Ketchup perverts

I happened to mention on Twitter that anyone who keeps ketchup in the fridge is a pervert. Then I went a bit mental. I have collated these Tweets to serve as a warning to us all.


  1. I got several replies to this outlandish statement. I Retweeted them.
  2. I decided that the only way these idiots would learn was to attack them verbally.
  3. I decided to be fair and reasonable.
  4. The Perverts were defiant and even more people aligned themselves with them.
  5. I thought maybe some lessons from history would help the Perverts see the light.
  6. Just what do these Perverts keep in their cupboards?
  7. Adam Beardwood is an idiot. Then Fluffy sent this curveball: