Week 29 2017 MENEERDEGREEF (David)

  1. RT @abbynotabigail_: Me: Who needs antidepressants? I'll just listen to Hey Ya by Outkast daily Narrator: But things were not alright alri…
  2. The morning after eating somewhat to much of the sambal @Bas_Taart makes I installed this. https://t.co/KZtfMZV9Js
    The morning after eating somewhat to much of the sambal @Bas_Taart makes I installed this. pic.twitter.com/KZtfMZV9Js
  3. RT @elandvrouwtje: Ik ben op zoek naar een kamer in Groningen, rond de 16m2/max €400pm, vanaf 1 september (uiterlijk 1 okt). Even retweeten…
  4. @Mariska86tweets It's good. It's funny, confrontational and entertaining and gives you a couple of great questions…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/888791315147894784 
  5. So I bought this book on a whim to have something to do on the train instead of fighting the elderly, and turns out it's very good. Happy me
  6. @simonevanhugten DAT HELE "MAAR MEEDOEN IS OOK BELANGRIJK" STELT GEEN FUCK VOOR ALS JE MET EEN 7 NAAR HET VWO WIL EN HET NIET HAALT.
  7. @simonevanhugten MOMENT. IK BEN EVEN ENORM HARD LACHEN. DIT KOMT ER VAN ALS JE KINDEREN NIET LEERT DAT JE DINGEN GEWOON MOET KUNNEN. PUNT.
  8. @remtweet @BasVanVuren @Mevrouw_Maas KAN ER IEMAND EVEN TEGEN BAS ZEGGEN DAT ALS IK HEM ZO BEZIG HOUDT IE ME MISSCHIEN NIET MOET BLOCKEN.
  9. AM NOW IN LEIDEN. IF YOU DREW LINES BETWEEN LIEDEN, ZOETERMEER AND ALPHEN A/D RIJN, NOTHING EXCITING WILL HAPPEN IN THAT TRIANGLE. EVER.
  10. I AM NOW IN HAARLEM. HAARLEM IS TO AMSTERDAM WHAT NICKELBACK IS TO THE ROLLING STONES.
  11. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW; A BOOK IS SORT OF LINEAR WEBSITE WITH A CRAPPY UI & NO VIDEO CONTENT. DOESN'T REQUIRE WIFI, THAT'S A PLUS.
  12. SINCE I HAVE TO BE IN A TRAIN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS I'VE BOUGHT A BOOK. ITS ORANGE AND HAS THE WORD FUCK IN THE TIT…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/888431885252210689 
  13. IT IS A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND IT SHOULD BE GEZELLIG. STRONG OPINIONS AND THE SCOLDING OF INTELLECTUALLY IMPAIRED ARE TO BE AVOIDED.
  14. ALSO. TELLING YOUR UNCLE ROB TO SOD OFF AND STICK HIS RACIST VIEWS UP HIS ARSE WHILE AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY IS NOT GEZELLIG.
  15. ONGEZELLIG IS THE COMPLETE & UTTER OPPOSITE OF GEZELLIG. THINGS THAT ARE ONGEZELLIG ARE TAXES, BUSY TRAINS AND HAVING TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS.
  16. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF HAVING A MANNETJE. TREAT HIM WELL. MOST LIKELY HE WILL KNOW OTHER MANNETJES WHO CAN DO STUFF HE CAN'T (TOILETS).
  17. MOBILE NUMBERS OF THESE MANNETJES WILL BE PASSED DOWN FROM FATHER TO SON. IN SOME CASES THEY'LL WORK FOR A COUPLE OF BEERS AND A LEVERWORST.
  18. MOST DUTCH PEOPLE KNOW A "MANNETJE" (A GUY) WHO DOESN'T MIND LIMINAAT LEGGEN. THESE ARE RARE MANNETJES AND OFTEN TREASURED.
  19. IN THE NETHERLANDS "LAMINAAT LEGGEN" (CLICKY FLOORS) IS A RITE OF PASSAGE FOR DIY-PERSONS. IT IS CONSIDERED TO BE V…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/888424046777561088 
  20. @BasVanVuren Niet omdat je eng of gevaarlijk bent. Maar omdat alles aan je hemeltergend stupide en saai is.
  21. @BasVanVuren Zo een dat mensen "oh" zeggen als ze horen dat jij naar een leuke verjaardag komt. Iemand bij wie dier…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/888418917479309312 
  22. @BasVanVuren Nope. Maar je lijkt me een enorme zeikerd. Echt. Een zeurderige prutser van epische proporties.
  23. @BasVanVuren Ik hou prima van commentaar. Het lijkt me, serieus, echt alleen super kut om jou te moeten zijn. Echt.…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/888417956950138880 
  24. @EditieNL Maar dat klikt natuurlijk helemaal niet lekker dus hey waarom zouden jullie bij @EditieNL een beetje jullie best doen.
  25. @EditieNL Nee. De pa van het meisje krijgt een boete omdat ze limonade aan het verkopen was en de gemeente zag later in dat het stom was.
  26. HEY HOI BELGIEN. WIR GRATULIEREN IHNEN ZUM GEBURTSTAG.
  27. HALLO BELGIQUE, ICI PAYS-BAS. FÉLICITATIONS SUR VOTRE ANNIVERSAIRE.
  28. HEY HOI BELGIE, MET NEDERLAND. GEFELICITEERD MET JULLIE VERJAARDAG.
  29. I'LL BE LOOKING AT THIS WHEN I'VE DONE FUCK ALL BUT PLAYING WOW AND TOSSING ABOUT ALL WEEK.  https://twitter.com/meghanbarr/status/887993577233674241 
  30. I have a certain fondness for camouflage and I think @sweden's m90 pattern is one of the nicest ever. https://t.co/5dL1Y1UYoh
    I have a certain fondness for camouflage and I think @sweden's m90 pattern is one of the nicest ever. pic.twitter.com/5dL1Y1UYoh
  31. @BasVanVuren Nope. Ik ben net wezen kijken in de analytics en ik sta nog steeds dik in de plus. Sorry pik, sucks to be you.
  32. THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH ADVERTISING IN ONE CONVENIENT POSTER.
  33. "I AM REBELLING MOM. REBELLING AGAINST YOU, DAD AND THE SYSTEM BY EATING A FUCKTON OF FRIES. YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/888298516904280064 
  34. VERY IMPRESSED WITH THIS DUTCH SQUAD AND ESPECIALLY VAN DEN SANDEN ON THE RIGHT FLANK. #NEDDEN
  35. ROTI'S HERE! HAPPY GREEF! WITH CANS OF FERNANDES.
  36. @EinsteinBarbie LOOKING AT BELGIUM'S GOAL AGAINST SWEDEN I'D SAY THAT'S A YES.
  37. @aafkeromeijn AND I SHOULD'VE CHECHED HOW MANY FOLLOWERS I HAD BEFORE I STARTED OUT.
  38. @aafkeromeijn BUT I'M WINNING LOTS! (I'VE GOT BLOCKED BY AN ANGRY WOMAN FROM LIMBURG)
  39. The good people at @BrouwerijtIJ gave me a t-shirt with a lass on it and a couple of beers. Well chuffed now. <3 https://t.co/9XmOe6ZJIi
    The good people at @BrouwerijtIJ gave me a t-shirt with a lass on it and a couple of beers. Well chuffed now. <3 pic.twitter.com/9XmOe6ZJIi
  40. @MattBostelaar @AdnanOnMUFC I am afraid I can't meddle in the affairs of mortals. Odin the Allfather would be displeased.
  41. HAHAHAHA! WHAT THE HEALTH IS CRAZY! (ONE EGG IS A BAD AS 5 CIGARETTES AND PEOPLE AREN'T 'MADE' TO EAT MEAT)  https://twitter.com/jelmerdeboer/status/888051152088125442 
  42. @duimalot DAT HEET TOCH GEWOON EEN LEGGING EN DAAR VONDEN WE TOCH DINGEN VAN.
  43. AND SUDDENLY IT STRUCK ME… I HAVE NO IDEA WHO IS THIS ACCOUNT NEXT WEEK!
  44. @LondonIsYours MAYBE PRINCESS SHOULD KEEP HANDS HANDS OUT OF THE GLITTERBOX NEXT TIME.
