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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Phil_Adams · Storify]]></title><description><![CDATA[My red avatar is a Doppler effect caused by the internet expanding and moving away from me at near light speed.

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<span>Wed, Aug 15 2012 01:37:37</span></p><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I got a standing ovation today from the other members of @GoldTable1 Networking Group for being a  #gamesmaker @london2012 @GM_Stories</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Autosure" style="color: #429ec6;">Jason Coombs</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Autosure/status/235649796516503552" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Aug 15 2012 01:11:04</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">My #Gamesmaker daughter is coming home after 5 weeks in Ldn. Says she had people hugging her &amp; shaking her hand in the street in thanks :)</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/netdunning" style="color: #429ec6;">Annette Dunning</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/netdunning/status/235644352997761024" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Aug 15 2012 00:49:26</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">How come a 10 hour #gamesmaker shift that starts with you getting up at 4am goes so much quicker than a 7 hour regular work one?</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/sadiebp" style="color: #429ec6;">Sadie</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/sadiebp/status/235639488364298240" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Aug 15 2012 00:30:06</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I've discovered the cure to post #gamesmaker syndrome..you have listen to "Muse - Survival" 5 times a day!! @GM_Stories</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/julez2470" style="color: #429ec6;">Julius</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/julez2470/status/235632668606345216" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Aug 15 2012 00:03:00</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">...back to reality with a huge bump...end of the #GamesMaker journey means back to the day job... :-(</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/asaini87" style="color: #429ec6;">Ajay Saini</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/asaini87/status/235632468433178625" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Aug 15 2012 00:02:12</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Heading for Oxford today. Suffering from POD. (post Olympic depression) #GamesMaker @GM_Stories.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/judiemccourt" style="color: #429ec6;">judie mccourt</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/judiemccourt/status/235622490037161984" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Aug 14 2012 23:22:33</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">“@Pete2Boogie: Why is getting up at 6 for the day job so much more difficult than getting up at 5 to be a #GamesMaker”</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/karensparrow" style="color: #429ec6;">Karen Sparrow</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/karensparrow/status/235617782937559040" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Aug 14 2012 23:03:51</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">My #GamesMaker journey may have ended but it will be memories to treasure forever. #London2012 #WishIWasDoingParalympics</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/asaini87" style="color: #429ec6;">Ajay Saini</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/asaini87/status/235476127618068480" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Aug 14 2012 13:40:58</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/paulgilpin/status/235469703219404800" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://p.twimg.com/A0SOcpBCYAAwSEQ.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>The #Gamesmaker relay baton is beautiful. It's anodised aluminium &amp; regulation size &amp; weight. Lovely to hold. http://pic.twitter.com/Bxq6pXEN</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/paulgilpin" style="color: #429ec6;">Paul Gilpin</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">To help get over post Olympic #gamesmaker blues, have just registered for Glasgow 2014 woopwoop!!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/scarykt" style="color: #429ec6;">Katie Dunlop</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/scarykt/status/235462696198352896" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Aug 14 2012 12:47:36</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/TowcesterTea/status/235460029094973440" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://p.twimg.com/A0SFpiGCUAE9f1K.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>That's it folks Last shift complete remarkable 2 wks that will live with me forever. Over and Out #gamesmaker #LO2012 http://pic.twitter.com/NnX1X910</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TowcesterTea" style="color: #429ec6;">Towcester Tearooms</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://instagr.am/p/OUMTsJveZu/" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/892753c2e62e11e191a022000a1e8839_7.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>#gamesmaker #london #olympics2012 #thankyou</span> · 
<a href="" style="color: #429ec6;">jadeburn</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://instagr.am/p/OT9PaBEppr/" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://distilleryimage7.s3.amazonaws.com/24bdd45ee61c11e1971f22000a1e8b18_7.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>#london2012 #gamesmaker #olympics</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iammedy" style="color: #429ec6;">Mehdi Habib</a></div></div><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">What a priviledge the past fortnight has been for me as a 2012 Gamesmaker. It has been a truely incredible experience words for which I really cannot find to do justice to how I am feeling this Monday morning!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=521515595" style="color: #429ec6;">Ann Leo</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10151995153935596&amp;id=521515595" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Aug 13 2012 01:31:59</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://instagr.am/p/OQvYtEkJt1/" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://distilleryimage5.s3.amazonaws.com/db23d222e52011e1a9be22000a1e8b1a_7.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>My lovely super duper #teammanagers and #teamleaders  #gamesmaker #olympics2012</span> · 
<a href="https://twitter.com/TheManeCupcake" style="color: #429ec6;">C U P C A K E</a></div></div><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I'm not going to let it go back to normal now. I'm going to think of the little things, like the happiness in this gamesmaker's face every time real life starts to creep back in...
