Dear @EE, I recently purchased a 4G PAYG Wireless Broadband Modem from you, but try as I might with your website, I can't enable Porn on it.- Aside: Visa and the other credit-card companies largely don't want to get into the business of identity verification; it costs them money to ping miniscule amounts back-and-forth and they don't want to carry the liability for age verification, since it's not what their actual line of business is meant to entail. They are meant to shuffle money around, not attest that someone is 18+.
- > @EE I could of course say that I need the "Adult Content Block" removed for working in computer security - I do - but who'd believe that?
- HT: Janine Ashbless
- > @EE Plus, you know, the Internet without Porn is like a Duck without a Quack.
- -- UPDATE --
- . @JocelynKirby It's a modern moral quandry: embarrass some poor staffer in an @EE shop, or pursue a more direct, online approach?
@AlecMuffett Hi Alec, Come chat with our discreet online team who can bring pornography (not litteraly) http://goo.gl/LxKcUO- I'll let you know how it goes shortly ... UPDATE: RESULT: Failure! Tragedy!
> @EE Regrettably, your online team cannot enable Porn on my PAYG Wireless Broadband, What should I do now, please? pic.twitter.com/zip5UharvX
@AlecMuffett @EE I propose that you walk into its busiest store and, at the top of your voice, ask "who is responsible for enabling porn?"- @cynicalsecurity I was considering that, but some of the staff might not be allowed access to Porn, cf: buying booze in a supermarket...
- . @ramtopsgrum, I am horrified, and I hope that @EE are too, to find that they discreet advice they provided me was incorrect.
- Next...
- @AlecMuffett Hi Alec, can you follow us and DM your number, we'll give you a hand ;)
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