  45. @LondonIsYours And I think @mrbellek got his knickers in a twist because something (me) didn't go the way he wanted it to. Poor soul.
  46. @LondonIsYours I fear that I started liking you after the whole glitter thing. Sorry.
  47. @mrbellek If you haven't figured it out yet, I don't. I dance to my own tunes. And very badly at that.
  48. The idea that I have to dance to the wants and wishes of people like @mrbellek or they'll unfollow me is hilariously absurd.
  49. Greefie: worse than the ironic sexist/racist guy. Not the praise I was hoping for, but it's someting. Thanks!  https://twitter.com/mrbellek/status/888037286352441344 
  50. @hchyde Pro-tip: use a hairdryer to make the stuff shrink and make it more secure.
  51. OK. I'M JEALOUS NOW. (BERLIN IS ONE OF THE COOLEST PLACES IN THE WORLD AND NOW THEY HAVE A COMPUTERGAME MUSEUM.  https://twitter.com/_dr_t/status/888018218933248001 
  52. @hchyde You could also check the Praxis or Gamma, but they might be more expensive than the Sureguard.
  53. @BrouwerijtIJ You mean like grab and run? Cus those are my favourites. :P
  54. @BrouwerijtIJ Between 1730 and 1800, depending on my workload here. :D
  55. @BrouwerijtIJ (also: if you have an IPA shirt that you desperately want to get rid off, I wear a size XXL :D)
  56. @BrouwerijtIJ And you had a red I forgot the name of since I drank maybe a wee bit to much of it.
  57. @BrouwerijtIJ I'd have to say Zatte and your IPA. But I've yet to come across one of your concoctions that I didn't like.
  58. @arcinho @BrouwerijtIJ @deprael AND @deprael! Amsterdam has so much more to offer in well brewed, lovely beers.
  59. @BrouwerijtIJ Talking about beers that are actually very nice and not Heineken; @Jopenbier is very nice too.
  60. @BrouwerijtIJ I adore you and everything you brew. Congrats on jobs well done. Maybe I'll come grab a pint after work today.
  61. If want to stay away from Heineken (Heineken is filthy. We don't like it precious. Noooo) I advice drinking beers at @BrouwerijtIJ.
  62. And after that it's still hot with a bunch of soaked people wondering what the hell just happened.
  63. Then suddenly it's still hot and half of the people there are wet and everybody forgot to bring raincoats.
  64. The weather today is best described as a badly planned orgy. It's hot, verybody is having a good time.
  65. @crispykartoffel Because Odin the Allfather blessed me with a rather awesome set of vocal cords. And it would be a…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887937046374961152 
  66. AND SINCE I RODE MY BIKE TO WORK I AM SWEATING LIKE A MAD BASTARD. I HAD SPARE PANTS AND A T-SHIRT WITH ME. SO I'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR ME.
  67. THE WEATHER'S HOT AND MOIST AND A BIT CRAZY LIKE THAT WOMAN DOWN THE STREET WHO IS HOT AND A BIT CRAZY AND YOU WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM HER.
  68. @siuhaj I find lots of comfort in the fact that somewhere out there there is a girl who is ok with treating herself to a stick of butter.
  69. @siuhaj Because reasons. Not everything, especially that what is entertaining to others, has have a higher meaning.
  70. THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SOMEBODY DO WITH A STICK OF BUTTER BESIDES COOKING A STEAK IN IT.  https://youtu.be/CpmW9rZ4VMs 
  71. GOT BURNED ON MY NOGGIN ONE TIME. WASN'T FUN AT ALL. BOUGHT A CAP. https://t.co/bMQQhfAmHz
    GOT BURNED ON MY NOGGIN ONE TIME. WASN'T FUN AT ALL. BOUGHT A CAP. pic.twitter.com/bMQQhfAmHz
  72. @elephande I've watched the Tour ever since I can remember. When Indurain was king and nobody had helmets on.
  73. I am well impressed by @BaukeMollema this Tour. Just look at him now, he's crushing everyone. #TDF2017
  74. I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUDDEN REBIRTH OF CONTADOR IN #TDF2017 BUT THEN HE HAD TO GET A NEW BIKE. POOR LAD.
