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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Daily Dot · Storify]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Daily Dot is the hometown newspaper of the World Wide Web.]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot</link><generator>NodeJS RSS Module</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:21:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://storify.com/rss/dailydot" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Friends, supporters congratulate Jason Collins]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Jason Collins is the first active male athlete in a major U.S. team sport to reveal he is gay. Friends and supporters offered their congratulations on Twitter.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:57:09</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Collins wasn't kidding around when he tweeted about a big week Monday morning.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Played golf for the 1st time since Oct on Sun. I broke 100 and had a birdie. Great way to relax before the start of a big week.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/jasoncollins34" style="color: #429ec6;">Jason Collins</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/jasoncollins34/status/328858514992791552" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:09:14</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">His story appeared on <i>Sports Illustrated</i>&nbsp;and spread like wildfire on Twitter Monday.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">"I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay," - Jason Collins http://bit.ly/12J9el5</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/SInow" style="color: #429ec6;">Sports Illustrated</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/SInow/status/328887819886002177" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 08:05:41</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/328894986529673216" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJB1Tk2CIAIA2kW.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>Here is this week's @sinow cover featuring @jasoncollins34: http://pic.twitter.com/PL4lu9WXqQ (ht: @si_vault).</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/richarddeitsch" style="color: #429ec6;">Richard Deitsch</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Friends, fans, and supporters of equal rights lines up to offer Collins their congratulations and backing. Chelsea Clinton was a classmate of Collins at Stanford.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Very proud of my friend Jason Collins for having the strength &amp; courage to be the first openly gay player in the NBA. bit.ly/ZLei9F</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton" style="color: #429ec6;">Chelsea Clinton</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/328887909522489344" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 08:06:02</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I'm proud to call Jason Collins a friend. http://wjcf.co/154piCi</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/billclinton" style="color: #429ec6;">Bill Clinton</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/billclinton/status/328903861307838464" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:09:25</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/328895436389756928" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJB4qCaCMAASNXU.png" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>Bill Clinton: I have known Jason Collins since he was Chelsea's classmate and friend at Stanford. http://pic.twitter.com/Nck6ACudWR</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews" style="color: #429ec6;">BuzzFeed News</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">NBA Commissioner David Stern issued a statement via&nbsp;@NBA:</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">NBA Commissioner David Stern statement re: Washington Wizards center Jason Collins announcement today: (1/4)</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NBA" style="color: #429ec6;">NBA</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NBA/status/328902203379175425" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:02:50</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">“As Adam Silver and I said to Jason, we have known the Collins family since Jason and Jarron joined the NBA in 2001 (2/4)</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NBA" style="color: #429ec6;">NBA</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NBA/status/328902277303775233" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:03:08</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">and they have been exemplary members of the NBA family. Jason has been a widely respected player and teammate throughout (3/4)</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NBA" style="color: #429ec6;">NBA</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NBA/status/328902367657472000" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:03:29</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">his career and we are proud he has assumed the leadership mantle on this very important issue.” #NBAFamily (4/4)</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NBA" style="color: #429ec6;">NBA</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NBA/status/328902429078855682" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:03:44</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">John Amaechi, a former NBA player who came out after his retirement, lauded Collins.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Congratulations to Jason - society couldn't hope for a more eloquent &amp; positive role model: buff.ly/10OvOMd</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/JohnAmaechi" style="color: #429ec6;">John Amaechi OBE</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/JohnAmaechi/status/328891585339203585" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 08:20:39</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Minnesota&nbsp;Vikings punter and marriage equality activist Chris Kluwe was also among those to offer&nbsp;his congratulations.&nbsp;</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Big kudos to @JasonCollins34. Living proof that your sexuality has nothing to do with your athletic ability. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-gay-nba-player/?mobile=no#all #salute</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft" style="color: #429ec6;">Chris Kluwe</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft/status/328903223161262083" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:06:53</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Proud of @jasoncollins34. Don't suffocate who u r because of the ignorance of others #courage #support #mambaarmystandup #BYOU</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kobebryant" style="color: #429ec6;">Kobe Bryant</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kobebryant/status/328901917507989504" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 09:01:42</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I am so proud of my bro @jasoncollins34 for being real. #FTheHaters bit.ly/12J9el5</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Baron_Davis" style="color: #429ec6;">Baron Davis</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Baron_Davis/status/328889050394161152" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Apr 29 2013 08:10:34</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=517e9c3976fd33710c969c5e&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/jason-collins-nba-gay-twitter</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/jason-collins-nba-gay-twitter</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:47:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[CNN backlash erupts after incorrect Boston bombing arrest report]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">After CNN retracted its report that a suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing case was in custody, Twitter's wits piled on to the news network's false report.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:59:12</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">CNN reported just before 2pm ET that a suspect had been arrested.&nbsp;</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Suspect arrested in Boston terror attack, source says: on.cnn.com/15fo2LB</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/CNN" style="color: #429ec6;">CNN</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/CNN/status/324582648624328704" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 10:58:28</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Others weren't quite so sure, though Fox News followed CNN's report.&nbsp;</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#BREAKING NEWS: FoxNews.com confirms arrest made in deadly #Boston Marathon bombing fxn.ws/YSLNGJ</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/FoxNews" style="color: #429ec6;">Fox News</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/324584418196983809" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 11:05:30</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">"All we can say for certain, is that all of our sources say no arrest." - @PeteWilliamsNBC</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NBCNews" style="color: #429ec6;">NBC News</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/324585542475997184" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 11:09:58</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Multiple sources confirm to NBC News: "No Arrest"</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NBCNews" style="color: #429ec6;">NBC News</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/324591153422954497" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 11:32:16</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">CNN eventually changed its tune.&nbsp;</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">DOJ and Boston PD: No arrest has been made in  #Boston bombings. on.cnn.com/15fOGEd</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/cnnbrk" style="color: #429ec6;">CNN Breaking News</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/324593940223385600" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 11:43:20</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">After CNN backtracked, Twitter's smart alecs hopped in to make fun of the vaunted Cable News Network.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN Timeline:

• 1:00 suspect arrested
• 1:17 lol JK
• 1:25 2,000 suspects arrested 
• 2:00 Air Bud’s thoughts on Boston</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/lawblob" style="color: #429ec6;">lawblob</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/lawblob/status/324602942328020992" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:19:06</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN: Suspect A White Male, Weari- wait he covered his face with his hands. Where did he go. Where is he. Mom... Mommmy where is the bad man</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/boring_as_heck" style="color: #429ec6;">stefan </a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/324602027235766272" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:15:28</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN: Confirmed - Suspect Either Arrested Or Not Arrested And There Might Not Be A Suspect But Maybe There Is? Where Am I?</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/boring_as_heck" style="color: #429ec6;">stefan </a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/324600509187125249" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:09:26</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN Reports Bombing Suspect Cleared After Identified as Manti Te'o's Girlfriend.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/CollegeHumor" style="color: #429ec6;">CollegeHumor</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/CollegeHumor/status/324601939625127936" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:15:07</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">"Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?" - Fox News</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/anjeanettec" style="color: #429ec6;">Anjeanette Carter</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/anjeanettec/status/324600509996621824" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:09:27</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Wolf Blitzer Correctly Identifying Animals On The Flash Cards In Effort To Regain Viewer Trust</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/crushingbort" style="color: #429ec6;">Horton Atonto</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/324600049894035456" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:07:37</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN is so bad it briefly made Twitter forget how much it hates Fox News</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/EliBraden" style="color: #429ec6;">Eli Braden</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/EliBraden/status/324598391520755712" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:01:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">We can now confirm that many, many television journalists are awful at their job. And we can't confirm much more yet.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/WillMcAvoyACN" style="color: #429ec6;">Will McAvoy</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/WillMcAvoyACN/status/324604816234004480" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:26:33</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Wow, CNN is really Breaking News.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NicCageMatch" style="color: #429ec6;">Nic Cage Match</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NicCageMatch/status/324598162906034176" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 12:00:07</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN gets its news from the Facebook pages of various moms around the world.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kevingchristy" style="color: #429ec6;">Kevin Christy</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kevingchristy/status/324596771286294528" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 11:54:35</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">WORST ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT EVER! THANKS CNN!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/DRUNKHULK" style="color: #429ec6;">DRUNK HULK</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/DRUNKHULK/status/324597864938491907" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Apr 17 2013 11:58:56</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=516ef6cefad0a88b390044a8&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/cnn-boston-marathon-arrest-fail-twitter-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/cnn-boston-marathon-arrest-fail-twitter-jokes</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:59:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Goldman Sachs elevator gossip: Life, women, and getting paid]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Here's what really goes down when Goldman Sachs employees are going up.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Wed, Apr 10 2013 12:57:03</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">On money:</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">[Classic] #1: When it doesn't matter how much the drinks cost, it's always Happy Hour.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/305082808211214336" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Feb 22 2013 14:33:04</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: Paying people to do shit for you has gotta be far more satisfying than owning slaves.
#2: I have a white housekeeper.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/228261574295556097" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Jul 25 2012 15:52:54</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">[Classic] #1: The Euro is dead. They're just bickering over who pays for the funeral.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/231000764628209664" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Aug 02 2012 05:17:28</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/275681630889332737" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Dec 03 2012 11:23:17</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">[Classic] #1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I'd wonder where the rest of my money went.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/311637235361533952" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Mar 12 2013 17:38:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">[Classic] #1: When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/314077759355879425" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Mar 19 2013 11:15:47</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: Fact. 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement. #2: Fuck. That won't cover a ski weekend.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/290256440281677827" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Jan 12 2013 16:38:22</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">On the less well-off:</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: People can be drug-tested to keep their jobs, but not to receive government benefits? Explain that shit to me. Please.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/268600224942002177" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Nov 13 2012 22:24:18</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: Letting employees cherry pick sale items the day after Christmas is like insider trading for the lower classes.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/283656150640111616" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Dec 25 2012 11:31:11</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">[Classic] #1: I wish I invested in poverty. It's up 60% since 2001. #2: We did.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/309404495740293120" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Mar 06 2013 12:45:54</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: YOLO is poor for carpe diem.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/223246879549427713" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Jul 11 2012 19:46:18</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">On women:&nbsp;</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">[At the gym] #1:  What machine should I use to impress the girls?
#2: The ATM.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/278775970318671872" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Dec 12 2012 00:19:05</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">[Classic] #1: My 1st wife was vehemently pro-life until my girlfriend got pregnant.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/295754154264121344" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Jan 27 2013 20:44:19</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: On Valentine's Day, I send my wife flowers with a card that says 'Congratulations'.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/299620916474810369" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Feb 07 2013 12:49:27</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: It seems fair. My wife would leave me if I lost my money. And I'll trade her in if she gets fat.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/287024050818129920" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Jan 03 2013 18:34:01</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#1: I want a Times New Roman in the streets but a Wingdings in the sheets.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator" style="color: #429ec6;">GS Elevator Gossip</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/291404007442894850" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Jan 15 2013 20:38:24</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">On life:</div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=51659b727f7fb07c5300160f&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/goldman-sachs-elevators-overheard-twitter-funny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/goldman-sachs-elevators-overheard-twitter-funny</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:57:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reasons My Son Is Crying]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">A crying son is about  equal to the worst thing ever in the world of ever, so let's make a Tumblr about it! In Reasons My Son Is Crying, one anonymous parent chronicles all the reasons why their boy may turn to tears.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Mon, Apr 08 2013 06:19:07</span></p><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47413587189/i-wouldnt-let-him-drink-bath-water" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c271b8d79690714680dd8706ba569b3/tumblr_mkwtzzpR9S1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I wouldn't let him drink bath wate...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47398608367/his-brothers-boots-dont-fit" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/671f06603cbf6dca92a9585620e3e200/tumblr_mkwlkb7sgZ1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>His brother's boots don't fi...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47373448579/i-wouldnt-let-him-drown-in-this-pond" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3532e296fcdce5ea658aadbba5d4655/tumblr_mkw7pulTNJ1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I wouldn't let him drown in this p...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47368453874/we-helped-him-put-on-the-boots-he-loves-to-wear" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff28e57feb34e46c5fda8e1d8c3cdae8/tumblr_mkw4jidqfC1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>We helped him put on the boots he loves...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47366818381/the-car-seat-always-the-car-seat" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2581bb8390cd15c95cd4909550e05a7/tumblr_mkw3elZJnB1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>The car seat. Always the car seat.</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47306048471/i-closed-the-refrigerator-door" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bd9c122a82f489c2f4e65428f91e956/tumblr_mkur22Ypeh1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I closed the refrigerator door.</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47300617917/i-asked-that-he-not-wipe-his-muddy-shoes-off-on-my" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12028e72c32a8f9bfeb6e041daa93a31/tumblr_mkunrpQdzV1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I asked that he not wipe his muddy shoes...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47294180050/the-milk-isnt-juice" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94d284eb8b1061bc9fc3f728d84d0791/tumblr_mkujv4Nc6D1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>The milk isn't juice.</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47276802745/i-wouldnt-let-him-eat-the-candy-he-found-on-the" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/139a89903e4e93eacd16c624ab4121a8/tumblr_mku8jx5m5j1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I wouldn't let him eat the candy h...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47274150689/grandma-wouldnt-let-him-spill-his-ice-water-all" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c82b4d4ea921f741edb7bb739b6d7839/tumblr_mku6eo6AKr1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>Grandma wouldn't let him spill his...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47137905586/i-have-no-idea-why-my-son-is-crying" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca731f779dc15e7ce6b61d9f4dd9be86/tumblr_mkr3ybCutt1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I have no idea why my son is crying.</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47129896311/i-gave-him-a-cup-of-water" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e85aa9d4fc36b3e16a5dbe13a721761/tumblr_mkqzc2gQom1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I gave him a cup of water.</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47104331564/i-turned-the-volume-of-the-hokey-pokey-down-from" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fc3d6bf80e58d89a96078604bb4f645/tumblr_mkqemowIkL1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I turned the volume of The Hokey Pokey d...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47065183870/it-took-me-longer-than-0-seconds-to-take-his-shirt" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfcea77cfb272bbe00a3aef50914865b/tumblr_mkpfxa7xbo1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>It took me longer than 0 seconds to take...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47065086972/the-slide-is-not-slippery-enough" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86cfc4a88a47e6bfa3ddcfcd19e93034/tumblr_mkpfvgXkSl1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>The slide is not slippery enough.</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47065032871/i-didnt-show-him-pictures-on-my-phone-quickly" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13ac68089c7f463db9ea6cafb243e705/tumblr_mkpfuca4rf1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>I didn't show him pictures on my p...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47055523888/his-brother-pretended-to-sing-for-one-second" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6911d2e573b5479877a6b887b3c82f6/tumblr_mkpak3yNiQ1sn7lxto1_400.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>His brother pretended to sing for one se...</span> · 
<a href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com" style="color: #429ec6;">reasonsmysoniscrying</a></div></div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=5162be7ed36310ab71006aa4&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/reasons-my-son-is-crying</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/reasons-my-son-is-crying</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:19:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["Game of Thrones" Roleplayers on Twitter]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">As "Game of Thrones" returns to TV screens, Twitter users are taking on the guises of the show's characters. Warning: possible spoilers lie ahead. Curated by Kris Holt (@KrisHolt) for the @dailydot.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Thu, Apr 04 2013 05:41:25</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Catelyn and Rob Stark&nbsp;still can't get over Ned's death. C'mon, guys, it's been over a season now.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">“@Lady_Catelyn: Jokes with the word "head" are also banished. #MyPoorNed” I second this motion, Mother</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord" style="color: #429ec6;">Robb Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord/status/313464558431924224" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 18:39:09</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@robbthelord Thank you, son. Those jokes hurt. #ALot</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn" style="color: #429ec6;">Catelyn Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn/status/313466384208236544" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 18:46:24</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@Lady_Catelyn I know they do, Mother…the wound they made in my soul, in our soul, by killing my Father is still fresh…</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord" style="color: #429ec6;">Robb Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord/status/313466577251094528" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 18:47:10</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@robbthelord They will never heal.... You and the girls are all that makes me keep going, Robb.....</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn" style="color: #429ec6;">Catelyn Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn/status/313470427991265280" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:02:28</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@Lady_Catelyn We'll take their gold, their house…their power…I will not rest until Father is avenged</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord" style="color: #429ec6;">Robb Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord/status/313470904753594368" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:04:22</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@Lady_Catelyn @robbthelord By the gods, find a room, you two.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12" style="color: #429ec6;">Drunk Tyrion</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12/status/313474019141758977" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:16:44</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@TyrionLannist12 Careful with your words, Lord Tyrion @lady_catelyn</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord" style="color: #429ec6;">Robb Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord/status/313476684542259200" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:27:20</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@robbthelord @Lady_Catelyn Or what, you'll wage war against my House? Oh wait.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12" style="color: #429ec6;">Drunk Tyrion</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12/status/313482471368970240" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:50:20</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@TyrionLannist12 I'll just let Grey Wind have his way with you. You would make quite the supper, Lord Tyrion @lady_catelyn</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord" style="color: #429ec6;">Robb Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord/status/313482642173612035" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:51:00</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@robbthelord @Lady_Catelyn In truth, I am opposed to this war. Joffery is not worth innocent men having their throats ripped out by wolves.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12" style="color: #429ec6;">Drunk Tyrion</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12/status/313482658980196353" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:51:04</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@TyrionLannist12 Then he should have thought about it twice before chopping my Father's head off @lady_catelyn</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord" style="color: #429ec6;">Robb Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/robbthelord/status/313482793680257024" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:51:36</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@robbthelord @Lady_Catelyn I believe he did. That is precisely why he chose Ser Illyn to do it for him.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12" style="color: #429ec6;">Drunk Tyrion</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TyrionLannist12/status/313489186638397440" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 20:17:01</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Cersei Lannister, as modest as ever, gets slapped down by Catelyn.&nbsp;</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Good looks, gold, power. #ThisIsUs #TeamLannister</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NiceQueenCersei" style="color: #429ec6;">Cersei the Fair</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NiceQueenCersei/status/313763317556596736" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 14:26:19</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@NiceQueenCersei You are so humble. #SideEyes</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn" style="color: #429ec6;">Catelyn Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn/status/313767357636042752" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 14:42:22</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@Lady_Catelyn And I was going to be nice to you today. #Sighs</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NiceQueenCersei" style="color: #429ec6;">Cersei the Fair</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NiceQueenCersei/status/313767678273806336" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 14:43:38</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@NiceQueenCersei I only made an observation.. #Really</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn" style="color: #429ec6;">Catelyn Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn/status/313771493660180480" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 14:58:48</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@Lady_Catelyn Very well, you are forgiven. *offers wine*</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/NiceQueenCersei" style="color: #429ec6;">Cersei the Fair</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/NiceQueenCersei/status/313772787133202432" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 15:03:56</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@NiceQueenCersei Thank you... I guess... *looks at the wine* #YouWouldntPoisonMe #WouldYou</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn" style="color: #429ec6;">Catelyn Stark</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Lady_Catelyn/status/313774852744024065" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 15:12:09</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=515c54c47fcc77181d001caf&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/game-of-thrones-twitter-roleplay-hbo-tyrion</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/game-of-thrones-twitter-roleplay-hbo-tyrion</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 12:41:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[32 adorable photos of bunnies on Twitter]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Twitter bot @usagipic_bot tweets out multiple photos of rabbits every day. Unsurprisingly, the results are adorable. Curated by Kris Holt (@krisholt) for the Daily Dot.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Wed, Mar 27 2013 12:12:05</span></p><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316938374877442048" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/8h2bqu" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>泥棒顔　http://t.co/tcLpq17TO9　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">OMG this one's on a stuffed tiger.&nbsp;</div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316893004210249728" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/c59t2l" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>はいどーはいどー！　http://t.co/hMzrgsDjVg　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316787172898373632" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/9lvrjj" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>かがみもちー　http://t.co/fa7ESwnAjw　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316756932759261184" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/bd13xr" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>じゃま！　http://t.co/sX67mje23v　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Is that a heart on this one's chest or is it just happy to see us?</div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316681340189818880" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/c59u89" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>ご立派！　http://t.co/qCGFJAtihA　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">D'aww.