JP Morgan Horror Show: $2bn loss reported

After trading hours today US banking giant JP Morgan admitted that its CIO division had managed to lose it $2bn. This was only months after Jamie Dimon had called the event "a tempest in a teapot". Obviously not - unless the teapot cost $25bn.

  1. JP Morgan makes the announcement....
  2. JPMorgan Chase: Chief Investment Office has significant mark-to market losses - Legal Losses of $4.2B "Reasonably Possible" $JPM
  3. JP Morgan shares react....
  4. Shares of JP Morgan slip after hours as executives disclose 'significant' losses in trading group - @nytimes nyti.ms/JhbBp1
  5. JPMorgan said it has suffered $2B in trading losses since start of April. $JPM stock down 6% after-hours cnnmon.ie/J3QLDq
  6. Although Bloomberg did talk about the story a month ago....
  7. And this....
  8. And a few days later...
  9. Dimon at the time ignored what was going on....

  10. The reactions from the Twitverse.....Some of which were better than others....
  11. TraderMommy
    $JPM hedge against bad market environment created bad market environment. Jamie never loses people.
  12. "This trading violates the Dimon principle." $JPM
  13. More betting on Wall Street. This is not investing, its gambling. No more bailouts for them.... fb.me/sIBpKgWn
  14. A lot of blame has been put on a London 'whale' who placed a lot of the bets - Bruno Iksil
  15. If you're looking for background on the "London Whale," read this on.wsj.com/I9n5np $JPM
  16. The best I have heard so far is "London Whale gets Harpooned'. Let the joke-off begin. $JPM
  17. And a dirty limerick.....
  18. A verse on a terrible tale - Involving a $JPM whale - To fill his own tank - He fucked the whole bank - The problem with Too Big To Fail

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