If you travel for work, you understand the grind of rental cars, and hotel rooms. It’s lonely and there are bed bugs. 

Heed this advice: DON’T CONNECT TO THE HOTEL INTERNET. 

I know folks who get a perverse pleasure planting files on stranger’s computers. By ‘files’ I mean pictures of penis. No internet, no friends and you’re not dropping the $14.99 porno on your expense report – so what to do? 

Bert Kreischer creates toilet paper, fake blood and pillow sculptures to scare the crap out of the housecleaners. His hash is #whatwillthemaidthink? There must be a lot of bored travelers out there because the meme is gaining steam. Check it out below:

p.s. – If you are going to contribute, and by all means I hope you do, two things:
   1) Leave a $20 – Don’t fuck with the maid unless you are going to compensate them for the gag.
   2) Tweet me that pic @radioestes