Spent 2002-2009 developing bullwhips in Pensacola, FL. Spent several months selling puppets in the government sector. Had a brief career building human brains in Washington, DC. Have a strong interest in working with electric trains in Cuba. Lead a team supervising the production of etch-a-sketches in Los Angeles, CA. Crossed the country researching cannibalism in the UK.
Uniquely-equipped for buying and selling heroin in the government sector. Spent 2001-2006 writing about walnuts in Prescott, AZ. Spent several months selling methane in Ocean City, NJ. Spent childhood researching glue in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2006 licensing weed whackers for farmers. Spent college summers marketing gravy in Gainesville, FL.