- I took to the zombie cause (even eating the flesh of my own dad), but now I find myself lured in by the call for peace, not pieces. Here is the chronicle of the zombie war that I now wish to end. Don't eat. Don't even nibble. There is work to be done, and the scent of flesh will just confuse. Zombies can have chaos and raucousness without biting. Leave all that chewing to the ducks.