http://i.imgur.com/hKmUq.gif</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=560790989" style="color: #429ec6;">Nick Trahair</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=357069357695306&amp;id=560790989" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Aug 12 2012 16:39:51</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">So London flame goes out in some style but memories will burn bright forever. Now time to learn portuguese-Rio 2016 gamesmaker has nice ring to it:)</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1342085734" style="color: #429ec6;">Rich Hook</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=4514394101566&amp;id=1342085734" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Aug 12 2012 16:00:10</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just want to say how proud I am of my brother Chris who has been a Gamesmaker (volunteer) at the Olympics over the last two weeks. Job well done sir.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1200228253" style="color: #429ec6;">Nigel Berry</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=4508094459350&amp;id=1200228253" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Aug 12 2012 14:15:59</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">So proud to say I'm BRITISH, walk tall one and all, we did it!! #wemadethegames #gamesmaker #bestolympicsever</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/campbelldarren" style="color: #429ec6;">Darren Campbell</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/campbelldarren/status/234711697116504066" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Aug 12 2012 11:03:23</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://instagr.am/p/OOhY0gBk1S/" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/84b4f752e47311e1bea81231380fec8b_7.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>De Gea + Me #football #espana #spain #olympics #gamesmaker #glasgow #london2012</span> · 
<a href="" style="color: #429ec6;">Emma</a></div></div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=502b5f94d9bc20f43312ae91&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/games-makers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/games-makers</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 08:36:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[IRN-BRU #IMAFANNY Magnet Twitter Promotion]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">A YouTube film that, for once, really did go viral introduced the world to a baby girl called Fanny. To keep the conversation going IRN-BRU produced a simple, limited edition piece of merchandise. A fridge magnet named after baby Fanny. All you had to do was say #IMAFANNY on Twitter.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Thu, Aug 16 2012 09:37:33</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The film. 1.25 million views and counting...<br /></div><div class="element video" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; width: 400px;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ibuLgsVcQUY?wmode=transparent&amp;showinfo=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" style="display: block;"></iframe><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; padding-top: 5px;"><span>Baby, new IRN-BRU advert 2012</span> · 
<a href="http://youtube.com/irnbru" style="color: #429ec6;">irnbru</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The promotion mechanic is launched on Twitter.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NewFromIRNBRU" style="color: #429ec6;">New From IRN-BRU</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NewFromIRNBRU/status/216104916295491585" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 02:46:41</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">And this little fridge magnet is what all the fuss was about to be about.<br /></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/421543_404804792903795_793770565_n.jpg" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/421543_404804792903795_793770565_n.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><a href="http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net" style="color: #429ec6;">Fbcdn</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/KILTR" style="color: #429ec6;">KILTR</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/KILTR/status/216105052903964672" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 02:47:14</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TheNorfolkScot" style="color: #429ec6;">Derek</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TheNorfolkScot/status/216105125301862401" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 02:47:31</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/socialPolly" style="color: #429ec6;">Alex Pollock </a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/socialPolly/status/216105120612614145" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 02:47:30</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/LamargoL" style="color: #429ec6;">Paul</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/LamargoL/status/216105725800357889" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 02:49:54</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/pcthree" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil Connelly</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/pcthree/status/216109398110638082" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 03:04:30</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/lollharper" style="color: #429ec6;">Laura Isobel Harper</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/lollharper/status/216110936505860096" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 03:10:37</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/jingo67" style="color: #429ec6;">davie hay</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/jingo67/status/216113914080002049" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 03:22:26</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/RichardMcKay" style="color: #429ec6;">Richard McKay</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/RichardMcKay/status/216123162079928320" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 03:59:11</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @NewFromIRNBRU: Follow @NewFromIRNBRU and tweet #IMAFANNY and enter to win one of 50 Fanny Magnets. More info and T&amp;C here. http://bit.ly/IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/adamgall89" style="color: #429ec6;">Adam Gall</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/adamgall89/status/216138980918427648" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 05:02:03</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">It captures the imagination from the outset.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#IMAFANNY What a fantastic trend :D Love #IrnBru</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/IamGhandy" style="color: #429ec6;">Ghandy</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/IamGhandy/status/216118941314064385" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 03:42:25</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/doctor_enzo" style="color: #429ec6;">Tom Rea</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/doctor_enzo/status/216122982391750657" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 03:58:29</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">On a boat on the other side of the world and i didn't bring any irn bru #IMAFANNY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/sebson17" style="color: #429ec6;">Simon Hall</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/sebson17/status/216124013603323906" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 22 2012 04:02:34</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">A nudge from the brand, not that it needed one.<br /></div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4fe5bdf0e29a376f63682e75&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/irn-bru-imafanny-magnet-twitter-promotion</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/irn-bru-imafanny-magnet-twitter-promotion</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:30:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Grouped by Paul Adams. Book review.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Paul Adams used to work at Google. A lot of his thinking went into the Circles feature of Google Plus. He's now a product manager at Facebook. Grouped is the summation of his strongly-held views on how networks do and don't work.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Wed, Mar 07 2012 00:49:49</span></p><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://resources1.deepdiscount.com/resources/deepdiscount/images/products/processed/29/9780321804112.zoom.1.jpg" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://resources1.deepdiscount.com/resources/deepdiscount/images/products/processed/29/9780321804112.zoom.1.