  75. @aridenisson Yesh. And it's pretty fucked up. Genius. But fucked up.
  76. Especially if you took an extreme (irightwing nutjob Geert Wilders) and made others that shared something with him (Limburg) responsible.
  77. One of the reasons I started picking on Limburgers was to show how easy it would be to discriminate against a group of people.
  78. These made me laugh out loud and my colleague wanted to see and now I am a "sick little man". pic.twitter.com/g4cWYsWWTN
  79. WEE LAD PROVES THAT RIDING YOUR BIKE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO IS BETTER THAN WINNING A RACE BECAUSE YOUR MUM WANTS YOU TO  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWgSTGyxchY 
  80. @AliBess True. Peanut sauce goes well with everything (it doesn't, but if you throw enough of the stuff on it, it will)
  81. This is what The Beast and I did this morning. I am loving stuff like Relive so much.  https://www.relive.cc/view/1090808271  via @relivecc
  82. @JenteHJ Sterkte schat, als er iets is wat we kenne doen moet je gillen.
  83. @JenteHJ Ah. (ik weet hier ook bijster weinig van, maar mijn moeder roept altijd "BEL DE VERZEKERDING!' in dit soort gevallen, sorry)
  84. @JenteHJ Heb joe een verzekerding? Eerst die pino's bellen en dan dingen doen.
  85. 👩🏻 "Grand statue Steve, but it needs something arty" 👦🏾 "What about water from it's nostrils?" 👩🏻 "You the man Steve, you the man"
  86. Water. From it's nostrils. That's one way you can tell it's art.
  87. Outside my work there's a statue of a lass riding a fuck off big seahorse that is shooting water from it's nostrels…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887569762305413120 
  88. Played some World of Warcraft with the infamous @Bas_Taart and I'm off to bed.
  89. @DanHF I mean: yes! And LOL! (The no was for someone else)
  90. @krsnavalliS Ik denk dat ik je nu enorm teleur ga stellen door verschrikkelijk te vinden dat wat jij vervelend vind…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887404739029291009 
  91. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE. THE ALL MIGHTY BERENKLAUW. SLICED MEATBALL WITH SLICES OF ONION (AGAIN, ONION) DEEP…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887404110626119680 
  92. @WitweWadman German words always sound like someone is getting a whipping at the end of them. But could be. Or not. Hold on.
  93. THEN THERES A PATATJE OORLOG (WAR FRIES!!! RAAAH!). TAKE FRIES AND PUMMEL THEM WITH PEANUT SAUCE, MAYONNAISE, AND AGAIN, DICED ONIONS.
  94. THERE'S ALSO A JOS BRINKIE. WICH IS A FRIKADEL WITH PEANUT SAUCE. I'LL LET YOU FIGURE THAT ONE OUT ON YOUR OWN.
  95. @Sebadjas TWAS ME AUROCORRECT. SHE'S A BASTARD AND WILL GET A STERN TALKING TO AFTER THIS. (ALSO I MIGHT'VE NOT BEI…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887401113623953409 
  96. @krsnavalliS Ik heb een hele dragende stem. Het is de zegen van Odin the Allevader.
  97. SOME BLASPHEMOUS BASTARDS WILL TELL YOU REGULAR TOMATO KETCHUP IS SPECIAAL TOO. BUT THEY'RE WRONG AND SHOULD BE LAUGJED AT AND SHUNNED.
  98. MOST PEOPLE EAT THEM WITH MAYONNAISE OR SPECIAAL. SPECIAAL IS WITH CURRY KETCHUP (NOT THE INDIAN) AND MAYONNAISE TOPPED WITH DICED ONIONS.
  99. A FRIKADEL IS A DEEP FRIED TUBE OF EVERY MEAT NOT WORTH PUTTING IN NORMAL FOOD MINCED TO A HAPPY BROWN GRAYISH PASTE.
  100. WHAT IS NOT SO VERY GEZELLIG BUT ALSO A THING DUTCH PEOPLE DO I FORCE-FEED TOURISTS FRIKADELLEN. IT'S LIKE A RIGHT OF PASSAGE.
