Then came the requisite ominous warning from zombies put out by my amazing safezone skills. Little did these zombies know this wasn't a warning. In fact it was a confirmation.
As it turns out, the link
that I posted to my safe zone was a bad link
, and thus invalid. So the bite was actually not fumbled. I got too cocky, I thought I had this figured out, but one careless link and I am fallen, only to rise and take my place among the undead.
My final post
is surprisingly poignant now. I learned a lot from my experience as a human in a zombie world. And with my last human breaths, at least I can laugh that despite their organization, trickery, and downright evilness, I've become a zombie on a technicality.