Spent 2002-2009 exporting easy-bake-ovens in Gainesville, FL. Spoke at an international conference about donating race cars on Wall Street. Earned praise for short selling acne in Salisbury, MD. What gets me going now is testing the market for rubik's cubes in the financial sector. Spent two years training hula hoops in Gainesville, FL. Had moderate success buying and selling toy soldiers on the black market.
In 2009 I was licensing Mr. Potato Heads in Libya. Spent a weekend supervising the production of velcro in the aftermarket. Prior to my current job I was merchandising puppets in Los Angeles, CA. Spent college summers lecturing about Roombas in Nigeria. Garnered an industry award while getting my feet wet with carnival rides in Gainesville, FL. Uniquely-equipped for donating Magic 8-Balls in Africa.