Don't Publish!

The urge to publish the first thing they write robs authors of the chance to learn privately from their mistakes.

  1. Discovered in the desk... First 50 pages of typewritten (yes, typewritten) vampire story. Teenage me was so proud. Adult me is dying inside.
  2. Also, we make it a grand total of seven lines before the first mention of a "heavy black velvet cloak". I'm not sure I can bear to go on.
  3. Oh, dear god. There's a cliff-top castle overlooking the sea. With a banqueting hall. And a throne. And guess what? It's stormy outside.
  4. @LouMorgan my first attempt at a novel was a terrible Douglas Adams pastiche. Still have it in a box in my parents' loft somewhere.
  5. @Suw More than anything, I want to shove it back in the drawer, but I just... can't... stop... reading. It's so bad.
  6. @LouMorgan i had a look through some old fiction that i have on my laptop a few weeks ago. so bad. so very, very bad.
  7. @Suw @loumorgan That's one reason I'm glad self-publishing wasn't so easy when I started out. I thought my stuff was so good. It wasn't.
  8. @stevemosby @suw Exactly. And I think we need to look back on the cringe-worthy stuff & be able to understand why it didn't go anywhere.
  9. @LouMorgan @stevemosby absolutely. the thing that strikes me when i look back on old work is how flat it is, how colourless.
  10. @Suw @loumorgan Exactly. I'm embarrassed to think I submitted it, then raged (quietly) at the rejection. So glad I got the chance to learn.

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