  101. So. Me and the Amstel share a journey. Which is cool. We both started out there & ended up here. Still wanna do the quest. But not tomorrow.
  102. (Koeleman makes pickled stuff like gurkins and onions and appelsauce)
  103. And since I was born in Ter Aar (a not so very exciting town north of Alphen aan den Rijn, famous for the Koeleman factory).
  104. But! And this is where the relative mild excitement starts; as it turns out the source of the Amstel is the Aarkanaal.
  105. Turns out it is still pretty far and that I would make it there and back in a sane amount of time. That sucked.
  106. EXCITING NEWS BLUDGERS! So I wanted to do something stupid and go on a quest to find the source of the river Amstel tomorrow after work.
  107. @sweden @GRRMspeaking Colleagues don't read books. Because of words and no pictures. :(
  108. What I hate about #GoTS7 is that I can't go all "but in the book…" to annoy the fuck out of my colleagues. SO GIEV BOOK @GRRMspeaking!
  109. This is the very southern edge of Amsterdam. It's quiet. A couple of birds and cows. https://t.co/LG2sFEXoOh
    This is the very southern edge of Amsterdam. It's quiet. A couple of birds and cows. pic.twitter.com/LG2sFEXoOh
  110. @birdhousey Wish that they did. With gulls and seals and all the time in the world to devote everything they to their angry Space Daddy.
  111. As soon as you're starting to sexualise a woman breastfeeding her baby because of "mmmm, breasts" you're doing it w…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887319194710278144 
  112. @Elmeraculous Yesh. Maked Intruder are awesome. Also colouful balaclava's, can't hate.
  113. @Elmeraculous Turned out I liked guitars and switched to the somewhat more heavy stuff soon after that.
  114. @Elmeraculous I am afraid I'm gonna pass on that, since Cannonball is the *only* song I know by them.
  115. @dutchdude070 RIGHT NOW I AM IN THE PLUS. SO I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
  116. @MarshMadhatter Yeah. That is one on my list as well. Design a nice, crisp and clean serif and sans serif. With all…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887297319665840128 
  117. This was the last record I've bought. (I don't really buy music, since Spotify rules my life)  https://open.spotify.com/track/6vWi1gyWkp1WSVyobUCg6h 
  118. Is there a site that keeps track of the combined personal Stark killscore, because I think Arya took a huge lead on Robb and John Snow.
  119. Sites like Typekit and Fonsquirrel are my crack. I can spend hours looking a fonts.
  120. So, about 17 years later it still love what I am doing.
  121. So the first couple of years I kinda mucked about. Then I did a year of internships and found my stride. Finished top of my class. So there.
  122. @BasVanVuren I wish I had a boat to sail with. (having non fossil fuel depended boat is part of my zombie apocalypse plan)
  123. @roelsint I'd post pictures but there will be complaints. So I am gonna post them on @MENEERDEGREEF just because I can.
  124. Sounded like a lot of fun at the time. But my mum wasn't having any of it and she made me go to a Graphic Design School and it clicked.
  125. So when I finished school when I was 17 I had no clue what I wanted to be. So I wanted to join the Navy to be a cook on a ship.
  126. @roelsint Turns out there's Snorks (Snorkels) hentai too. My boss is gonna hate me.
  127. @roelsint I don't, twas but a figure of speech. Luckily. There is a wonderful world of Hulk hentai (NSFW). Maybe that'll shed some light.
  128. The Baby Groot in the back was done by a very good friend of mine. She dyes and sells wool.  https://www.undercoverotter.com/ 
  129. The wee Transformer on the bottom right I have had since I was a kid. My mother wanted to give it to my nephew. I love my nephew, but no.
  130. Including a fire extinguisher. I am not sure why, but they wanted me to have it.
  131. One of the perks of working in advertising is that it's almost mandatory to have an assortment of toys on your desk. https://t.co/xsyaLldjVJ
    One of the perks of working in advertising is that it's almost mandatory to have an assortment of toys on your desk. pic.twitter.com/xsyaLldjVJ
  132. @Euforisch BECAUSE I CAN (AND THE MAN IN THE BROWN TRENCHCOAT SAID I COULD)
  133. @Abnormaalz_ If this was my puke I'd be on my way to a doctor right… NOW!
