Facebook friends try to warn me
My Tweeps offer advice, too
A pitiful plea from my brother-in-law
Oh, a real answerA couple of helpful friends offered a serious review:
In a theater awash in women, Paula tries to placate me
Many amusing moments before, during and after the movieBefore the movie started, a woman stood up in front of us to switch seats. She was wearing those low-rider pants that reveal much more than I ever want to see. In this case, her pants almost fell off before she hiked them back up and sat down. "That's was scary," a middle-age woman next to us said. Then she added to me, "That may be the most enjoyable thing you to see all night."I replied, "I'm in trouble."
Some Facebook friends offer scant sympathy