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altrok @BOUGPUNK
Last night Terry Richardson tried to finger me, I didn't let him, obviously. But I did let him photograph me topless in the bathroom.
Tue, Nov 15 2011 05:47:57
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Tue, Nov 15 2011 05:47:57
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Tue, Nov 15 2011 05:49:02
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Tue, Nov 15 2011 05:49:02
altrok @BOUGPUNK
today my friend and I snuck into the pool at the Chateau Marmonte, we charged fries and 7 packs of parliment lights to lindsey lohans room.
Thu, Dec 29 2011 02:10:43
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Thu, Dec 29 2011 02:10:43
altrok @BOUGPUNK
I hate capitalism like I hate my parents, but they both serve me so well.
Tue, Nov 22 2011 18:27:03
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Tue, Nov 22 2011 18:27:03
altrok @BOUGPUNK
Casually took MDMA at this little bar downtown and got fingered by the hot dude who delivered our munches because I was with too many gays
Thu, Dec 29 2011 19:02:13
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Thu, Dec 29 2011 19:02:13
altrok @BOUGPUNK
Once my mom dragged me to Cartier when i was hungover so she could get ring cleaned, I threw up all over bathroom...take that #newhighnewlow
Wed, Nov 02 2011 23:51:53
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Wed, Nov 02 2011 23:51:53
altrok @BOUGPUNK
haven't washed me sheets in like months, cum stains, soda stains, mascara on the pillows the works! finally taking then to the dry cleaners!
Wed, Nov 30 2011 17:12:50
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Wed, Nov 30 2011 17:12:50
altrok @BOUGPUNK
I've had thoughts of suicide, lol
Tue, Dec 06 2011 21:04:44
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Tue, Dec 06 2011 21:04:44
altrok @BOUGPUNK
I mean, I only use lol ironically
Thu, Oct 27 2011 14:51:14
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Thu, Oct 27 2011 14:51:14
altrok @BOUGPUNK
Wound up at an unsatisfying "safe space" orgy this weekend-- my only trophy is the intentional cigarette burn on my forearm. I miss danger.
Sun, Nov 13 2011 19:29:00
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Sun, Nov 13 2011 19:29:00
altrok @BOUGPUNK
I think Julia stiles is fugly
Fri, Nov 11 2011 23:13:19
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Fri, Nov 11 2011 23:13:19
altrok @BOUGPUNK
My vegetarian phase was my pussy phase.
Thu, Oct 27 2011 15:34:01
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Thu, Oct 27 2011 15:34:01
altrok @BOUGPUNK
I'm totally addicted to cigarettes, but only french ones
Mon, Jan 09 2012 17:18:34
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Mon, Jan 09 2012 17:18:34
altrok @BOUGPUNK
got my septum pierced while wearing $200 dollar jeans, Am I a Bourgeoise Punk???
Wed, Oct 26 2011 02:15:00
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— altrok (@BOUGPUNK)Wed, Oct 26 2011 02:15:00

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