</div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316635985523904513" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/968y56" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>コレぐらいちょろいのよ　http://t.co/7Y5NRL1MPN　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316620857617293312" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/b2pvqm" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>ポン・デ　http://t.co/iGLOjVOJ63　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316605735599489024" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/8mmlu9" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>くいしんぼう　んhttp://t.co/pdOvbuEbys　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316530136696631297" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/9lvh7u" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>のせてみた　http://t.co/j24rXlaj7P　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316469660935667712" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/8wv7ia" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>コスプレ　http://t.co/fZldYhEiKu　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316333509721600000" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/91u26t" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>YYYYY　http://t.co/Lu82Jnd9Zn　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316303260006883329" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/b2pm9u" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>おしゃれさん　http://t.co/it0Cx7oI5t　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">I CAN HAZ INTERNETS?!</div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316288139218006016" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/8dh78l" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>ハッカー　http://t.co/Kke0dspYhw　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316197376148774914" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/a4d8nu" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>わー！みつかった！　http://t.co/mx9ZcvPAY7　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot/status/316182250976841728" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="//twitpic.com/show/large/8wv6xx" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>お友達になろうよ　http://t.co/ZaO4NHOlxr　#usagipic</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/usagipic_bot" style="color: #429ec6;">うさぎの画像botさん</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The account sometimes interacts with fans...</div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=51532b9a0956333422008adf&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/bunny-rabbit-twitter-easter-japan-weird</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/bunny-rabbit-twitter-easter-japan-weird</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:12:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Twitter takes over #safetytipsforladies]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">How Twitter skewered the "blame the victim" mentality with outrageous safety tips to prevent rape. Curated by Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw) for the @dailydot</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Mon, Mar 25 2013 16:12:48</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><div>Even after <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/news/steubenville-cnn-onion-backlash-petition/" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">Steubenville</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailydot.com/news/torrington-connecticut-steubenville-rape-online/" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">Torrington</a>, people continue to <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/society/tumblr-dont-get-raped/" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">blame the victim</a> or suggest tips on how women can "keep themselves safe."</div></div><div class="element link" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; padding: 10px 10px 5px; border: 1px solid #ddd; max-width: 500px; overflow: hidden;"><a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/20/justice/colorado-rape-prevention-guidelines" title="(CNN) -- A Colorado schoolhas caused a stir with an advisory that suggested women could urinate or vomit to deter a rape. The list of 10 ..." class="thumbnail" style="color: #429ec6; display: block; float: right; padding: 0 0 5px 10px;"><img src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130220015318-dnt-co-campus-safety-rape-tips-00000106-story-top.jpg" alt="College women told to urinate or vomit to deter a rapist" style="display: block; width: 100px;" /></a><a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/20/justice/colorado-rape-prevention-guidelines" title="(CNN) -- A Colorado schoolhas caused a stir with an advisory that suggested women could urinate or vomit to deter a rape. The list of 10 ..." class="title" style="color: #429ec6;">College women told to urinate or vomit to deter a rapist</a><div class="description" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;">(CNN) -- A Colorado schoolhas caused a stir with an advisory that suggested women could urinate or vomit to deter a rape. The list of 10 ...</div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Following an article from&nbsp;<a href="http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/advocating-risk-management-is-not-victim-blaming/" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">The Punch</a>, Hillary Browman-Smart started #safetytipsforladies</div><div class="element link" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; padding: 10px 10px 5px; border: 1px solid #ddd; max-width: 500px; overflow: hidden;"><a href="http://hilaroar.tumblr.com/post/45957899437/safetytipsforladies-or-why-victim-blaming-is" title="TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT****** The other day I was going about my business when I happened to read this moronic article explaining..." class="title" style="color: #429ec6;">#SafetyTipsForLadies - or, Why Victim Blaming is Moronic</a><div class="description" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;">TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT****** The other day I was going about my business when I happened to read this moronic article explaining...</div></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">If you hide your forearms in your sleeves, the rapist will mistake you for a T-Rex and carry on his way #safetytipsforladies</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/hilaryjfb" style="color: #429ec6;">Hilary Bowman-Smart</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314171979567607810" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Mar 19 2013 17:30:11</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The hashtag caught on, and other people soon tweeted their own "safety tips."</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Don't dress too provocatively! Here's a handy illustration of an acceptable &amp; appropriate outfit http://t.co/yqh00i2LUd #safetytipsforladies</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/alisonrose711" style="color: #429ec6;">Alison Rose</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/alisonrose711/status/316242230300004353" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 25 2013 10:36:37</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">If you're raped, say "I'm a good girl!" Since "good girls" never get raped, the rapist will vanish in a puff of logic #safetytipsforladies</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/jailawrites" style="color: #429ec6;">Quirkythrope</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/jailawrites/status/314221059941474304" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Mar 19 2013 20:45:13</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Be aware of your surroundings. If you see a rapist in the vicinity, be sure to avoid him. #safetytipsforladies</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/snerber" style="color: #429ec6;">Snobo</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/snerber/status/314228634095321089" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Mar 19 2013 21:15:19</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Make sure the odds are in your favor.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">1 in 4 women will experience sexual assault in her lifetime, so be one of those other three women. #safetytipsforladies</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/andreagrimes" style="color: #429ec6;">Andrea Grimes</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/andreagrimes/status/316257865809670144" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 25 2013 11:38:45</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Become a Pokemon Master.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">always carry a full team of six pokemon to guarantee super effective damage against a potential assailaint's type #safetytipsforladies</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/mikesacco" style="color: #429ec6;">Mike Sacco</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/mikesacco/status/316267915915698176" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 25 2013 12:18:41</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Catch up on your DVR.