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Episode 11: Finale (Part 1)

Karsh — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 02:21:58 GMT

Storified by Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 19:21:58

And then there were three. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:00:47

Karsh: The designers have four days to put together five looks in a mini-collection.

This episode is already putting me to sl...*zzzzzzzzzzz* #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:08:00

Karsh: Insert montage of "I should win because..." snippets from the finalists. Good God.

Take a shot every time you hear some iteration of "I should win" this episode. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:09:57

By now, you should already be drunk. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:10:09

Eh, Mondo does this every week. Hates what he got, pulls out something amazing. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:18:00

Who is this woman again? I know she's been a judge, but I don't know her. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:21:00

Karsh: Georgina something-or-other. Anyway, more fretting over designs, blah blah blah. Mondo is in a mood, so they all go out to eat.

I don't care about seeing them EAT. Sew!! #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:23:18

What is this, The Hills? #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:23:28

Be grateful this show is only 60 minutes. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:35:12

Here's the "twist" -- use their old scrap fabric from past challenges to make a sixth look, and use an eliminated designer for help.
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:42:06

God, that was boring. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 15 2012 18:59:40

Karsh: This is quite possibly the MOST BORING Project Runway finale ever. Just end it already.

American Idol: Finalists Compete

Karsh — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 02:05:20 GMT

This week's theme is songs from the years the contestants were born. 1983 to 1995. Now I feel old.

Storified by Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 19:05:20

Well so much for Go Down Moses. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:00:59

Examiner

Karsh: Ryan starts off saying that one of the finalists has been removed from the competition. He doesn't mention who, but we all know.

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http://Will.i.am is back mentoring? Electric Gumby strikes again! #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:04:03

First up, Phillip Phillips, who will probably win American Idol if Idol keeps with their white-guy-playing-guitar record. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:05:09

Comcast

Karsh: I'd be remiss if I didn't mention he looks pretty hot in HD. #heyboo Next up, Jessica Sanchez.

Ibtimes

Born in 1995. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:13:27

Karsh: And I'm turning 31 this year. I don't feel old though, but still. I was 15 when she was born.

"You're a swaggernaut." No. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:14:40

Jessica is feeling herself tonight. A little too screamy. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:15:42

Uh huh judges. But if she only sings ballads, then you'll say she needs to get out of her comfort zone. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:18:51

Karsh: Next up, Heejun Han.

Bumpshack

1989...Richard Marx...I'm guessing it's another ballad. Probably "Right Here Waiting". #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 14 2012 17:24:38

Episode 16: Peaches And Screams

Karsh — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 03:51:58 GMT

A subdued episode, except for Peter and Mallory's childish bickering. And as usual, Sheree grasps for relevancy.

Storified by Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 20:51:58

Sweetie keeps talking, she's gonna end up catching the whip. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:03:10

BlogSpot

Run for freedom, Sweetie! #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:03:41

"That's your gal, not mine." NOT GAL. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:04:03

She is kind, she is smart, she is playing Kim for a fool. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:04:27

Phaedra: "Dying is as much a part of life as being born." #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:06:40

BravoTV

Meanwhile, Uncle Ben and Cynthia are planning their one year...something. Anniversary? OK. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:09:00

BravoTV

Karsh: Peter asks Cynthia for $1000 extra to plan their one year anniversary party. Something don't smell right about that.

Peter spending up all of Cynthia's money. Remember Uptown? #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:10:15

So her hairdresser is another servant of Kim's? I'm not understanding this. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:17:55

Myspacecdn

Karsh: Kim's not understanding this either.

Who DOESN'T make and sell bead bracelets in Atlanta now? Geez. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:19:22

Mal ain't having it. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:20:07

Cynthia (to Mal): "Did you just call my husband an asshole?" #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:21:07

Oh, so now Gregg is back in the picture. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:25:51

And Bryson is out of jail and can't explain stealing those cheap razors. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:26:15

As expected, it's going in one ear and out of the other. Bryson ain't learned nothing. #rhoa
— Karsh · Sun, Mar 11 2012 18:28:09

Episode 10: Let's Get Down to Business

Karsh — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 02:59:05 GMT

Good lord, is this shit OVER WITH YET?

Storified by Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:59:05

3 men and a Kenley. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:01:16

Wordpress

Karsh: The designers are working with the business side of fashion, which includes meeting with Nanette Lepore and using a very minimal budget ($30-$60).

Lord, Mondo is sketching Lucky Charms instead of a design. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:06:24

Karsh: Kenley pops off some BS about how a designer should know how to sketch, which Mondo takes offense to.