  134. @Euforisch JA NEE GRAAG GEDAAN. DAT KLEINE BEETJE INHOUD KON JE OOK WEL GEBRUIKEN HET LIJKT ME NIET LEUK OM JOU TE ZIJN.
  135. RT @AlishaRai: I love how Chris Evans really gets into his character re: punching Nazis https://t.co/1802FRemBc
    RT @AlishaRai: I love how Chris Evans really gets into his character re: punching Nazis pic.twitter.com/1802FRemBc
  136. @hilbrandie IT WAS THE LAST TIME I PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
  137. @londonisyours I'll gladly take your word for it. This mint, spinach, avocado contraption was surprisingly tasty. I was amazed.
  138. I've been told drinking this will make me healthy and strong. (and it doesn't taste like Hulk spunk and that's a bi…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887227961165873152 
  139. @Arneau_Sir So that gives the Starks a potential two dragons. Not a bad deal I'd say.
  140. About dragons. I don't think any army of frozen hate mummy's stands a chance against 3 (THREE!) fire breathing death monsters.
  141. Also, if Bran makes it to Wintefell they've got a warg. Have a warg, have a dragon (in theory).
  142. So I'm thinking The Hound will play a huge (like HUUUUGE) part this season. And I think he'll turn out to be that flamsword wielding badass.
  143. So, are we doing things about this weeks episode of #GoTS7 yet?
  144. @St_DE4DAAGSE ALSO IN NIJMEGEN THIS WEEK: @Valkhoffest. IDEAL IF YOU LIKE BEER, GEZELLIGHEID AND MUSIC. NOT MUCH WALKING, WICH IS IDEAL.
  145. RT @rutger_: Hoi Twitter, ik ben nog steeds heel hard en een beetje wanhopig op zoek naar een #LL17-ticket, max 200 EUR. Wie helpt deze arm…
  146. @St_DE4DAAGSE MY HEART GOES OUT TO @jpoetijn WHO IS WALKING 4 TIMES 50K THIS WEEK. (BECAUSE, WELL SHE WANTS TO, NO-ONE IS FORCING HER)
  147. @St_DE4DAAGSE COMBINING TOUGH PHYSICAL EXERCISE WITH GOOD OLD DUTCH GEZELLIGHEID. NOT REALLY MY BAG TO BE HONEST.
  148. DEARIES! GOOD MORNING. TODAY IS THE START OF THE FOUR DAYS OF NIJMEGEN (NIJMEEGSE VIERDAAGSE, @St_DE4DAAGSE).
  149. WATCHED #GOTS7. CHEERED. HAD GOOSEBUMPS. WANTED A GINGER DEAD. HAD MORE GOOSEBUMPS. WAS SAD. WAS HAPPY. NEED NEW EPISODE.
  150. @ThijsWhoa I'VE NEVER SCREAMED "JUST KILL HIM AND BE DONE WITH IT" AS LOUDLY AS I'VE DONE JUST YET.
  151. @ThijsWhoa ZOMG. SERIOUSLY. MANY ZOMG WAS HAD. (AND THEN LIFE HAPPENED AND I WAS NEEDED AND NOW I AM BEHIND THE WRONF FECKING SCREEN)
  152. @Sp1l WELL, THANK ODIN THE ALLFATHER I AM NOT A VERY GEZELLIG PERSON.
  153. @roelkramer HOLD ON A SEC, LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND SOME FUCKS TO GIVE. *RUMMAGES* SORRY, ALL OUT OF FUCKS. ALSO, YER WRONG.
  154. GAME OF THRONES IT IS. WISH ME LUCK. (I HATE STARTING A NEW SEASON)
  155. @londonisyours It's only fair that I'd level the playing field a little.
  156. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT LAST NIGHTS GOT EPISODE HAD A CAMEO BY A RATHER POPSTAR. I AM AFRAID I WILL BE HAVING OPINIONS ABOUT THIS.
  157. THIS A SIDE OF THE NETHERLANDS THAT PEOPLE SELDOM SEE. AND MAYBE THAT'S FOR THE BETTER.  http://loldutchpeople.nl/ 
  158. @Dennisisonfire Frisians are ok. They're like wee kids running around like "look at me I'm a Viking" and everyone i…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/886963203959382016 
  159. @felinophilia Moet je niet doen. Het is prachtig. Echt. Hartjes voor wetenschap enzo.