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><a href="http://resources1.deepdiscount.com" style="color: #429ec6;">Deepdiscount</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The Slideshare presentation below has been viewed 974,897 times at the time of writing. I'm not surprised. It is heading towards its second birthday and it is a seminal piece of thinking, which I have shared many times. It contains many of the themes that are developed in this book - the internet being built around people, strong and weak ties, and the fallacy of "influencer" thinking.<br /><br />There was no way that I wasn't going to buy the book.<br /></div><div class="element link" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; padding: 10px 10px 5px; border: 1px solid #ddd; max-width: 500px; overflow: hidden;"><a href="http://www.slideshare.net/padday/the-real-life-social-network-v2" title="Presentation at Voices That Matter Web Design Conference, San Francisco June 2010" class="thumbnail" style="color: #429ec6; display: block; float: right; padding: 0 0 5px 10px;"><img src="http://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/vtm2010-100701010846-phpapp01-thumbnail-2" alt="The Real Life Social Network v2" style="display: block; width: 100px;" /></a><a href="http://www.slideshare.net/padday/the-real-life-social-network-v2" title="Presentation at Voices That Matter Web Design Conference, San Francisco June 2010" class="title" style="color: #429ec6;">The Real Life Social Network v2</a><div class="description" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;">Presentation at Voices That Matter Web Design Conference, San Francisco June 2010</div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">And what about the book?<br /><br />I had the idea early on to post regular tweets about themes that struck a chord and to use these later as the basis of a review.<br /><br />Here goes...<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">About 1/3 way through Grouped by @Padday. This tweet is brought to you by the number 5 and by the factor 3.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams/status/172955739546058752" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Feb 24 2012 00:07:16</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The main premise of the book is that "small groups of friends are the key to influence on the social web."<br /><br />This starts with an inner circle of about 5 people. Then (increase by a factor of 3) a 15 strong "sympathy group." Then (increase roughly by a further factor of three) a group of 50 people with whom we communicate on a regular basis. Then the well documented Dunbar number - 150 people with whom we can maintain "stable social relations".<br /><br />Beyond that, even today when technology theoretically enables much wider social groups, the human nature that is hard wired into us makes 150 a physiological barrier beyond which genuinely social behaviour just doesn't happen.<br /><br />The establishment and the quantification of these strong and weak tie divisions is the foundation for much of the remainder of the book.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">About 1/3 way through Grouped by @Padday. My weak tie relationships on here are about as subtle as a brick.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams/status/172957289014235136" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Feb 24 2012 00:13:25</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The big social networks are not built to distinguish between strong and weak ties. The subtlety with which I can handle weak tie relationships in meat space is not an option online. Slurs and slights, real and imagined are more more likely and more visible on Facebook and Twitter than they are offline.<br /><br />There is an interesting discussion around the fact that our strong ties (obviously) exert disproportionate amounts of influence over us, whereas weak ties are often better sources of information. This knowledge should influence our design decisions, but usually doesn't.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">About 1/2 way through Grouped by @Padday. I'm half way up (down?) the tip of a network theory iceberg.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams/status/174049101808287747" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Feb 27 2012 00:31:54</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The prose of Grouped is simple, easy to follow and as free from jargon as it's possible to be when your subject matter is based on research and scientific study.<br /><br />The prose also carries the conviction that comes from subject matter which is based on said research and scientific study.<br /><br />Grouped is a reassuringly assertive read.<br /><br />And Paul Adams would make a good barrister. These are my facts, this is my story, my conclusions are incontrovertible.<br /><br />The reference sources that justify this assertiveness are extensive. There is no way that I'll find time to read them all but the process of cherry picking will make the social network component of my Delicious account much richer and more valuable.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">About 1/2 way through Grouped by @Padday. So much of our everyday marketing BS is about making life easier rather than making things work.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams/status/174049551433469952" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Feb 27 2012 00:33:41</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">And I quote : <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"This is how we want the world to work because it make our jobs easier."</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" /><br />Paul Adams is talking mainly about mythical beings called "influencers" when he says that. But the statement applies equally to an awful lot of what passes for digital marketing strategy.<br /><br />If branded content really did go viral it would make our jobs easier.<br /><br />If we really did have a community around our brand it would make our jobs easier.<br /><br />If engagement were actually a meaningful, measurable objective it would make our jobs easier.<br /><br />If networks were driven by a few powerful, easily identified and easily influenced influencers that too would make our jobs easier.<br /><br />Grouped makes it unequivocally clear that network life isn't like that.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">About 2/3 way through Grouped by @Padday. The three degrees has nothing to do with Diana Ross.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams/status/175131795250102272" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Mar 01 2012 00:14:08</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Your friend's friend's friends can exert a significant amount of influence over your choices.<br /><br />We are influenced by people that we don't necessarily know.<br /><br />But the ability of others to influence us falls off a cliff beyond three degrees of separation.<br /><br />Numerous, comprehensively referenced studies have shown this to be the case.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">About 2/3 way through Grouped by @Padday. Traditional "funnel" thinking is seriously flawed thinking.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams/status/175132057029193729" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Mar 01 2012 00:15:10</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Here's another example of thinking that makes our jobs easier but which probably hinders our work from working.<br /><br />There is no such thing as a rational decision.<br /><br />People do not move in an orderly, rational, linear fashion down a funnel marked awareness at the top and purchase at the bottom.<br /><br />They don't.<br /><br />This section of the book was, for me, one of the most thought-provoking.<br /><br />Some time ago, when I worked in "trad" advertising, I had the good fortune to work with Robert Heath and to apply his low involvement processing thinking to the development of a new (and highly successful as it turned out) advertising campaign for a large financial services company.<br /><br />Low involvement processing is a model for how our subconscious brain, which is hardwired to our emotions, basically makes most of our decisions for us. It has profound implications for how advertising campaigns are conceived and executed.<br /><br />I'm sure this thinking also has profound implications for how social media programmes, platforms, campaigns and content should be conceived too.<br /><br />But if I have a bugbear with Grouped, it is this.<br /><br />It is highly effective at raising issues, challenging conventions and scratching surfaces.<br /><br />But it is sometimes frustratingly light on advice on what you should actually do to address the issues.<br /><br />For sure, every chapter ends with a series of "quick tips".<br /><br />But in their quickness and tipiness lies their weakness.<br /><br />Whereas the issues raised by the book are often profound, the tips are often trivial and (not surprisingly) Facebook-centric by comparison.<br /><br />This is a minor gripe. The primary purpose of this book is not to hold your hand and tell you exactly how to do it right. The primary purpose of this book is to make you aware that what you're currently doing is probably wrong. It does that job well.