1. The blogger muses to himself aloud.

  2. The other blogger inflates musing into rumor.

  3. Whedonesque explains what the shit.

  4. I amuse myself for an hour.

  5. The extended cut of the shawarma scene is actually an entire other movie. You have to get up and switch theaters to see it. #PunyRumors
  6. The extended cut will include a 20-minute musical Firefly short at the beginning. #PunyRumors
  7. The extended cut has three different endings, like Clue: Thanos, the Skrulls, and, oddly, Bat-Mite. #PunyRumors
  8. Much of the extended cut is just @twhiddleston drawing out the sounds of “mewling quim” for two and a half minutes. #PunyRumors
  9. In the extended cut, whenever Banner refers to “the other guy”, we see an image of Hulk miming, “I know you are but what am I.” #PunyRumors
  10. An entire sequence in the extended cut follows @Mruff221’s bare feet as he trashes the Helicarrier. #PunyRumors
  11. The extended cut opens with @clarkgregg’s Coulson seeing his cellist off at the airport. #PunyRumors
  12. Due to a loophole in rights restrictions, the extended cut has a cameo by “SpiderMan”. #PunyRumors
  13. In the extended cut, @ChrisEvans’ Captain America falls in love with a construct in the Helicarrier’s holodeck. #PunyRumors
  14. Product placement in the extended cut has @SamuelLJackson controlling the Helicarrier via Siri instead of via @CobieSmulders. #PunyRumors
  15. In the extended cut, Thor tells the entire story of Loki’s adoption, says he doesn’t have anything against adoptees *per se*. #PunyRumors
  16. In the extended cut, that other man is playing Dig Dug, but no one notices. #PunyRumors

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