How to Practice Blowjobs Anywhere: Tools of the Trade You Didn’t Expect

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  1. We love a good blowjob, and there nothing in the world that can replace a good feeling a huge, colossal, throbbing, beating phallic entity of Herculean proportions passing in and out of our heavenly, silky luscious throats. Oh we secretly love it too when we choke or gag, it challenges us and our brains are celebrating in joy that finally something in our mouths fits so perfectly because nothing kills the mood to hellish extremes than some microscopic dick entering us. Yes, size does matter, length or girth we love our egos getting bruised beaten by a hug man-sausage. Oh, if we could only practice and do it every second, every minute of our lives and comprar dildos in public with a blind eye. Good thing, the great inventors of the world have created things that can joyfully reminisce that good feeling, fellow blowjob connoisseurs rejoice as we dig into some delicious item that can exercise our mouths.
    Ice Cream Cones, Popsicle Sticks, Frankfurters, Sausages et al. Oh, the convenience of the grocery staple. You get to hit two birds with one stone; you get a sweet treat plus practicing some blowjobs skills. With foods you get to practice different facets of the intricate blowjob ritual. With ice cream cones or with a cupcake filled with a lot of whipped icing you get to practice your licking skills. Lick carefully; lick passionately like it’s the last dick on earth. Another thing it helps you improve on is your semen swallowing face. Swallowing is the tour de force of a blowjob. Period. For much easier and frequent practice buy a tub of ice cream or a can of whipped cream (flavored is recommended) and get the spoon and fill it entirely with your chosen weapon but do save some inches in the handle. Practice licking it with gusto like it’s your last blowjob ever much greater if you could practice in front of a mirror. Watch your reaction and don’t overkill it. Eye tension, stares, and winks are a must in your arsenal.
    Popsicles, hotdogs and others you get to practice deepthroat skills and widening your mouth’s girth so you can accommodate cocks that are on the wide side. Start off with Popsicle sticks that of regular size and go wider and wider until you reach twin popsies and eventually even wider than that. Treat the icepops as like a penis and lick, deepthroat while interchanging between those actions and you’ll eventually become a blowjob superstar.
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