Catfight! #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:09:31

Joanna wants to wear a bra with a dress, damnit! #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:13:04

Pull it together, Mondo! #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:18:29

Joanna said she don't want her boobs knocking around like balls in a Newton's cradle. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:21:01

Wikimedia

Joanna and Nanette don't look impressed with anyone's work. Can't blame 'em. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:23:47

Kenley's dress is nice, but the judges have seen it. We've all seen it. Mostly on Zooey Deschanel. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:33:53

Karsh: Runway time! Le yawn.

Austin's would be nice if it wasn't so rumply in the front.
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:41:05

Michael's is yawn. Mondo's look really good. Kenley should get slammed for that same silhouette. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:42:23

Of course Kenley doesn't take advice. Y'all knew that when you brought her back. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 18:49:53

Karsh: Mondo is the winner! Which...DUH.

American Idol: Finalists Compete

Karsh — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 03:06:22 GMT

The boys and girls "pay tribute" to Stevie's and Whitney's songs. Some of them just paid it.

Storified by Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 19:06:22

The top 13 perform tonight, and it's the 400th episode #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:02:29

Examiner

Karsh: Tonight, the urchins sing the songs of the late great Whitney Houston (the girls) and the magnificent Stevie Wonder (the boys).

I don't think we can call what these girls are going to do to Whitney's songs a "tribute". #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:04:15

And Mary is coaching? Ch... #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:05:01

Karsh: Mary J. "No More Drama" Blige. Joshua Ledet is up first singing "I Wish".

Usatoday

Joshua's LIMMMMMMP wrist. Get it boy. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:06:10

And Joshua pretty much sails on through to next week. No contest. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:07:15

WTF is Randy wearing though? Fur collar? Glittery Perler bead broach? #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:08:17

It's pretty much downhill from here, y'all. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:12:07

So this is my thing. The judges EVISCERATE a girl when she sings a Whitney song badly. So how is this a tribute? #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:14:30

They're pretty much setting them up for failure. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:15:34

Elise Tostitos (or whatever her name is) sounds wretched. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:16:28

Wetpaint

Karsh: Elise Testone. She's singing "I'm Your Baby Tonight."

Tostitos? Tostones? Toaster oven? #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:16:47

"I don't think this was your best." I have a feeling we'll be hearing that a LOT tonight. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:18:22

Elise Toaster Streudel is NOT helping her case right now. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:20:03

And we have 23 more singers to go! #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Mar 07 2012 17:21:00

Episode 7: Dragazines

Karsh — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 02:32:31 GMT

Also known as Jiggly's Last Stand. Or Split.

Storified by Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 19:32:31

Drag Race Tiiiiime. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:00:17

Logotv

Get out your library cards! #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:03:29

As expected, Phi Phi sucks at reading, but excels at shit-talking. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:05:05

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Karsh: Welp.

No one has really *read* Latrice, which is probably for the best. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:06:17

LMAO! Latrice did that. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:09:37

If Jiggly plays it serious...bottom two. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:10:30

Dida is probably going to do something wack too because she overthinks it. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:15:32

Karsh: Chicken of the month?

5 Gs please. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:16:05

Chicken of the month? Sounds like a Reader's Digest feature. *zzz* #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:16:49

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I prefer Editor-in-Queef. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:17:37

Even Ru is like "Girl, really?" Bye Jiggly. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:19:07

Oh hai Jonathan Clay Harris. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:24:33

"I want it to be a sexy magazine. But with chicken." #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:24:45

Dida really thinks she's doing some innovative, out-of-the-box shit. IT'S CHICKEN. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:25:01

Phi Phi's makeup is looking better. Kenya must've left her some tips. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 12 2012 18:28:19

Episode 6: Float Your Boat

Karsh — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 01:53:11 GMT

It's all about pride this week.

Storified by Karsh · Thu, Mar 08 2012 17:53:11

Drag Race time! #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 17:59:35

LogoTV

"You sent both the Puerto Rican girls home!" I'm ret' for Milan to GO. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:02:33

RuPaul's Drag Race Tumblr - Lip Sync for Your Life · lipsyncforyourlife

Dem titties. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:04:28

OK for spitting out on the crowd. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:06:46

Karsh: Shit-talking Phi Phi started twerking and her boobs AND her hair flew off. WOMP.

Karma for dat ass, Phi Phi. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:07:16

RuPaul's Drag Race Tumblr - Lip Sync for Your Life · lipsyncforyourlife

Big Girl Split Activated! #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:08:01

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Drumroll Please.. · lipsyncforyourlife

Jiggly: "I swallowed glitter." William: "You've swallowed worse." #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:16:24

Jiggly is half-assing this challenge. #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:17:10

Karsh: Willam stays referencing Sex and the City, so I had to dig through the archives and find out where she was, exactly. Behold!