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Research the ins and outs of rape and rapists by watching every season of SVU #safetytipsforladies</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TomCBallard" style="color: #429ec6;">Tom Ballard</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TomCBallard/status/314222246224863234" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Mar 19 2013 20:49:56</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Make your body parts detachable.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#safetytipsforladies Just leave your vagina at home, like Wanda Sykes. http://t.co/oFCEkgxfxL</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/IamBexB" style="color: #429ec6;">Bex B</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/IamBexB/status/316282110438694912" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 25 2013 13:15:06</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Fans of <i>The Walking Dead</i>&nbsp;already have some advice handy in the comic books.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">#safetytipsforladies Chop off a rapist's arms and lower jaw, put them on a leash and make them accompany you to confuse other rapists.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Wardog_E" style="color: #429ec6;">Fabulous Wolf</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Wardog_E/status/315461613073358848" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Mar 23 2013 06:54:44</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Just remember: victims aren't the only ones who are affected by sexual assault and rape.</div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=5150cf5617b844a11700ed99&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/twitter-takes-over-safetytipsforladies</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/twitter-takes-over-safetytipsforladies</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:12:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Angry Ex Burns Complex's "40 Hottest Women in Tech" Writer]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">This freelancer says his offensive Complex article was all a misunderstanding and the work of shoddy editing. His ex-girlfriend begs to differ.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Fri, Mar 22 2013 13:04:00</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">When freelancer Luke Winkie penned a contentious "40 Hottest Women in Tech" article for Complex, he wasn't, by his own account, expecting to see the list get truncated, watered-down, and replaced. But the alleged editorial work on the article has raised several voices in outrage--including his own ex-girlfriend, <a href="https://twitter.com/kttykatie/" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">@kttykatie.</a><br /></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Here's her reaction to the article:<br /><br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@luke_winkie Seriously???? http://t.co/zKE44nTh66</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie" style="color: #429ec6;">Katie Stroh</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie/status/315173270599135234" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Mar 22 2013 11:48:58</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Glad those "40 hottest women in tech" can now rest easy knowing my scummy ex thinks they're hot</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie" style="color: #429ec6;">Katie Stroh</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie/status/315173787459014656" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Mar 22 2013 11:51:01</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Winkie tried to explain—er, sort of:<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@kttykatie if you were still my facebook friend you'd see the real storyyyyyy</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/luke_winkie" style="color: #429ec6;">Luke Winkie</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/luke_winkie/status/315173909693595648" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Mar 22 2013 11:51:30</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">But Stroh wasn't having it.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@luke_winkie I couldn't give a shiiiiiiiit</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie" style="color: #429ec6;">Katie Stroh</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie/status/315174314343280640" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Mar 22 2013 11:53:06</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">@luke_winkie Hope that $500 is treating you right, tho</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie" style="color: #429ec6;">Katie Stroh</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie/status/315174393204588544" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Mar 22 2013 11:53:25</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The $500 she referred to was evidently the fee Winkie received from Complex for writing the article, according to a comment she left in <a href="http://branch.com/b/hot-women-in-tech#GhiiRaDeCIQ" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">Branch</a>:<br /><br /><div>
<p style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0;"><b><i>It's five hundred (500) dollars. He literally texted me four days ago basically saying "Complex wants me to do this thing and I know it's shitty but... it's $500." I told him what I thought, which he responded to with "$500."</i></b></p>
</div><br /></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Meanwhile Winkie tried to explain himself even further, laying the blame entirely at his editors' doorstep:<br /><br /><i><b>I was assigned to write the 50 Hottest Women in Tech by Complex and it 
really bummed me out, because the idea of perpetrating the same old 
gender divisions in an area like tech - which has predominantly been a 
boy's club throughout history - seemed like kind of a messed up thing to
 do. It represents the most banal form of internet content that exists. 
But it's hard to say no to a paycheck.<br />
<br />
So what I tried to do was see if it was possible to make something 
called "The 50 Hottest Women in Tech" earnest and empowering and an 
actual good thing. I pretty much only included normal looking women, who
 were involved in something really crucial or exciting in the tech 
space. I made no allusions to their looks in the blurbs, and ended up 
with simply a long list of very exciting women.<br />
<br />
Of course when the piece actually ran, I discovered that over half of 
the women I had included were replaced with people like Morgan Webb, 
complete with the usual lascivious dialogue. Sigh. It's hard to win when
 you're writing for Complex, but please know that I tried.    </b></i><br /></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">While Complex is <a href="http://www.complex.com/music/2012/02/100-sexiest-shots-from-trinidad-carnival-2012" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">not exactly known</a> for <a href="http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/01/the-50-sexiest-celebrity-bad-girls-of-all-time/" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">respectfully</a> <a href="http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/12/the-30-sexiest-gifs-of-megan-fox/" class="" style="color: #429ec6;">portraying</a> women, Stroh was busy putting the finger on her ex:<br /></div><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie/status/278630053041037312" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A93kjpdCYAMJID4.png" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>DARE ME TO????? http://t.co/Hu2gjOVO</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/kttykatie" style="color: #429ec6;">Katie Stroh</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Yikes. Makes us long for the good old, pre-Internet days of communication. Although then we wouldn't have epic burns in response to the Complex article, like this one from Katie Notopolous:<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Damn, Complex. You so inclusive https://t.co/fFX3oL4vno #tits</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/LesHorn" style="color: #429ec6;">''Leslie Horn''</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/LesHorn/status/315189627881394177" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Mar 22 2013 12:53:57</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Jesus who do I have to blow around here to get on the next hottest women list</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/katienotopoulos" style="color: #429ec6;">Katie Notopoulos</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/315171724444442624" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Mar 22 2013 11:42:49</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Somehow we're guessing it won't be Luke Winkie.