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Will Avengers Extended Director's Cut Be Released In Theaters? | ComicBook.comIn an interview with Collider, Joss Whedon revealed that his first cut of The Avengers was three hours long. While initially it was thoug...The other blogger inflates musing into rumor.
SuperHero Authority: Marvel and Disney Rumored to Release The Avengers: Director's Cut in Theaters to Land No. 1 All-Time Spot?By Daniel Wolf Editor-in-Chief The Avengers is sitting comfortably at No. 3 overall on both the domestic and International ticket sale ch...Whedonesque explains what the shit.
- How The Avengers' Director Cut rumour came to be - The Avengers - Whedonesque.comHow The Avengers' Director Cut rumour came to be. There's reports all over the place that a Director's Cut of The Avengers will be releas...
I amuse myself for an hour.
The extended cut of the shawarma scene is actually an entire other movie. You have to get up and switch theaters to see it. #PunyRumors- The extended cut will include a 20-minute musical Firefly short at the beginning. #PunyRumors
- The extended cut has three different endings, like Clue: Thanos, the Skrulls, and, oddly, Bat-Mite. #PunyRumors
- Much of the extended cut is just @twhiddleston drawing out the sounds of “mewling quim” for two and a half minutes. #PunyRumors
- In the extended cut, whenever Banner refers to “the other guy”, we see an image of Hulk miming, “I know you are but what am I.” #PunyRumors
- An entire sequence in the extended cut follows @Mruff221’s bare feet as he trashes the Helicarrier. #PunyRumors
- The extended cut opens with @clarkgregg’s Coulson seeing his cellist off at the airport. #PunyRumors
- For the extended cut, @TheRealStanLee has a cameo in every single scene. #PunyRumors
- Due to a loophole in rights restrictions, the extended cut has a cameo by “SpiderMan”. #PunyRumors
- In the extended cut, @ChrisEvans’ Captain America falls in love with a construct in the Helicarrier’s holodeck. #PunyRumors
- Product placement in the extended cut has @SamuelLJackson controlling the Helicarrier via Siri instead of via @CobieSmulders. #PunyRumors
- In the extended cut, Thor tells the entire story of Loki’s adoption, says he doesn’t have anything against adoptees *per se*. #PunyRumors
- In the extended cut, that other man is playing Dig Dug, but no one notices. #PunyRumors
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