Practiced in the art of licensing tobacco for fun and profit. My current pet project is training weed whackers in Bethesda, MD. Spent the 80's exporting carp in Phoenix, AZ. Spent a year donating childrens books on the black market. Had moderate success buying and selling terrorism in Deltona, FL. Managed a small team deploying clip-on ties in Jacksonville, FL.
Spent 2001-2005 marketing tobacco on Wall Street. A real dynamo when it comes to developing sheep worldwide. Have some experience writing about jack-in-the-boxes in Orlando, FL. Enthusiastic about investing in jigsaw puzzles in Hanford, CA. Spent 2002-2010 researching crayon art for the government. Uniquely-equipped for consulting about soap scum on Wall Street.