<br /></div><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=514cb7cc5e2621154c008599&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/angry-ex-burns-the-author-of-hottest-women-in-tech</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/angry-ex-burns-the-author-of-hottest-women-in-tech</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:04:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The tales of a male nanny]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">Behold some of the wisest, silliest, and funniest nuggets of conversations with young children, as described by a male nanny. Curated by Kris Holt (@krisholt) for the @dailydot</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Wed, Mar 20 2013 14:36:27</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Whoa. Deep.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "What does God think about gay weddings?" Me: "Dunno." 6 yr old: "I'll ask him... He says it's fine. Call the pope."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/278600134080745472" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Dec 11 2012 12:40:22</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "On the outside I am a girl." Me: "Yep..." 6 yr old: "But in my mind I am a dragon." Me: "OK..." 6 yr old: "So which one am I?"</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/296225779317088256" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Jan 29 2013 03:58:24</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "I'm bored. Let's bury something." Me: "Cool. What shall we bury?" 6 yr old: "All the sadness. Really deep."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/289392860468498433" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Jan 10 2013 07:26:49</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">1) 6 yr old: "What's the best prison ever?" Me: "I don't know." 6 yr old: "The world. Because you can never escape.”</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/277044017127112705" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Dec 07 2012 05:36:55</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">5 yr old: "Have you ever prayed to God?" Me: "Yes." 5 yr old: "Did it work?" Me: "No." 5 yr old: "God hates you."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/231344021002387456" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Aug 03 2012 04:01:27</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "Why do people jump in front of trains?" Me: "Because they are miserable." 6 yr old: "But that won't cheer them up."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/279210579808374786" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Dec 13 2012 05:06:04</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "Countries don't exist. They are just an idea." Me: "Well-" 6 yr old: "Today I am in India."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/303987648790405120" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Feb 19 2013 14:01:17</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Me: "What do you want to do today?" 6 yr old: "Paint the world black so we can see all the ghosts."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/250608708948738048" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Sep 25 2012 07:52:26</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6) 6 yr old: "Let's start a business." Me: "Okay." 6 yr old: "We need to sell something everyone wants" Me: "Cup cakes?" 6 yr old: "Freedom"</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/300612982839312384" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Feb 10 2013 06:31:34</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Sometimes a smart kid is still just a kid.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">5 yr old: “English footballers are the best because they are from Russia.”</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/213558687569158144" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jun 15 2012 02:08:53</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "Today I am only saying banana" Me: "Really?" 6 yr old: "Banana." Me: "Do you want a Cheestring?" 6 yr old: "Yes. Shit. Banana."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/249177775821447168" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Sep 21 2012 09:06:25</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Me: "How would you describe me to a girl I was going on a date with?" 6 yr old: "Ginger beard, can't drive, don't go."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/291155365066833920" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Tue, Jan 15 2013 04:10:23</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "Who's the best person you know?" Me: "I don't think anyone is better than anyone." 6 yr old: "Pingu is better than Hitler."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/289348248827731968" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Thu, Jan 10 2013 04:29:33</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "Is it always bad to hit a policeman?" Me: "It depends on why you hit him." 6 yr old: "He threw a baby at a terrorist's face."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/258674003357622272" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Wed, Oct 17 2012 14:01:02</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "You should get a tattoo on your arm." Me: "Saying what?" 6 yr old: "This is my leg."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/294781234519887872" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Fri, Jan 25 2013 04:18:17</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "Can I have a cup of tea?" Me: "You drink tea?" 6 yr old: "Yes." Me: "How do you take it?" 6 yr old: "Milk and sugar. No tea."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/273037641044336640" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Nov 26 2012 04:17:01</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">If only Lance Armstrong had thought of it this way. Oh, wait.</div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">6 yr old: "He won 7 times, always on drugs?" Me: "Yes" 6 yr old: "So drugs make you win?" Me: "Well-" 6 yr old: "Get me some winning drugs."</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny" style="color: #429ec6;">The Male Nanny</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/themalenanny/status/292605254262996993" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sat, Jan 19 2013 04:11:43</a></div></blockquote><div class="footer"><img src="http://storify.com/public/img/logo.blue.small.png" alt="Powered by Storify" /></div></div><img src="http://stats.storify.com/record/view.gif?sid=514a039bb7cf873565002bd7&amp;referer=%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Frss%2Fdailydot" width="1" height="1" /></body></html>]]></description><link>http://storify.com/dailydot/male-nanny-stories-twitter-weird-wednesday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://storify.com/dailydot/male-nanny-stories-twitter-weird-wednesday</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Dot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 21:36:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Backlash Against CNN's Steubenville Rape Trial Coverage]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><body><div id="storify-minimal" style="font-family: Museo Sans,Helvetica Neue,sans-serif; color: #333;"><p id="description" style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN and the Onion both say it's a tragedy, when participation in the brutal rape of a young woman is all it takes to derail an athlete's career. The difference is that the Onion was kidding and CNN was not.</p><p id="meta" style="font-size: 12px; margin: 0; color: #999; padding-bottom: 20px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #ddd; margin-bottom: 20px;">Storified by <a href="http://storify.com/dailydot" style="color: #429ec6;">The Daily Dot</a> · 
