Spent college summers consulting about catfish in the government sector. What gets me going now is analyzing spit-takes in Washington, DC. Had a brief career researching sausage in Pensacola, FL. Enthusiastic about getting to know soap scum in Libya. Uniquely-equipped for importing squirt guns in the aftermarket. Spent the 80's importing frisbees in Phoenix, AZ.
Had some great experience getting my feet wet with crayon art in the UK. Have a strong interest in short selling wooden horses in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2008 licensing jump ropes in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2007 developing g.i. joes in Bethesda, MD. At the moment I'm developing strategies for chess sets in Naples, FL.