  160. @WaarisWaldo Dit is zo enorm prachtig. Echt, ik word er helemaal blij van.
  161. WITH THE NEW GAME OF THRONES THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN IT SHOULD. PAGING @THIJSWHOA. https://t.co/uviYPhDZm7
    WITH THE NEW GAME OF THRONES THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN IT SHOULD. PAGING @ThijsWhoa. pic.twitter.com/uviYPhDZm7
  162. This was one of the first things I've ever watched on the intarwebs. Still golden.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano 
  163. @Mim1956 @SonjaPlomp Well, get cracking then. Show some initiative. Don't just sit there spending our money, do something.
  164. @annkica I also love they come in a wee tin box and that it is impossible to run out of them. THERE ARE SO MANY!
  165. @Marinacadalora That could've been me. Excellent series though; Broadchurch.
  166. @Estherlilyrose (Ik wist dit dus maar hey dat ga ik niet meteen zeggen als ik enorm hard HUFFLEPUFF kan roepen)
  167. She also had a pearl white Volvo Amazon, still one of the best looking cars ever. https://t.co/gWs6TG3R9P
    She also had a pearl white Volvo Amazon, still one of the best looking cars ever. pic.twitter.com/gWs6TG3R9P
  168. @Kimstert77 Oh. Ja. In het filmpje kan je haar ook "I can't feel my face" horen zeggen. (Wat het niet enorm veel minder grappig maakt)
  169. I have a brilliant job in advertising. Which means I don't have to wear a suit, ever. And sometimes there's beer at four, on a weekday.
  170. These are Potters. They are liquorice mints and my mum used to have them when I was was a wee Greefpup. I thought t…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/886933609445195776 
  171. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME SHIRLEY. Completely forgot to thank @ariekoomen for being a star the week before. Tanks guv.
  172. And now with the new Doctor, who fought aliens in Attack the Block (go see it, it is wicked) it is getting confusing in my head.
  173. I had this thing about Broadchurch were it fit in my Dr Who universe as something gone wrong with the Doctor and Rory.
  174. @bracken_uk @JoeScaramanga Also, nearly all the role models I had growing up taught me that it was bad to cry, or have any feelings at all.
  175. @bracken_uk @JoeScaramanga Because even with my limited view as a non Brit, it is easy to see that boys have a plethora of role-models.
  176. @bracken_uk @JoeScaramanga Even then, if yer 13 and you fear women, a fictional character is not going to fix anything.
  177. @bracken_uk @JoeScaramanga If your only chance at succeeding in life depends on a shapeshifting alien in a TARDIS then yer fucked as it is.
  178. I fear the man in the brown trenchcoat who gave me access to this account and who serves as my handler will have something to say about this
  179. @Z4usV @JoeScaramanga Bertrand du Guesclin. Desmond Doss. Roald Dahl. Neil Gaiman. Sean Connery.
  180. @bracken_uk @JoeScaramanga I think that was the reason behind it. That they were already there. But I could be mistaken.
  181. ALSO BLUDGERS, THE AWESOME DOESN'T STOP AFTER I'M DONE ON SUNDAY. NEXT WEEK, IF NOT MISTAKEN, IT'S @dennismons HIS TURN. HE'S A GOOD MAN.
  182. In an act of defiance I've changed this accounts colour from black to orange. Orange seems to be more becoming.
  183. @Fashiorexia DO THE BLOODY THING LOVE. OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL. AND I'D RATHER IT BE YOU. NOW GO DO IT.
  184. RT @RachelCDailey: The 13th Doctor having to carry a stupid bag with her everywhere cos none of her sodding clothes have pockets #doctor13
  185. Since we are becoming such good friends I would want you all, if you haven't before, to read Good Omens by Terry Pr…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/886916952614154240 
  186. RT @globalistaa: Wat achterbleef na #MH17. 
Elk jaar denk ik even aan de tweets van @obk vanaf de rampplek. https://t.co/zoqC6cuKF4
    RT @globalistaa: Wat achterbleef na #MH17. Elk jaar denk ik even aan de tweets van @obk vanaf de rampplek. pic.twitter.com/zoqC6cuKF4
  187. @dezusvangijs @msteeman Het is moeluk en ik moet het minstens drie keer per jaar opzoeken om meteen weer te vergeten.