<span>Mon, Mar 18 2013 13:57:47</span></p><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">If Twitter is any indication, the average American disapproves of CNN's take on the rape verdict.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">I'm disgusted w/ Candy Crowley and Poppy Harlow for their on air boo hooing over the Steubenville rapists. Those boys got off too easy!</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Carlie101" style="color: #429ec6;">Carlie</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Carlie101/status/313534674678988800" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 23:17:46</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Shame on @CNN for allowing Candy Crowley &amp; Poppy Harlow to focus on how the lives of the *rapists* were ruined in the Steubenville Rape Case</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/juliannamkh" style="color: #429ec6;">Mary Hodge</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/juliannamkh/status/313650830588911618" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 06:59:20</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">.@CNN's coverage of #Steubenville is shameful. Asking abt "lasting impact" for these "2 young boys." What abt impact 4 victim? @crowleyCNN</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/katespencer" style="color: #429ec6;">Kate Spencer</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/katespencer/status/313305925169582080" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 08:08:48</a></div></blockquote><div class="element image" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;"><a href="http://twitter.com/Wolfe321/status/313482249414782976" style="color: #429ec6;"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFm2cehCMAESLzf.jpg" style="max-width: 100%; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px;" /></a><div class="meta" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4em; color: #666;"><span>CNN: How they got it so very, very wrong on #Steubenville today http://pic.twitter.com/kk9h3YFR2p</span> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Wolfe321" style="color: #429ec6;">Lauren Wolfe</a></div></div><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Outrage on Twitter was limited by that medium's 140-character post limit. Folks on Facebook could express their ire in more detail:<br /><br /></div><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">The Ohio Attorney General prosecuting the Steubenville rape case, found that the rapists ( those promising football players) and their friends, sent 396,270 texts regarding the crime, 380,586 photos online, and 940 video clips to social media, in the US and internationally.  I sincerely hope that they prosecute and jail every single friend, acquaintance, parent, minister, teacher, coach that had even a sprinkling of the knowledge of this crime but let it happen because those boys were "important", even if they have to turn the entire town into a concentration camp.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000242769033" style="color: #429ec6;">Beth Glover</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=571377309547023&amp;id=100000242769033" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 06:56:36</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">CNN's coverage of the Steubenville rape trial (in which, thankfully, the two alleged rapists are now convicted rapists) has focused more on the poor little rapist boys whose lives are now ruined than the victim, whose life was forever changed when these juvenile delinquent sexual deviants raped her . . . Boy, really don't want to see Stage II of the new and improved CNN . . . .</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1649870818" style="color: #429ec6;">Julie Kindle Driscoll</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10200288213161870&amp;id=1649870818" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 20:17:38</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Victim blaming is never acceptable in any context--but especially from the mouth of a major news network. 
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-steubenville-rape-verdict-and-why-you-should-hate-cnn/</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=457207441010336" style="color: #429ec6;">Let's End Survivor Silence</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=492900537441026&amp;id=457207441010336" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 07:36:23</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element " style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Enough with the coverage of Steubenville boys crying. It is not a tragedy when a rapist is found guilty.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1663107418" style="color: #429ec6;">Deana Babik Neavin</a> · 
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10200240960741030&amp;id=1663107418" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 11:27:56</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">Where prophecy is concerned, the Onion's accuracy rate is far higher than that of Nostradamus.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Man. Either the Onion are fortune tellers, or we live in an utterly disgusting fucking rape culture. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=zWLJZw9Ws-g #fuckcnn</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/davidahilljr" style="color: #429ec6;">David A Hill Jr</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/davidahilljr/status/313473555406917632" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Sun, Mar 17 2013 19:14:54</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">.@schemaly honestly if there was no logo on Onion and Comedy Central, I would had thought it was true :/ How ironic is that *Smh* #VAW #Rape</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ashsultana" style="color: #429ec6;">Ayesha</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ashsultana/status/313700594227490816" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 10:17:04</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">The Onion: 2011 satire predicts Steubenville rape trial reaction Those “poor ” boys-rapists found guilty in Steubenville. Krister Johnson</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/StopWorkDrama" style="color: #429ec6;">Karl Ruegg</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/StopWorkDrama/status/313698472077443072" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 10:08:38</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">It's truly disgusting how The Onion satirically predicted how major news outlets would report rape. It really is.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/Thomas__Elliott" style="color: #429ec6;">Thomas Elliott</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/Thomas__Elliott/status/313614747339722752" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 04:35:57</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">The Onion predicting how the Steubenville rape case would be covered by the media just makes CNN's lack of understanding even worse.</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/ThatYahtzee" style="color: #429ec6;">Caleb Hall</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/ThatYahtzee/status/313687836920512512" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 09:26:23</a></div></blockquote><div class="element text" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;">The anti-CNN petition also generated a lot of buzz in the Twittersphere.<br /></div><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Sign this #petition if you think @CNN should do better than siding with rapists. https://www.change.org/petitions/cnn-apologize-on-air-for-sympathizing-with-the-steubenville-rapists #Steubenville #rapeapologists</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/colleenpatrice_" style="color: #429ec6;">Colleen C.</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/colleenpatrice_/status/313700562552107010" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 10:16:57</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Just signed this petition calling for CNN to apologize for sympathetic coverage of Steubenville rapists: https://www.change.org/petitions/cnn-apologize-on-air-for-sympathizing-with-the-steubenville-rapists</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/TeeEss" style="color: #429ec6;">T.S. Ferguson</a> · 
<a href="http://twitter.com/TeeEss/status/313690088544534528" class="date" style="color: #429ec6; font-size: 12px;">Mon, Mar 18 2013 09:35:19</a></div></blockquote><blockquote class="element twitter-tweet" style="margin: 0 0 15px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em; max-width: 500px;"><p style="font-size: 20px; margin: 0; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia,serif; margin-bottom: 5px;">Sign the petition. Journalism FAIL: CNN Apologize on air for sympathizing with the Steubenville rapists. https://www.change.org/petitions/cnn-apologize-on-air-for-sympathizing-with-the-steubenville-rapists?share_id=xFoheTCKyt&amp;utm_campaign=action_box&amp;utm_medium=twitter&amp;utm_source=share_petition&amp;utm_source=share_petition&amp;utm_medium=twitter via @change</p><div class="meta">— <a href="http://twitter.com/gracethespot" style="color: #429ec6;">Grace Chu</a> · 
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