Tumblr

A flashback to the future...? #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:18:56

Willam: "The hardest part about this challenge is not telling everyone I'm gonna win." #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:27:38

Sharon: "I have dignity looks and paycheck looks." #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:28:59

Actually, Willam's pulling a Tyra Sanchez right now. Season 2 wedding challenge. Remember that? #rpdr
— Karsh · Mon, Mar 05 2012 18:30:22

Episode 9: When I Get My Dress in Lights

Karsh — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 03:01:09 GMT

The designers use light to create their latest runway frocks. Pharrell is the guest judge.

Storified by Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 19:01:09

Just five people left. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:02:24

Isaacmizrahiny

Lighting + avant garde? Basically, reject Tron-inspired couture. And Pharrell is the guest judge. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:03:38

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Hopefully Kenley loses. Mainly because I don't like her, but also because her polka dots won't be tolerated by the judges. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:05:11

They are all over the place with these descriptions. "A fantasy." "Liquid electricity." #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:10:55

Mondo (to Kenley): "You've really stretched yourself this time." She hasn't. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:11:42

Joanna is not impressed with putting tape on fabric. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:21:38

Austin's getting the loser's edit. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:25:23

Karsh: Ten minutes without a tweet. This episode (hell, this show) is le boring. But it's runway time!

I'm really not a fan of anyone's dress except...Kenley's. Wasn't expecting that. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:44:15

Gawkerassets

Yeah, I don't see it for Jerell, and Kenley might win this one. #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:49:50

Karsh: Austin won. Meh. Jerrell and Michael are in the bottom two.

Really? Huh. *shrug* #prallstars
— Karsh · Thu, Mar 01 2012 18:57:25

Karsh: I'll be honest; I'm finding it hard to decide if I want to continue recapping this show until the end just to see Mondo win. Because he will win.

American Idol: Semifinalist Girls Perform

Karsh — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 02:51:42 GMT

Harpo, who 'dese women?

Storified by Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 18:51:42

I predict some horrible performances tonight. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:00:44

Blindgossip

I don't remember any of these White girls. I remember Jessica Sanchez though. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:04:20

Mtv

Karsh: Chelsea Sorrell is up first. Don't remember her.

*mute* #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:06:07

Karsh: I really did put the TV on mute. I heard a little bit of her singing, but I wasn't impressed. Neither were the judges.

Idol is really trying to sell these girls. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:15:43

Karsh: Next up, Erika Van Pelt singing "What About Love" from Heart.

Bumpshack

I figured someone would sing something from Heart. If another girl sings "Alone", I won't be surprised. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:18:52

Also, I now associate "What About Love" with Swiffer. So there's that. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:19:24

Karsh: Next up, Jen Hirsh singing.......FUCKING ADELE.

Adele needs to put a moratorium on these wack-ass renditions. Also, we already heard Lauren Grey turn this song inside out. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:25:57

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Booooooooooo. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:26:29

Jen Hirsh and that struggle ass dress are going home tomorrow. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:28:56

Karsh: Next up: Brielle Von Hugel. Don't remember her.

My notes for all the girls so far: don't remember her. #idol
— Karsh · Wed, Feb 29 2012 17:31:34

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American Idol: Seminfinalist Boys Perform

Karsh — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 03:01:33 GMT

Who will American Idol bring back as the 13th boy?

Storified by Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 19:01:33

The new American Idol stage is real X Factor-ish. #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:02:47

Zap2it

Karsh: Reed Grimm is up first. His performance is...jerky.

This Robin Thick wannabe performance of "Moves Like Jagger"... #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:06:56

Torbit

Karsh: It looks like it hurts.

90% of that performance is him just dancing around the stage. #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:07:52

I swear Randy Jackson gets dressed in the dark. #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:14:11

Listentoleon

Karsh: Scooped up from a Randy Jackson fire sale. TRUE STORY BRO.

Next up, Adam Brock singing Aretha Franklin's "Think".

Bumpshack

White people, please stop calling yourselves "White Chocolate". Do it for Black History Month, at least. #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:15:20

BlogSpot

Karsh: Technically, white chocolate ain't even chocolate. It's cocoa butter.

Adam is OK. Not great. Just OK. Simon would call it karaoke. #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:16:27

SOUL PATROL! Oh wait... #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:17:04

Timeinc

Karsh: Faces from the milk carton. (Season 5 American Idol winner Taylor Hicks.)

Adam has a yellow hanky in his right back pocket. I hate that I know what that means. Damn you hanky code! #idol
— Karsh · Tue, Feb 28 2012 17:18:00

Gay Hanky Codes