http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259508270652334081
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:16:07http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259508396099768322
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:16:37http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259508428647579650
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:16:45- STRANGERS IN OUR HOUSE... BANGING
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259508491419537408
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:17:00 - So I'm crashing at a mate's and someone has just started having sex in the flat. Thing is, everyone that lives here is in the living room
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259508781241753601
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:18:09 - We're trying to get through to the one housemate who's not here to double check he's not done a surprise return
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259509114093334528
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:19:28 - Thing is, if it is him, he's made a baffling decision to go past his own room and up a flight of stairs to a different one. #sexgate
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259509330020294657
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:20:20 - The sex room's owner, @seanAthorne, has been located. He's in Bristol. Not having sex, not in London.
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259509448706490369
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:20:48 - Yeah butters crack heads having sex on my stuff. Not the news I want to hear when I'm trying to enjoy wrestlemania 20
http://twitter.com/seanAthorne/status/259509894238060544
— Sean Thorne (@seanAthorne)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:22:34 - We're through to the missing housemate. He's on Line 1, and emphatically not in London tonight. He's also (unsurprisingly) a bit annoyed.
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259510437845037056
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:24:44 - The sex-burglars have sex-smashed into the doors of three occupied rooms, then run the gauntlet along a raised platform http://twitpic.com/b5p646 5p646
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259510197863723008
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:23:47 - To clarify. We have NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259510387198816256
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:24:32 - So. The situ: Two people definitely having sex. Both definitely don't live here. I feel a tad responsible for leaving the door on the latch
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259510904029339648
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:26:35 - 2 minute warning has been given. I've turned bad cop. Actually... there are only bad cops. All the housemates are bad cop. BAD COP. What the
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259511022904283136
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:27:04 - 2 minute warning?! @ahchrissawyer Why not make them feel extra at home and offer them some hot chocolate and my Maryland cookies.
http://twitter.com/seanAthorne/status/259512132083802112
— Sean Thorne (@seanAthorne)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:31:28 - Are YOU missing a housemate tonight? Have you checked? How do you KNOW they're not a sex-burglar?
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259511378589663233
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:28:28 - Yep. I've got eyeball on em. They were at the house party down the corridor. They were very pleased to see me. Perhaps *slightly* sheepish.
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259512465979744257
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:32:48 - Me and my Dad once found some birds mating in our loft. Saw em off with a rolled up copy of Four Four Two magazine. Same?
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259513551327203329
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:37:06 - Upon leaving the room they will walk a line-up of housemates. Like visiting royals. Except I'll do the Philip style "who on EARTH are you?"
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259515155933691904
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:43:29 - Resident-in-residence @ahchrissawyer has given them a two minute warning. They've misplaced a lot of their clothes, seemingly #sexgate
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259515646663094272
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:45:26 - Point of order: my friends live in a converted peanut factory. It's very much a warehouse vibe. Just in case you were confused by the video
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259516175732572160
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:47:32 - I feel that I must manifest my utter respect at their audacity to enter a flat they don't live in, find a free room and just get on with it
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259516647507910656
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:49:25 - In the middle of live tweeting the sex crisis, @davecribb has tried to slip away the fact *he* left the door on the latch. Noted... noted.
http://twitter.com/ahchrissawyer/status/259517095514107904
— Chris Sawyer (@ahchrissawyer)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:51:11 - To be fair, they're being ballsy: "Are you serious?" he replies, when asked to leave. (Worth reiterating that NEITHER OF THEM LIVE HERE)
http://twitter.com/davecribb/status/259517146906914816
— Dave Cribb (@davecribb)Sat, Oct 20 2012 04:51:24