  188. FUN FACT: DUTCH PEOPLE ABROAD WILL SPENT MONEY ON ANYTHING. AS LONG AS IT'S CHEAPER THEN BACK HOME.
  189. RT @FernRiddell: Good morning. It is Monday and #DrWho is a woman. I am also a Dr and a Woman. AND NOW I AM A TIMELORD.
  190. RT @WeAreXpats: [ADMIN] This account has openings for curators living abroad anywhere in the world starting the week of August 21. DM @flan…
  191. @Beardynoise SITTING IN A CIRCLE AT A BIRTHDAY OF AN AUNT YOU FORGOT YOU HAD, EATING WEE CUBES OF CHEESE AND GOSSIP…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/886880533921357825 
  192. THIS. MANY THIS. SPOIL GAME OF THRONES AND I'LL HIDE UNDER YOUR BED AND DO NASTY STUFF T YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.  https://twitter.com/Ankaman616/status/886700486749032448 
  193. WICH ISN'T GEZELLIG AT ALL. BUT THE GOSPEL OF GEZELLIG HAS TO BE SPREAD TO THOSE POOR FUCKERS THAT DON'T KNOW WHAT GEZELLIG IS.
  194. FUN FACT: DUTCH PEOPLE LOVE TO GO ABROAD AND TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY DO'NT HAVE A WORD FOR 'GEZELLIG' AND THEN TRY AND EXPLAIN 'GEZELLIG'.
  195. Also. I should buy a helmet. One that fits my rather large noggin.
  196. So I got cocky and bought tires without profile because I could. Haven't crashed yet, but not looking forward to showers in fall.
  197. For those wondering. Limburg is sorta like @Scotland. But lacking everything that makes Scotland a very nice place to be.
  198. BLUDGERS! ALL YOUR ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS AND QUESTIONS. GIVE THEM TO ME!  https://curiouscat.me/472197438 
  199. @Neeeltje The nice man in the trenchcoat that owns this account told me to be kinda civil. BUT SOON, VERY SOON.
  200. @VeravanHaarlem I have a lot of opinions about Limburg, most of them are not very nice. Not very nice at all.
  201. @londonisyours The Tube's brilliant. Gets you where you need to go without having to look at the stuff in between.
  202. @CrisHake The nice man in the brown trenchcoat also told me to steer clear of politics.
  203. Turns out I am also representing people from Limburg this week. Someone didn't tell me about this.
  204. Just a couple hours in and I've gotten in to a fight with @londonisyours. This week is going to be brilliant.
  205. RT @PlingetheElder: "Doctor Who is being run by PC lefties now" In 1963, it had a woman producer and was directed by a gay Asian man. #doc…
  206. PRAISE ODIN THE ALLFATHER. WE ARE NOW AT A STATE OF BARNEY WITH @londonisyours.
  207. I NEED A TRANSLATION VOOR BEUKERS. HELP ME. HELP NAO!
  208. Everything's ok now, I've got coffee. (first of many that'll drink during the day) https://t.co/ugjgJEsLLt
    Everything's ok now, I've got coffee. (first of many that'll drink during the day) pic.twitter.com/ugjgJEsLLt
  209. @SophievdMeeberg Yes. It's a hard plastic bastard that is constantly reminding me that all existince is pain.
  210. This is she: The Beast. I ride her when ever I can (ghe). Definitely one of the best things I've ever bought myself. https://t.co/8A6iDisndr
    This is she: The Beast. I ride her when ever I can (ghe). Definitely one of the best things I've ever bought myself. pic.twitter.com/8A6iDisndr
  211. @MonterioMA @SanneVroom I hope he's gonna be huge. But I've got no idea. Should've looked in to that.
  212. This is my plant. He's called Felix the Plant and he's a proud wee coffeeplant that @SanneVroom gave to me.…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/886828700586659840