<br /><br />Anyway, I have set myself the task of revisiting low involvement processing in a social context, and I wouldn't have done that had I not read this book.<br /><br /></div><div class="element link" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; padding: 10px 10px 5px; border: 1px solid #ddd; max-width: 500px; overflow: hidden;"><a href="http://www.paab.biz/intheirownwords/lowinvolvementprocessing/" title="The Hidden Power of Advertising was published a year ago and has ruffled feathers and generated rave reviews in equal measure. It costs £..." class="thumbnail" style="color: #429ec6; display: block; float: right; padding: 0 0 5px 10px;"><img src="http://www.paab.biz/images/RHmugshot4.jpg" alt="Planning Above and Beyond &gt;&gt; Low Involvement Processing" style="display: block; width: 100px;" /></a><a href="http://www.paab.biz/intheirownwords/lowinvolvementprocessing/" title="The Hidden Power of Advertising was published a year ago and has ruffled feathers and generated rave reviews in equal measure. It costs £..." class="title" style="color: #429ec6;">Planning Above and Beyond &gt;&gt; Low Involvement Processing</a><div class="description" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;">The Hidden Power of Advertising was published a year ago and has ruffled feathers and generated rave reviews in equal measure. It costs £...</div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Aside : Here is Paul Adams himself talking at the recent fMC 2012 conference about What People Share (and why). The 30 minute talk contains plenty of "what you should be doing" advice.<br /></div><div class="element video" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; width: 400px;"><object width="400" height="248" id="lsplayer" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" style="display: block;"><param name="movie" value="http://cdn.livestream.com/grid/LSPlayer.swf?channel=fbmarketingtalks&amp;clip=pla_47aa9d9f-6de0-4b77-b438-00a4d486e4d4&amp;autoPlay=false" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed name="lsplayer" wmode="transparent" src="http://cdn.livestream.com/grid/LSPlayer.swf?channel=fbmarketingtalks&amp;clip=pla_47aa9d9f-6de0-4b77-b438-00a4d486e4d4&amp;autoPlay=false" width="400" height="248" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" style="display: block;" /></object><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; padding-top: 5px;"><span>fMC 2012: What People Share Breakout</span> · 
<a href="http://www.livestream.com" style="color: #429ec6;">Livestream</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">About 2/3 way through Grouped by @Padday. Behavioural economics in networks. It's like Nudge revision notes.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Phil_Adams/status/175132396583264256" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Mar 01 2012 00:16:31</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4f50c76ddaa0f1374fbffa22&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/grouped-by-paul-adams-book-review</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/grouped-by-paul-adams-book-review</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 08:49:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Browning's poem in which jealousy turns to madness, retold in tweets.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Sat, Feb 11 2012 08:17:26</span></p><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://th01.deviantart.net/fs11/PRE/i/2006/229/0/6/Porphyria__s_Lover_by_darkcutie88.jpg" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://th01.deviantart.net/fs11/PRE/i/2006/229/0/6/Porphyria__s_Lover_by_darkcutie88.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>Porphyria s Lover by darkcutie88</span> · 
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com" style="color: #429ec6;">deviantART</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">The rain set early in tonight,
The sullen wind was soon awake,
It tore the elm-tops down for spite,
And did its worst to vex the lake:</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168356070018908160" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:29:49</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I listened with heart fit to break.
When glided in Porphyria; straight</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168356439260270593" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:31:17</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">She shut the cold out and the storm,
And kneeled and made the cheerless grate
Blaze up, and all the cottage warm;</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168356786359898113" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:32:40</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Which done, she rose, and from her form
Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl,</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168357093139693568" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:33:53</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">And laid her soiled gloves by, untied
Her hat and let the damp hair fall,
And, last, she sat down by my side</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168357399667818496" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:35:06</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">And called me. When no voice replied,
She put my arm about her waist,
And made her smooth white shoulder bare,</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168357629951873025" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:36:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">And all her yellow hair displaced,
And, stooping, made my cheek lie there,
And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair,</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168357874840518657" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:36:59</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Murmuring how she loved me - she
Too weak, for all her heart's endeavour,
To set its struggling passion free</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168358083205144579" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:37:49</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">From pride, and vainer ties dissever,
And give herself to me for ever.
But passion sometimes would prevail,</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168358339481321472" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:38:50</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Nor could tonight's gay feast restrain
A sudden thought of one so pale
For love of her, and all in vain:</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168358563725574144" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:39:44</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">So, she was come through wind and rain.
Be sure I looked up at her eyes
Happy and proud; at last I knew</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168358869523890177" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:40:57</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Porphyria worshipped me; surprise
Made my heart swell, and still it grew
While I debated what to do.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168359056766009346" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:41:41</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">That moment she was mine, mine, fair,
Perfectly pure and good: I found
A thing to do, and all her hair</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168359334244397056" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:42:47</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">In one long yellow string I wound
Three times her little throat around,
And strangled her. No pain felt she;</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168359832347344896" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:44:46</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I am quite sure she felt no pain.
As a shut bud that holds a bee,
I warily oped her lids: again
Laughed her blue eyes without a stain.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168360073620500480" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:45:44</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">And I untightened next the tress
About her neck; her cheek once more
Blushed bright beneath my burning kiss:</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168360292902903808" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:46:36</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I propped her head up as before,
Only, this time my shoulder bore
Her head, which droops upon it still:</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168360524881477633" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:47:31</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">The smiling rosy little head,
So glad it has its utmost will,
That all it scorned at once is fled,
And I, its love, am gained instead!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168360792813617152" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:48:35</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Porphyria's love: she guessed not how
Her darling one wish would be heard.
