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Bad Movie Livetweet: My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Get me some brain bleach, STAT.

  1. Tonight's #badmovielivetweet is My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Yeah. Super. Ex. Girlfriend. (Can't we just watch Scott Pilgrim instead?)
  2. Are we sure #MySuperExGirlfriend isn't a kids movie? Because so far everything about it looks like a kids movie.
  3. Oh except we were introduced to Uma Thurman with a nice upskirt shot, before she took several rounds point-blank to the chest. Sorry, kids.
  4. @ryeisenberg haha I watched that movie once, then I proceeded to try to find a brain wiping service.
  5. @ryeisenberg I unfortunately could not find one, let me know if you have better luck for future reference.
  6. @catatonique I think I'm going to drink copious amounts of wine. That usually does the trick.
  7. And the flying effect was hilariously terrible. You could almost see her wobbling on the strings.
  8. @ryeisenberg That movie is painful. I wish it was only as long as a comic book.
  9. @AlexDunbarNews I can't even...yes. Why did so many talented people sign on for this?
  10. @ryeisenberg I remember waiting for it to get funny, exciting or quirky. I'm still waiting
  11. Luke Wilson just ran off the subway to chase a guy who stole a purse from a woman he JUST met. Most unrealistically kind NYC-er ever.
  12. I *do* appreciate that they didn't bother making Luke Wilson stand on an apple box to make him look taller than Uma Thurman. #shawty
  13. Luke Wilson just lifted his shirt to demonstrate how not-buff he is. But they framed it so you couldn't see his stomach. #WTF
  14. Whoever wrote the dialogue for this scene where Uma Thurman rambles about how she thinks she's good @ sex but maybe isn't needs blacklisted.
  15. This movie is unnecessarily PG-13 but would be absolutely unbearable at PG. #MySuperExGirlfriend
  16. Calling it right now. Uma Thurman & Rainn Wilson are going to end up together. #MySuperExGirlfriend
  17. If you're composing music for a sex scene, accordion music is not the way to go. #jsyk
  18. Okay, new theory...Uma Thurman is actually an alien who doesn't understand humans at all. #MySuperExGirlfriend
  19. I'm going to need some brain bleach to get that sex scene out of my head. Wowza. #MySuperExGirlfriend
  20. Luke Wilson just got slapped by the bad guy's henchman. Thrice. I'd kind of like to do the same to myself right now.

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