The most hilarious, illogical "Duck Dynasty" quotes from the season 4 premiere

In the season four premiere of "Duck Dynasty," viewers got loads of nonsensical statements, once again. Couldn't make any sense out of Phil, Uncle Si, Willie and Jase's quirky comebacks last night? Take a stab at decoding them a second time.

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  1. Missed the season premiere? Check out the sneak peek video of last night's episode:
  2. Duck Dynasty: Season 4 Sneak Peek
  3. Here are the most illogical statements you'll probably EVER hear: 
  4. I couldn't resist. I had to add this animation. 
  5. This was the sweetest episode of Duck Dynasty I want my wedding like there's #duckdynasty #duckcommander #wedding