Mr. Steve Carell

Storified by Mike Getz · Sat, Feb 25 2012 05:47:46

I am in.

— Steve Carell · Thu, Feb 23 2012 07:49:14

First order of business: I will not be doing any "That's What She Said" jokes. It's just too hard for me...

— Steve Carell · Fri, Feb 24 2012 11:52:21

It just won't leave me satisfied.

— Steve Carell · Fri, Feb 24 2012 11:59:21

I'm sorry. I don't have it in me.

— Steve Carell · Fri, Feb 24 2012 12:03:09

I don't think that I can keep this up.

— Steve Carell · Fri, Feb 24 2012 12:07:54

Initial Reaction Summary

Storified by Mike Getz · Sat, Feb 25 2012 05:52:48

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A collection of the stupidest things ever said, in the history of mankind.

Storified by Mike Getz · Thu, Feb 23 2012 12:20:01

"Yeah, me dad told me about it. When he found out that I was into monkeys, he said, 'Oh, Bennie thumped one.'" ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Thu, Feb 23 2012 11:01:01

@rickygervais @wbs66 But really, who can say? "How would I know which one I was?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN6XPoMD7hk

— Karl Pilkington · Thu, Feb 23 2012 10:49:34

"Look at the fuss we made over that fella who came up with the Dyson vac. Everyone was like, ‘He’s up there with Einstein!’ Well he’s not!"

— Karl Pilkington · Thu, Feb 23 2012 10:41:56

"Treat the world like a head.” ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Tue, Feb 21 2012 13:05:37

"When someone's annoyed me, you kind of get a bit of an adrenaline thing, and then that keeps me happy. I'm quite happy moaning." ~ Karl

— Karl Pilkington · Tue, Feb 21 2012 09:23:06

"You always get a little snidey one." ~ Karl Pilkington on twins

— Karl Pilkington · Mon, Feb 20 2012 11:51:04

"Today’s cure is tomorrow’s headache." ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Sat, Feb 18 2012 11:21:00

“...but it’s all about ‘a gorilla and a fox are walking thru the woods.’ How often does that happen?” ~ Karl on Aesop's fables

— Karl Pilkington · Thu, Feb 16 2012 15:43:04

"A problem solved is a problem caused." ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Thu, Feb 16 2012 12:05:11

"Were you a tall baby?" ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Thu, Feb 16 2012 09:41:14

"Now sometimes I don’t know if I feel well. Because I’ve been in my body for years." ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Wed, Feb 15 2012 20:49:55

“Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don’t see that in the brochures.” ~ Karl Pilkington, while visiting the Pyramids.

— Karl Pilkington · Wed, Feb 15 2012 14:55:04

"We can’t even say, get rid of that, we won’t be needing it. Smallpox. We’ll keep it just in case. Get rid of it!" ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Wed, Feb 15 2012 11:20:03

Ricky: "You are the strangest man on the planet." Karl: "You haven't been to China."

— Karl Pilkington · Wed, Feb 15 2012 10:07:23

“If you leave something somewhere, something will sit on it.” ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Tue, Feb 14 2012 18:17:18

"I don't really do all that. It's just, the problem is, if you do it once they expect it every year." ~ Karl on V Day http://bit.ly/ABhjQ2

— Karl Pilkington · Tue, Feb 14 2012 13:43:04

"I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff." ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Sun, Feb 12 2012 15:18:41

"Once you've got something, that leads to otherness." ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Sat, Feb 11 2012 11:12:24

"A dog has got human eyes." ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Fri, Feb 10 2012 11:59:25

"We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat." ~ Karl Pilkington

— Karl Pilkington · Thu, Feb 09 2012 15:22:00