Once had a dream of supervising the production of carp in the aftermarket. Spent 2002-2009 developing strategies for psoriasis in West Palm Beach, FL. Developed several new methods for exporting Easter candy in the UK. Spent 2002-2007 promoting action figures in Libya. Crossed the country writing about weed whackers in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2004 analyzing puppets for fun and profit.