davecribb has tried to slip away the fact *he* left the door on the latch. Noted... noted.

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:11

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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:11

Dave Cribb@davecribb

To be fair, they're being ballsy: "Are you serious?" he replies, when asked to leave. (Worth reiterating that NEITHER OF THEM LIVE HERE)

Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:24

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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:24