And thus we sit together now,</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria" style="color: #429ec6;">Porphyria's Lover</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/iloveporphyria/status/168361055557386240" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Feb 11 2012 07:49:38</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4f3690d9bfe6fd2664371e10&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/porphyria-s-lover-by-robert-browning</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/porphyria-s-lover-by-robert-browning</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:17:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bret Easton Ellis on being scary.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Some Halloween tweets from the author of American Psycho on the films and books that scare him. Read from the top down for the order in which he tweeted his thoughts.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Mon, Oct 31 2011 02:24:22</span></p><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/47/AmericanPsychoBook.jpg/200px-AmericanPsychoBook.jpg" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/47/AmericanPsychoBook.jpg/200px-AmericanPsychoBook.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/" style="color: #429ec6;">Wikimedia</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Favorite moments from 70's horror: the decapitation in The Omen and the Nancy Allen and Travolta scene in Carrie while "Heatwave" blares...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130893142818951168" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Oct 30 2011 23:25:31</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Rereading Salem's Lot: though it remained my favorite Stephen King book for years I can't believe how clunky the dialogue is. Still scary...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130895682826534912" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Oct 30 2011 23:35:37</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Cronenberg never scared me. After working with him on American Psycho I just thought of the pathos in his work. The Fly: his greatest film.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130896565266169857" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Oct 30 2011 23:39:07</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Scared: "The Exorcist" (spinal tap scene is unforgettable) and all of the deaths in "Alien" are top of the list. "Fire Walk With Me" too...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130897499501244417" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Oct 30 2011 23:42:50</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Rosemary's Baby scares me. Katherine Ross (with the black eyes) strangling herself in The Stepford Wives is scary too. Neither did as a kid.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130898830425202688" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Oct 30 2011 23:48:07</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Let's not forget Karen Black in Trilogy of Terror: THAT traumatized me as a kid and so did The Day of the Locust. That cross-eyed beauty...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130899677334872064" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Oct 30 2011 23:51:29</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Scary shit in non-horror movies: "Marathon Man" (1976); "Grizzly" (1976); Polanski's "Macbeth" (1971); horse's head in "The Godfather"...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130902984858148865" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:04:38</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Movie deaths that bothered me: the first killing in "Cruising" (1980); the strangling in "Frenzy" (1972); the stabbing in "Images" (1972).</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130903965322850305" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:08:32</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Fascinated by DePalma's "The Fury" (1978) and the deaths were remarkable but was never really scared by it. "Rollerball" (1975) got to me.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130903485314117632" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:06:37</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Deliverance (1972) was as traumatizing as The Exorcist was; especially the scene where we see the bone sticking out of Burt Reynold's leg...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130904663020146688" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:11:18</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Paul Schrader's Cat People was scary too. The arm being pulled off by the tiger was mind-blowing. Ditto: the "testing" scene in The Thing...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130905962063212544" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:16:28</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">The chainsaw shower scene in "Scarface" was harrowingly spectacular and I saw the uncut version at a screening in 1983. Also "Body Double".</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130906604114681856" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:19:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">My sister's were scared by "Audrey Rose" and would do impersonations of Anthony Hopkins. I remember "Magic" being kind of scary...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130907118554447873" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:21:03</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Best 90's horror flicks: "Saving Private Ryan" is really the scariest horror movie of that era. Nothing compares to it.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130908917998944256" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:28:12</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Best scary flicks of 1990s: The Blair Witch Project; Summer of Sam; Lost Highway; The Talented Mr. Ripley; The X-Files; deaths in Casino...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130910220535861248" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:33:23</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">90's scary flicks: Lars Von Triers "The Kingdom" and of course "The Silence of the Lambs" which I can watch over and over again...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130911833660985344" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:39:48</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Saw Night Watch on a double bill with Hell House. FREAKED me out.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130910353465942016" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:33:55</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">2000 scares: the Red Riding trilogy, The Host (Korea); The Strangers; Antichrist; No Country For Old Men; Zodiac; Bubble; United 93...</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130913902367219712" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:48:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">2000 scares: the CNN montage in "Signs"; "Joyride"; "Hannibal" (but also a comic romance); "Irreversible" (one of the worst murders ever).</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis" style="color: #429ec6;">Bret Easton Ellis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/130915889024471040" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 31 2011 00:55:54</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4eae5bc83222735609612217&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/bret-easton-ellis-on-being-scary-</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/bret-easton-ellis-on-being-scary-</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:24:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm kind of a big deal in Ipswich.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">These are the most interesting (i.e. least inane) Foursquare "I just ousted" messages that people have been "kind enough" to share with the rest of us on Twitter recently. In fact using Storify to curate even mildly interesting Foursquare updates has proved to be an exercise in futility. Having done the spadework, however, I hereby share the least bad of an awfully bad and banal bunch.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Wed, Oct 26 2011 23:06:18</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">For the uninitiated, Portman Road is the home of Ipswich Football Club. So this first tweet has the dubious honour of giving this Storify its title.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Andrew E. as the mayor of Portman Road football stadium on @foursquare! http://t.co/wukQESzJ</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Seanie_S" style="color: #429ec6;">Seanie_S</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Seanie_S/status/128740099973328896" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:50:06</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @angusb as the mayor of Vodafone on @foursquare! http://t.co/viW8KlGJ</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/rushbradshaw" style="color: #429ec6;">rushbradshaw</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/rushbradshaw/status/128742267753213953" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:58:43</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Bob B. as the mayor of Antonio Banderas on @foursquare! http://t.co/rNi1E8sY</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/DevineLines" style="color: #429ec6;">DevineLines</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/DevineLines/status/128809255645089792" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 05:24:54</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @markralphs as the mayor of Asthma UK on @foursquare! http://t.co/DuJs7xMG</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/clarebear23" style="color: #429ec6;">clarebear23</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/clarebear23/status/128808653762478080" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 05:22:30</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Josh M. as the mayor of Kangaroo Express on @foursquare! http://t.co/ZYoXPNUF</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/shawnrapuano" style="color: #429ec6;">shawnrapuano</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/shawnrapuano/status/128809079039737856" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 05:24:12</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @misyswebguy as the mayor of Village Of Woodstock on @foursquare! http://t.co/vSlmekl4</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/justine_riegel" style="color: #429ec6;">justine_riegel</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/justine_riegel/status/128809010525765632" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 05:23:55</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @tattoo55 as the mayor of The Timberland Company on @foursquare! http://t.co/vGe55ENl</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/moosegirl15" style="color: #429ec6;">moosegirl15</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/moosegirl15/status/128809091068993536" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 05:24:15</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @swiithearts as the mayor of La Mei Zi Steamboat on @foursquare! http://t.co/WaYyTyra</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/annisthenewpink" style="color: #429ec6;">annisthenewpink</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/annisthenewpink/status/128789136365727744" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 04:04:57</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">The best email I have received all day, "You've just been ousted as the mayor of Lucas County Family Court!" Thanks @Foursquare! lol</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/DelightfulToni" style="color: #429ec6;">DelightfulToni</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/DelightfulToni/status/128528399936389121" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Oct 24 2011 10:48:53</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @joe_moo as the mayor of TK Islam Mujahidin - Kids Playground on @foursquare! http://t.co/gxb1ox4p</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/pontiviana" style="color: #429ec6;">pontiviana</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/pontiviana/status/128742234332987392" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:58:35</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Denise W. as the mayor of Waitrose on @foursquare! http://t.co/SGEXRBMQ</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/parboo" style="color: #429ec6;">parboo</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/parboo/status/128741339734085632" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:55:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Mauricio A. as the mayor of The Jungle on @foursquare! http://t.co/m0hj5cQM</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/AllOverQ" style="color: #429ec6;">AllOverQ</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/AllOverQ/status/128741399377100800" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:55:16</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Apad F. as the mayor of The Best Ramly Burger Stall In The World on @foursquare! http://t.co/T1mXtWCs</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Asyraf135" style="color: #429ec6;">Asyraf135</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Asyraf135/status/128740976205373440" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:53:35</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Richard A. as the mayor of Green &amp; Black's on @foursquare! http://t.co/dCvRPmqD</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Efisci" style="color: #429ec6;">Efisci</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Efisci/status/128740470783361024" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:51:34</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @kavdee as the mayor of Kung Food on @foursquare! http://t.co/70BNW4bQ</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/shrutideora" style="color: #429ec6;">shrutideora</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/shrutideora/status/128740303346737152" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:50:54</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Eder A. as the mayor of Kenny Rogers Roasters (UG SM City Iloilo) on @foursquare! http://t.co/q0KQcn2v</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/thenewLEW" style="color: #429ec6;">thenewLEW</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/thenewLEW/status/128739791201239040" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:48:52</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted Haidee E. as the mayor of Sir Bobby Robson Bridge on @foursquare! http://t.co/1T0BLrez</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Seanie_S" style="color: #429ec6;">Seanie_S</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Seanie_S/status/128739702047129601" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:48:31</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I just ousted @miltonjunior as the mayor of Philip Morris Brasil - Unidade 2 on @foursquare! http://t.co/ZOWx7ayi</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kleiton_reis" style="color: #429ec6;">kleiton_reis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kleiton_reis/status/128741139623854080" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Oct 25 2011 00:54:14</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">FFS.</div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4ea66d1559a7188b600112c0&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/im-kind-of-a-big-deal-in-ipswich</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/im-kind-of-a-big-deal-in-ipswich</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:47:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short, alternative marital guide courtesy of @Betfairpoker]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;"></p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Wed, Oct 26 2011 23:25:02</span></p><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by pretending you are a cold, emotionless robot, devoid of any form of feelings.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124885542918832128" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 09:33:28</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by trying a bit harder.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124877960292474880" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 09:03:20</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by doing a role-play in which you and your partner are two happy, sexually compatible people.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124877049159626753" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 08:59:43</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by briefly turning off Twitter.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124805570833301504" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 04:15:41</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by blocking out your crippling fear of your own mortality.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124803680380788736" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 04:08:10</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by covering yourself in paprika.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124802522299895808" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 04:03:34</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by pretending you are making love to someone other than the person you are making love to.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124802153192755200" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 04:02:06</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">TIP: Spice up your love life by pretending you are enjoying yourself.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker" style="color: #429ec6;">Betfairpoker</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Betfairpoker/status/124790726654570496" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Oct 14 2011 03:16:42</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4e98633ca455cfab415651b2&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/short-alternative-marital-guide-courtesy-of-betfai</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/short-alternative-marital-guide-courtesy-of-betfai</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 16:36:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[@ReallyVirtual versus @pippasass - the brave, crazy new world of Twitter]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">It's all kicking off and crossing over on Twitter just now.  The man (Sohaib Athar - aka @ReallyVirtual) who unwittingly live-tweeted the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden has become the focus of a huge amount of journalistic and populist attention - attention that he is not necessarily enjoying. Meanwhile a spoof Twitter account purporting to represent the views of Philippa Middleton's behind is being affected by the story that @ReallyVirtual inadvertently broke. None of us had heard of either on Thursday. Now they are (tenuously) linked international Twitter superstars.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Thu, Oct 27 2011 01:58:20</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Little did Mr Athar know what he was letting himself in for when he starting tweeting about the sights and sounds outside his house.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">A huge window shaking bang here in Abbottabad Cantt. I hope its not the start of something nasty :-S</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64783440226168832" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 13:09:10</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@kashaziz technically, it is unidentified until identified, and it is a flying object, so year, why the hell not, we have seen weirder stuff</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64797406323154944" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 14:04:40</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">And the tragic irony is that he moved to Abbottabad from Lahore to get away from the craziness of modern Pakistan.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@raihak Funny, moving to Abbottabad was part of the 'being safe' strategy</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64795626499604483" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 13:57:35</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">And all of a sudden he's the centre of global attention...</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @rolandsmartin:  read timeline of @reallyvirtual. He dnt realize it, he was live tweeting the military op 2 take out bin Laden!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TweetinGrandma" style="color: #429ec6;">TweetinGrandma</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TweetinGrandma/status/64958217784008704" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, May 02 2011 00:43:40</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@ReallyVirtual is adding followers in thousands...   any sponsors  ? #binladen</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/sappiani" style="color: #429ec6;">sappiani</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/sappiani/status/64958215921741824" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, May 02 2011 00:43:40</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The realisation of what's happening to him suddenly dawns...</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64912440353234944" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 21:41:46</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@ReallyVirtual put on your seatbelt &amp; enjoy the ride!!  Thanks for your intell.... however inadvertent it may have been.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/draftmal298899" style="color: #429ec6;">draftmal298899</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/draftmal298899/status/64958158128414722" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, May 02 2011 00:43:26</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Initially he doesn't necessarily enjoy the attention.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">For the people who are trying to email me to reach me, I simply can't filter out the notifications from the emails :-(</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64940496463724544" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 23:33:15</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Interesting, I didn't think my name would trend on twtter before releasing a couple of rock albums and a few award-winning software....</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64938561320919040" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 23:25:34</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I am JUST a tweeter, awake at the time of the crash. Not many twitter users in Abbottabad, these guys are more into facebook. That's all.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64931568094953472" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 22:57:46</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Uh oh, time to log out of Skype, this is insane</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64928726739202048" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 22:46:29</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Ok, I give up. I can't read all the @ mentions so I'll stop trying.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64925589223649280" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 22:34:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@saidation People who dream about twitter follower counts need a shrink, seriously</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64929836602359808" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, May 01 2011 22:50:54</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Latterly it looks like he's deciding to embrace the madness, tweeting on-the-spot context to his new-found audience. The comment thread on this Twitpic image pretty much captures the immediate mood on Twitter, which is a combination of giddy excitement and more sombre reflection.</div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64927163761168384" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/large/4s8nfq" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>For the curious, here is life in abbottabad two minutes ago  http://twitpic.com/4s8nfq</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual" style="color: #429ec6;">ReallyVirtual</a></div></div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4dbe5f44cb796e860b000375&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/reallyvirtual-versus-pippasass-the-brave-crazy-new</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/reallyvirtual-versus-pippasass-the-brave-crazy-new</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 08:21:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Young Scot Changing Perceptions - The Stephen Fry effect]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Working with our sister PR agency, Stripe, Blonde created a short film for Young Scot that is designed to challenge head on the often ill-informed negative perceptions of young people in Scotland.

