UPDATED: The Peanut Factory Sex-Burglars

We woke up in the night cos some people were having sex in our house and it was going too well to be any of us. Here's what happened next.

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Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
OH. MY. GOD.
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:07
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:07
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
SEX CRISIS
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:37
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:37
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NOT MINE
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:45
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:16:45
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
STRANGERS IN OUR HOUSE... BANGING
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:17:00
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:17:00
Dave Cribb @davecribb
So I'm crashing at a mate's and someone has just started having sex in the flat. Thing is, everyone that lives here is in the living room
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:18:09
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:18:09
Dave Cribb @davecribb
We're trying to get through to the one housemate who's not here to double check he's not done a surprise return
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:19:28
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:19:28
Dave Cribb @davecribb
Thing is, if it is him, he's made a baffling decision to go past his own room and up a flight of stairs to a different one. #sexgate
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:20
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:20
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
The sex room's owner, @seanAthorne, has been located. He's in Bristol. Not having sex, not in London.
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:48
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:20:48
Sean Thorne @seanAthorne
Yeah butters crack heads having sex on my stuff. Not the news I want to hear when I'm trying to enjoy wrestlemania 20
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:22:34
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http://twitter.com/seanAthorne/status/259509894238060544
— Sean Thorne (@seanAthorne)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:22:34
Dave Cribb @davecribb
We're through to the missing housemate. He's on Line 1, and emphatically not in London tonight. He's also (unsurprisingly) a bit annoyed.
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:44
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:44
The sex-burglars have sex-smashed into the doors of three occupied rooms, then run the gauntlet along a raised platform http://twitpic.com/b5p646 5p646
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Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:23:47
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:23:47
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To clarify. We have NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:32
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:24:32
Dave Cribb @davecribb
So. The situ: Two people definitely having sex. Both definitely don't live here. I feel a tad responsible for leaving the door on the latch
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:26:35
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:26:35
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
2 minute warning has been given. I've turned bad cop. Actually... there are only bad cops. All the housemates are bad cop. BAD COP. What the
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:27:04
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:27:04
Sean Thorne @seanAthorne
2 minute warning?! @ahchrissawyer Why not make them feel extra at home and offer them some hot chocolate and my Maryland cookies.
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:31:28
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— Sean Thorne (@seanAthorne)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:31:28
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
Are YOU missing a housemate tonight? Have you checked? How do you KNOW they're not a sex-burglar?
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:28:28
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:28:28
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
Yep. I've got eyeball on em. They were at the house party down the corridor. They were very pleased to see me. Perhaps *slightly* sheepish.
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:32:48
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:32:48
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
Me and my Dad once found some birds mating in our loft. Saw em off with a rolled up copy of Four Four Two magazine. Same?
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:37:06
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:37:06
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Upon leaving the room they will walk a line-up of housemates. Like visiting royals. Except I'll do the Philip style "who on EARTH are you?"
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:43:29
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:43:29
#sexgate LIVE
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Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:42:20
Dave Cribb @davecribb
Resident-in-residence @ahchrissawyer has given them a two minute warning. They've misplaced a lot of their clothes, seemingly #sexgate
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:45:26
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:45:26
Dave Cribb @davecribb
Point of order: my friends live in a converted peanut factory. It's very much a warehouse vibe. Just in case you were confused by the video
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:47:32
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:47:32
Dave Cribb @davecribb
I feel that I must manifest my utter respect at their audacity to enter a flat they don't live in, find a free room and just get on with it
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:49:25
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:49:25
Chris Sawyer @ahchrissawyer
In the middle of live tweeting the sex crisis, @davecribb has tried to slip away the fact *he* left the door on the latch. Noted... noted.
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:11
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— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:11
Dave Cribb @davecribb
To be fair, they're being ballsy: "Are you serious?" he replies, when asked to leave. (Worth reiterating that NEITHER OF THEM LIVE HERE)
Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:24
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— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Fri, Oct 19 2012 21:51:24

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Jason SlackBrilliant! Just brilliant!2012-10-23T01:04:36.072Z
Mark GennoeLOL! reminds me of student days when living in halls of residence (not my hall, it was far too sensible, but the guys upstairs)2012-10-22T13:12:59.072Z
Ronan KuriyanO.O! This should be published!2012-10-22T10:19:14.096Z
Cate OwenThis is brilliant.2012-10-22T08:07:18.338Z
Charlie MetcalfeThis is amazing, well done for filming. 2012-10-21T14:13:58.001Z
Craig DerricuttThis is fantastic! Never a dull day with students about.2012-10-21T10:17:25.827Z

UPDATED: The Peanut Factory Sex-Burglars

We woke up in the night cos some people were having sex in our house and it was going too well to be any of us. Here's what happened next.

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