The Road to BlizzCon

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12 hours from now I'll be sitting in Dallas for three hours
Sun, Nov 02 2014 02:01:51
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 02:01:51
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Had just enough time to knock around in the darkmoon faire. To the airport!
Sun, Nov 02 2014 10:31:02
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 10:31:02
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Colectivo's cranberry pumpkin muffins make the airport a wonderful place
Sun, Nov 02 2014 11:24:23
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 11:24:23
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Colectivo + the Recombobulation Area makes MKE a pretty awesome airport as airports go. This airport is great. All others are hateful.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 11:26:21
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 11:26:21
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Zoom, off to Dallas
Sun, Nov 02 2014 11:56:44
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 11:56:44
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"Zoom" is premature. We're just sitting here thanks to "maintenance issue."
Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:17:12
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:17:12
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We were supposed to take off 30 minutes ago. Now appreciative of obscenely long layover in Dallas.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:33:28
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:33:28
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We're sitting here because the toilet may or may not be leaking. They do not know. A mechanic must check. There is no mechanic.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:46:32
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:46:32
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Literally the airport does not have a mechanic. They're trying to get one to show up.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:47:08
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:47:08
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This is the cost of having the first flight out of an airport. Half of the employees aren't even there yet because airlines.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:52:05
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:52:05
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I would volunteer to place my luggage beneath the aeropiss leak if it got us moving.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:58:17
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 12:58:17
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Just got deplaned
Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:06:10
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:06:10
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We deplaned, went to the desk to reschedule, not a single customer has gotten past that stage. Line hasn't moved.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:30:38
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:30:38
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So fuck it, got back on the plane, maybe I can fix it in Dallas.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:30:59
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:30:59
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Reminder that we've been sitting here because a toilet MIGHT be leaking and nobody can even check
Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:32:27
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:32:27
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Mechanic JUST showed up.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:57:27
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 13:57:27
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My end destination doesn't have many flights so it's entirely possible I won't get there today. Won't know until Dallas.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:00:58
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:00:58
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I was supposed to be LANDING in Dallas right now
Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:03:10
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:03:10
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I think I'm going to retire from BlizzCon after this year. Can I do that? This isn't worth it.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:10:50
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:10:50
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Flight reboarding.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:32:17
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 14:32:17
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I'm getting to my destination after 9 pm which is late enough to fuck up our entire road trip schedule
Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:06:58
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I was supposed to get there at noon
Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:07:17
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:07:17
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zoom, off to dallas.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:17:40
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:17:40
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Oh my fucking god we moved 20 feet and the tow bar broke and the mechanic is coming back
Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:26:12
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:26:12
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Fuck American Airlines forever. Multiple mechanical failures with no mechanic. Sitting here for over three hours.
Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:27:59
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— Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart)Sun, Nov 02 2014 15:27:59

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