The profile of the film received a significant boost when Stephen Fry kindly shared the YouTube link on Twitter.

This Storify summary shows what happened in the immediate aftermath of that tweet.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Thu, Oct 27 2011 02:12:36</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Firstly here's the film itself.</div><div class="element video" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; width: 400px;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YEyyVQga3jM?wmode=transparent&amp;showinfo=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" style="display: block;"></iframe><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; padding-top: 5px;"><span>Changing Perceptions</span> · 
<a style="color: #429ec6;">allanscot1985</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">And here's the "firestarter" tweet from Mr Fry...</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of young people. Join the debate. http://t.co/AuGdJaf #changingperception</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/stephenfry" style="color: #429ec6;">stephenfry</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/60735474137956353" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 09:04:00</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">...which generated a significant ripple effect in terms of retweets, a sample of which are included below.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Like. Lots!  RT @stephenfry: Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of young people. http://tinyurl.com/4xrmorq</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/tartancat" style="color: #429ec6;">tartancat</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/tartancat/status/60833977782632449" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 15:35:25</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @stephenfry -  Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of young people. Join the debate. http://... http://bit.ly/i245J6</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/DarrenHarford" style="color: #429ec6;">DarrenHarford</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/DarrenHarford/status/60766657756401664" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 11:07:54</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @stephenfry: Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of youths. Join the debate. http://t.co/AuGdJaf #changingperception</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/wheniwasaworm" style="color: #429ec6;">wheniwasaworm</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/wheniwasaworm/status/60750596671680512" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 10:04:05</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @stephenfry: Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of young people. Join the debate. http://t.co/AuGdJaf</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/singingtutor" style="color: #429ec6;">singingtutor</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/singingtutor/status/60747831404793856" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 09:53:06</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @stephenfry: Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of youths. Join the debate. http://t.co/AuGdJaf #changingperception</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Pyris" style="color: #429ec6;">Pyris</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Pyris/status/60742988560740352" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 09:33:51</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @Louisemac: RT @stephenfry: Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of young people.  http://tinyurl.com/4xrmorq  &lt;- ACE!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/stormid" style="color: #429ec6;">stormid</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/stormid/status/60742783056621568" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 09:33:02</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Really very good. RT @stephenfry: Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of young people. http://tinyurl.com/4xrmorq</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/LukePollard" style="color: #429ec6;">LukePollard</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/LukePollard/status/60737596011196416" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 09:12:25</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @stephenfry Young Scot has created a video to change perceptions of young people Join the debate http://t.co/AuGdJaf #changingperception</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/DarrenDryburgh" style="color: #429ec6;">DarrenDryburgh</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/DarrenDryburgh/status/60737569809371137" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 09:12:19</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The screengrab below, featuring YouTube's own statistics tool, clearly shows the immediate, significant uplift in views resulting from the Stephen Fry tweet and associated ripple effect.</div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/philadams1/5639636901" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5269/5639636901_6746ebc974.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>Young Scot Changing Perceptions film - the Stephen Fry effect</span> · 
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/philadams1/5639636901" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil Adams1</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Or maybe this wasn't a Stephen Fry on Twitter effect at all.<br /><br />Maybe it was the SNP on Facebook...</div><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">What's your perception of young people in Scotland?</p><div class="meta">— <a style="color: #429ec6;">Scottish National Party (SNP)</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=201651143208520&amp;id=77249349077" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 20 2011 15:04:10</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4dafeb700501362b75039259&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/young-scot-changing-perceptions-the-stephen-fry-ef</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/young-scot-changing-perceptions-the-stephen-fry-ef</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 09:53:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Will Teenage Despair be Lynx's Waterloo (Wife Beater)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">User imagery can be (much) more powerful than advertising. Just ask Stella Artois. A beer superbrand that was propelled to number one status by elegant, evocative, "premium" advertising. But latterly it's a brand that has been a victim of its own success. Success has earned Stella the dubious distinction of being the "definitive" binge drinking brand. And it has picked up unfortunate and hard to shake off monikers such as "Wife Beater" and "Bed Wetter".

A very quick and dirty Storify search suggests that, if it's not very careful, Lynx deodorant may be destined for a similar victim-of-success fate. It may not have reached a Wife Beater style tipping point just yet, but it could easily become the definitive teenage angst brand. And much as no self respecting beer drinker wants to be seen as a wife beater, no self-respecting teenage boy wants to be branded as angst-ridden through his choice of deodorant.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/phil_adams" style="color: #429ec6;">Phil_Adams</a> · 
<span>Thu, Oct 27 2011 14:06:12</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Stella is firmly branded as "Wife Beater" all over the internet... in words and pictures.</div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackstoneuk/5587854775" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5096/5587854775_48c4bd0852.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>Wife Beater</span> · 
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackstoneuk/5587854775" style="color: #429ec6;">Blackstone Photography UK</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">That has got to be the worst hangover I've ever had. Never again am I drinking "wife beater" (aka Stella) = what a killer!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kristiekinghorn" style="color: #429ec6;">kristiekinghorn</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kristiekinghorn/status/54610458891665408" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Apr 03 2011 11:25:22</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">And typing "Lynx teenage" into Storify opens a similar set of unfortunate digital floodgates.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @MyNamEisEdd: #failedslogans Lynx - The scent of teenage despair</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Judithkinghorn" style="color: #429ec6;">Judithkinghorn</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Judithkinghorn/status/55333946052968448" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Apr 05 2011 11:20:15</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dumbledad/3485151231" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3299/3485151231_8c611ef2f7.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>Guess who has a teenage son?</span> · 
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dumbledad/3485151231" style="color: #429ec6;">dumbledad</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Forgot to bring new shower gel to the shower. Only thing available was someone elses Lynx Africa gel. Now smell like a desperate teenage boy</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/feather_brain" style="color: #429ec6;">feather_brain</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/feather_brain/status/54516109243723776" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Apr 03 2011 05:10:27</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fizzkitten/461789930" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/461789930_d987ddf3a3.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>lynx: official cat of teenage boy's bedrooms</span> · 
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fizzkitten/461789930" style="color: #429ec6;">RellyAB</a></div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#failedslogans Lynx - The scent of teenage despair</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/MyNamEisEdd" style="color: #429ec6;">MyNamEisEdd</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/MyNamEisEdd/status/54278296329928704" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Apr 02 2011 13:25:28</a></div></blockquote><div class="element link" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; padding: 10px 10px 5px; border: 1px solid #ddd; max-width: 500px; overflow: hidden;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lynx-For-that-cheap-teenage-smell-of-desperation/359862031291?v=info" title="Welcome to a Facebook Page about Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation. Join Facebook to start connecting with Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation." class="thumbnail" style="color: #429ec6; display: block; float: right; padding: 0 0 5px 10px;"><img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71157_359862031291_5344452_n.jpg" alt="Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation." style="display: block; width: 100px;" /></a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lynx-For-that-cheap-teenage-smell-of-desperation/359862031291?v=info" title="Welcome to a Facebook Page about Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation. Join Facebook to start connecting with Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation." class="title" style="color: #429ec6;">Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation.</a><div class="description" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;">Welcome to a Facebook Page about Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation. Join Facebook to start connecting with Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desperation.</div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">RT @MyNamEisEdd: #failedslogans Lynx - The scent of teenage despair</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/zettel_" style="color: #429ec6;">zettel_</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/zettel_/status/54278764733009920" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Apr 02 2011 13:27:20</a></div></blockquote><div class="element link" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; padding: 10px 10px 5px; border: 1px solid #ddd; max-width: 500px; overflow: hidden;"><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/presenttense/2008/04/01/the-lynx-effect-possibly-exaggerated/" title="The Lynx billboards tell us that the deodorant is as tempting as chocolate. The TV commercials feature a chocolate man having bits of him bitten off by fine-looking young ladies. Previous ads told us that a spray of Lynx Africa would send supermodels into orgasmic eruption.
Lynx: something teenage boys use to mask the fact they [...]" class="thumbnail" style="color: #429ec6; display: block; float: right; padding: 0 0 5px 10px;"><img src="http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/presenttense/files/2008/04/lynx.jpg" alt="Present Tense - The Lynx effect: possibly exaggerated" style="display: block; width: 100px;" /></a><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/presenttense/2008/04/01/the-lynx-effect-possibly-exaggerated/" title="The Lynx billboards tell us that the deodorant is as tempting as chocolate. The TV commercials feature a chocolate man having bits of him bitten off by fine-looking young ladies. Previous ads told us that a spray of Lynx Africa would send supermodels into orgasmic eruption.
Lynx: something teenage boys use to mask the fact they [...]" class="title" style="color: #429ec6;">Present Tense - The Lynx effect: possibly exaggerated</a><div class="description" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;">The Lynx billboards tell us that the deodorant is as tempting as chocolate. The TV commercials feature a chocolate man having bits of him bitten off by fine-looking young ladies. Previous ads told us that a spray of Lynx Africa would send supermodels into orgasmic eruption.
Lynx: something teenage boys use to mask the fact they [...]</div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">These comments and images aren't necessarily being posted into teenage spaces, but how long before they spill over?</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Just saw a teenage boy using a car wing mirror to spray Lynx into his hair. Interesting.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/katebritabroad" style="color: #429ec6;">katebritabroad</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/katebritabroad/status/54117458709184514" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Apr 02 2011 02:46:22</a></div></blockquote><div class="element link" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; padding: 10px 10px 5px; border: 1px solid #ddd; max-width: 500px; overflow: hidden;"><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2006/mar/24/schools.uk3" title="Teachers forced to open windows as 13-year-old boys douse themselves in Lynx deodorant." class="title" style="color: #429ec6;">Teachers bemoan curse of the 'Lynx effect' | Education | guardian.co.uk</a><div class="description" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;">Teachers forced to open windows as 13-year-old boys douse themselves in Lynx deodorant.</div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">I bet that this user imagery has been the subject of more than one angst-ridden (thirty something angst rather than teenage) strategy session at Lynx HQ.</div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=4d9c1e49cc16c61c2700a865&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fphil_adams" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/phil_adams/will-teenage-despair-be-lynxs-waterloo-wife-beater</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/phil_adams/will-teenage-despair-be-lynxs-waterloo-wife-beater</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil_Adams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 08:35:33 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>